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Post by Can you afford to pay me, Gah on Apr 3, 2024 5:15:45 GMT -5
Hulk Hogan every time he cuts a promo he gets the giggles.
HHH: Has narcolepsy and falls random times, mid match, entrance, and ext.
Big Show: Irritable bowel syndrome but still eats spicy food.
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Wieners=$$$
Hank Scorpio
Gif Master Extraordinaire
Smokin' Bones
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Post by Wieners=$$$ on Apr 3, 2024 7:11:16 GMT -5
Nattie Neidhart but she is constantly shitting herself, er...
How about Rusev and Lana but he's a cuck? Oh...
Well, what if The Revival were clumsy goofs who shave each other's backs...
Okay, what about taking the Undertaker, with all his dark, mysterious powers and giving him a motorcycle and a doo-rag...😬
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Post by EvenBaldobombHasAJob on Apr 3, 2024 7:12:31 GMT -5
Cody Rhodes changes his theme music to "Souvlaki Space Station" by Slowdive
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Soultastic
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Only an idiot can be completely happy.
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Post by Soultastic on Apr 3, 2024 9:37:21 GMT -5
Orange Cassidy but a very drunk and bored Harrison Ford narrates his life.
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Post by ltcproductions on Apr 3, 2024 10:15:37 GMT -5
Sandman but his theme is Mr. Sandman by The Chordettes.
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Post by EvenBaldobombHasAJob on Apr 3, 2024 11:20:45 GMT -5
Hulk Hogan is exactly the same but he's saddled with Lying Cat from Saga.
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Post by chaosschoolproject on Apr 3, 2024 11:45:33 GMT -5
Triple H's entrance is changed from spitting water to swallowing it.
The Rock has a monobrow.
Ultimate Warrior always refers to himself as Jim in his promos.
Bret Hart kept the baby blue and never went pink and black
Jose Lothario singing Sexy Boy for Shawn Michael's music
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Post by chaosschoolproject on Apr 3, 2024 11:46:26 GMT -5
Orange Cassidy but a very drunk and bored Harrison Ford narrates his life. I thought this was meant to damage their aura?
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Magnus the Magnificent
King Koopa
didn't want one.
I could write a book about what you don't know!
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Apr 3, 2024 12:12:06 GMT -5
Gene Snitsky - It was his fault!
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tafkaga
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the Dogfather
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Post by tafkaga on Apr 3, 2024 12:29:18 GMT -5
Rowdy Roddy Piper wears an actual plaid skirt because he's actually Canadian doesn't know the difference.
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FHgrad99
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Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
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Post by FHgrad99 on Apr 3, 2024 15:49:19 GMT -5
Adam Pearce is still an authority figure but he explains everything to everybody like they were 5 years old.
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Post by thegatewaydrug on Apr 3, 2024 16:15:12 GMT -5
Cody Rhodes was actually born in Canada to the son of a lumberjack and the "American" Nightmare's secret begins to slip every time he says 'about' in promos.
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Mozenrath
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Post by Mozenrath on Apr 3, 2024 18:04:43 GMT -5
Cody Rhodes was actually born in Canada to the son of a lumberjack and the "American" Nightmare's secret begins to slip every time he says 'about' in promos. He'll win us back when he gives a heartwrenching promo about how soarry he is.
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Post by EvenBaldobombHasAJob on Apr 3, 2024 18:08:21 GMT -5
Cody Rhodes was actually born in Canada to the son of a lumberjack and the "American" Nightmare's secret begins to slip every time he says 'about' in promos. So literally just Bandit Keith then... Instead of Scarface, Scott Hall decides to channel Marlon Brando's Don Corleone as Razor Ramon. "SAY HELLO TO THE FAT GUY!!!"
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Post by Hypnosis on Apr 3, 2024 18:28:44 GMT -5
Abadon's name gets changed to "Abandon".
Toni Storm: Frozen in Time.
Skye Blue paints her face blue.
Trick Williams starts wearing a top hat.
Taz gets the Taz-Mania theme.
Raven "caws" at the end of every promo.
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Post by Ronny Rayguns Is All Elite on Apr 3, 2024 19:02:31 GMT -5
"The Human Beatbox Machine" TAZ!
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Post by EvenBaldobombHasAJob on Apr 3, 2024 20:21:40 GMT -5
Randy Orton's theme is "Tossed Salads and Scrambled Eggs"
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Post by Cry Me a Wiggle on Apr 3, 2024 20:37:28 GMT -5
“Triple Bogey” Barry Darsow
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FHgrad99
Vegeta
Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
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Post by FHgrad99 on Apr 3, 2024 21:42:18 GMT -5
"Stone Cold" Steve Austin gets a new theme. Glass breaks and then this.
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
Patti Mayonnaise
Metal Maestro: Co-winner of the FAN Idol Throwdown!
Fun while it lasted
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Apr 5, 2024 13:27:06 GMT -5
Randy Orton's theme is "Tossed Salads and Scrambled Eggs" No, the thread is about damaging aura, not improving it.
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