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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Apr 12, 2024 14:32:14 GMT -5
Rhea Ripley tearfully reveals her real name is Diarrhea Rippingass
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XIII
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Posts: 18,440
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Post by XIII on Apr 12, 2024 14:37:38 GMT -5
Stone Cold Steve Austin doesn’t drink beer…he drinks Dr. Perky
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thecrusherwi
El Dandy
the Financially Responsible Man
Brawl For All
Posts: 7,656
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Post by thecrusherwi on Apr 12, 2024 14:51:41 GMT -5
Stone Cold Steve Austin but he wears hot pink instead of black on his attire I was gonna say - Stone Cold Steve Austin in colored tights would have been weird. Any color other than black wouldn't have worked as well. Or even had he kept the white boots from early in his WWF run. It would've been bizarre.
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XIII
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Posts: 18,440
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Post by XIII on Apr 12, 2024 14:56:59 GMT -5
Everything about Sting is the same except he now has a giant scorpion tail attached to his tights while he wrestles.
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FHgrad99
Vegeta
Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
Posts: 9,019
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Post by FHgrad99 on Apr 13, 2024 7:48:46 GMT -5
The Ultimate Warrior but instead of snorting at the end of his promos, he neighs like a horse.
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Post by EvenBaldobombHasAJob on Apr 13, 2024 8:01:21 GMT -5
Shawn Michaels is the Heartbroken Kid and he cries a lot while listening to Dashboard Confessional
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agent817
Fry's dog Seymour
Doesn't Know Whose Ring It Is
Posts: 21,170
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Post by agent817 on Apr 13, 2024 8:46:10 GMT -5
Shawn Michaels is the Heartbroken Kid and he cries a lot while listening to Dashboard Confessional 😁😆😅😄🤣
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Post by saneiac on Apr 13, 2024 9:41:30 GMT -5
Jeff Jarett announces that while he still plans to pursue a career in country music, he’s giving up the guitar in favor of the pan flute.
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Post by EZ: Brainy Bae on Apr 13, 2024 12:33:55 GMT -5
Jon Moxley but his favorite movie is K-PAX
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Post by Cyno on Apr 13, 2024 12:58:16 GMT -5
Kane, but when he talks it sounds like he's been huffing helium.
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Post by government mule on Apr 13, 2024 14:52:58 GMT -5
Stone Cold Steve Royal Tunbridge Wells
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
Posts: 39,288
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Post by Push R Truth on Apr 13, 2024 14:54:32 GMT -5
Gatherer Hearst Helmsley
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Post by EvenBaldobombHasAJob on Apr 13, 2024 15:04:09 GMT -5
Romulan Reigns, the pointy ears Tribal Chief
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FHgrad99
Vegeta
Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
Posts: 9,019
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Post by FHgrad99 on Apr 13, 2024 16:44:51 GMT -5
Alberto Del Rio but instead of coming out in a luxury car, he comes out riding an ostrich.
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Post by Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃 on Apr 13, 2024 16:55:28 GMT -5
Somewhere, Vince Russo is reading this thread and jotting down ideas...
Bro.
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Post by government mule on Apr 13, 2024 17:07:19 GMT -5
(Corporate) Kane debuts at Badd Blood '97
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Post by Can you afford to pay me, Gah on Apr 13, 2024 17:08:29 GMT -5
The Animal Batista legit acts like Animal from the Muppets.
Everything is the same about the Undertaker. Look, Entrance, and ext but now he is afraid of the dark.
The rated "G" Super Star Edge.
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tirtefaa
Unicron
If you wanna know the truth, you gotta dig up Johnny Booth.
Posts: 2,830
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Post by tirtefaa on Apr 13, 2024 17:28:38 GMT -5
Goldberg squeezes Ecto Cooler cartons over his head on the way to the ring.
Paul Bearer picks his nose and wipes it on the urn.
Taka Michinoku falls in love with a limb from an elm tree.
Ultimate Warrior cuts promos that always tie into his experience with milking animals.
Jim Ross does voice characters while calling the match.
CM Punk becomes a spokesman for Coca Cola.
Dean Malenko hands out suggestive photos of himself to fans.
Booker T is a mime.
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Magnus the Magnificent
King Koopa
didn't want one.
I could write a book about what you don't know!
Posts: 12,462
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Apr 13, 2024 17:38:12 GMT -5
Nailz, everything is the same except his voice box is set to Donald Duck speech.
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Phosphor Glow
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Is a real girl!
Posts: 19,871
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Post by Phosphor Glow on Apr 13, 2024 17:56:41 GMT -5
Alberto Del Rio but instead of coming out in a luxury car, he comes out riding an ostrich. this still would have worked i think
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