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Post by DiBiase is Good on Feb 28, 2024 17:34:59 GMT -5
It just won’t match up to the original. And by original, I mean The Wraith!
(And yes, I know The Wraith is far from the first revenge tale film).
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Post by DSR on Feb 28, 2024 17:40:26 GMT -5
It just won’t match up to the original. And by original, I mean The Wraith! (And yes, I know The Wraith is far from the first revenge tale film). Quoting myself from a long time ago:
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Post by FinalGwen on Feb 28, 2024 19:41:27 GMT -5
I said elsewhere that they do realise that not everything has to look like a soundcloud rapper, that quirky goth boys with electric guitars making indie records still exist?
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Post by xCompackx on Feb 28, 2024 19:51:13 GMT -5
I'm a fan of FKA Twigs so I'm happy to see her in more things. But this looks bad.
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Post by Can you afford to pay me, Gah on Feb 28, 2024 19:53:04 GMT -5
OH NO NO NO NO OH GAWD NO So this comment on X. In 1996 Sting took the crow look from Brandon Lee. In 2024: The Crow took the look from Darby Allen.
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Feb 28, 2024 19:53:43 GMT -5
It just won’t match up to the original. And by original, I mean The Wraith! (And yes, I know The Wraith is far from the first revenge tale film). The Wraith still slaps.
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Post by Lizuka #BLM on Feb 28, 2024 20:29:29 GMT -5
I feel like it's kind of an insult to Darby to compare this to him. His look is a lot more cohesive than whatever the hell this is.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 28, 2024 20:33:44 GMT -5
She nicely sums up all of my thoughts about this.
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Post by Ryback on a Pole! on Feb 28, 2024 21:04:54 GMT -5
Ok, tattoos that incorporate nipples are the worse.
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Post by cosmo on Feb 28, 2024 23:11:47 GMT -5
If there's anything positive that we can say so far, it's that at least nobody got shot because some prop builder f***ed up.
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Post by Saiyanic Panic on Feb 29, 2024 0:08:52 GMT -5
I can't help but think the face on his pec needs to have that growth looked at or is harboring an enormous zit.
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Post by KingPooper on Feb 29, 2024 1:02:35 GMT -5
All I have to add… My ex-wife said she liked the crow so on one of our first dates I brought over my vhs tape and she got really confused why it was so different. Apparently she rented the pilot of Stairway to Heaven from a family video and thought it was the original. She still prefers it to this day which is why we’re no longer married.
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Post by Gunhaver on Feb 29, 2024 1:37:05 GMT -5
The arrangement and styles of those tattoos just reminds me of the symbols Frankie Goes to Hollywood used on their album sleeves/notes/that one computer game.
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Post by Scoops on Feb 29, 2024 1:42:16 GMT -5
If he had the white paint and better tattoos it would look good. But...yeah.
Also, as someone that watched the Crow everyday as a teenager and then watched it twice as an adult, there are no good Crow movies. The first had good style, music, and a couple good performances but all together it was a 5/10 movie.
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Feb 29, 2024 2:48:58 GMT -5
Sting passing the torch to Darby Allen. Love to see it. I came here to say the same thing, I'm dying at how that's EXACTLY what it looks like
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Post by schma on Feb 29, 2024 4:09:42 GMT -5
It's not a good look. I think everyone has covered what I have to say except what the shit is that haircut in the second pic? It's like he had Dominic mysterio's abomination of a haircut, started shaving it and then gave up a 1/4 of the way through
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Feb 29, 2024 6:25:28 GMT -5
According to various plot leaks {Spoiler}Eric and Shelly are drug addicts who meet in rehab and fall in love. Shelly is the "plaything" of the villain (Danny Huston), who has her and Eric murdered in a jealous rage. The villain will also have "a supernatural element".
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Feb 29, 2024 7:03:46 GMT -5
Who the hell was asking for this?
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Post by The Summer of Muskrat XVII on Feb 29, 2024 10:04:35 GMT -5
All I have to add… My ex-wife said she liked the crow so on one of our first dates I brought over my vhs tape and she got really confused why it was so different. Apparently she rented the pilot of Stairway to Heaven from a family video and thought it was the original. She still prefers it to this day which is why we’re no longer married. I have the VHS of the Stairway to Heaven pilot hahaha
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Post by The Thread Barbi on Feb 29, 2024 10:13:20 GMT -5
OH NO NO NO NO OH GAWD NO So this comment on X. In 1996 Sting took the crow look from Brandon Lee. In 2024: The Crow took the look from Darby Allen. Just came to post this lol. This comment will not be no-sold!
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