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Post by EvenBaldobombHasAJob on Apr 5, 2024 14:47:02 GMT -5
Adam Bomb is reinvented by Alan Moore as a heroin addicted jazz critic who isn't actually radioactive.
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FHgrad99
Vegeta
Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
Posts: 9,019
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Post by FHgrad99 on Apr 6, 2024 9:54:25 GMT -5
The Undertaker starts speaking with a British Accent and wearing a monocle.
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Post by ace on Apr 6, 2024 10:26:05 GMT -5
Yota Tsuji but current day Gedo is booking him
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oh wait. Someone beat me to it
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Apr 6, 2024 10:49:30 GMT -5
Instead of beer Steve Austin's drink of choice is Capri Sun. (And he always has trouble sticking the little straw into the juice pouch...every single time.)
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Magnus the Magnificent
King Koopa
didn't want one.
I could write a book about what you don't know!
Posts: 12,462
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Apr 6, 2024 11:11:16 GMT -5
Welcome to The Rock's concert! Tonight, The Rock, the most electrifying man in entertainment, will treat you with his greatest hits, played on the ukulele!
Actually, come to think of it, he could probably make it work.
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FHgrad99
Vegeta
Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
Posts: 9,019
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Post by FHgrad99 on Apr 6, 2024 23:35:20 GMT -5
"Leaping" Lanny Poffo but instead of reading a poem off a frisbee before throwing it into the crowd, he reads the poem off a pair of underwear before throwing it into the crowd.
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nm
Hank Scorpio
Posts: 6,083
Member is Online
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Post by nm on Apr 7, 2024 0:19:43 GMT -5
Undertaker but he's afraid of cucumbers
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
Surviving
Posts: 28,917
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Post by Sephiroth on Apr 7, 2024 11:10:48 GMT -5
The daughter of a veteran star, the Scion of a Canadian royal dynasty of wrestling. And she farts. Oh wait…
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
Posts: 39,288
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Post by Push R Truth on Apr 7, 2024 12:46:11 GMT -5
Rhea debuts her new farting gimmick tomorrow night on RAW. Rhea the Ripper.
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Post by THE FVNKER on Apr 7, 2024 20:26:58 GMT -5
Undertaker but his boots squeak really loud. Like kids squeaky shoes.
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Soultastic
El Dandy
Only an idiot can be completely happy.
Posts: 7,797
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Post by Soultastic on Apr 7, 2024 20:56:50 GMT -5
Raven but instead of liking Pearl Jam he likes Maddonna.
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Post by Hit Girl on Apr 7, 2024 21:05:18 GMT -5
Stone Cold Steve Bosworth
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Post by thegatewaydrug on Apr 7, 2024 22:32:44 GMT -5
Raven but instead of liking Pearl Jam he likes Maddonna. Quote the Raven, "Vogue!" Instead of joining the nWo [for the first of four times!] in 1996, the Giant tags with Disco Inferno and is rechristened the Towering Inferno.
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Post by DSR on Apr 7, 2024 23:43:33 GMT -5
Raven but instead of liking Pearl Jam he likes Maddonna. Isn't that just Johnny Polo?
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Timeless Hayterade
Dennis Stamp
Rhea's the Tribal Chief now. ACKNOWLEDGE MAMI!
Posts: 4,668
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Post by Timeless Hayterade on Apr 8, 2024 0:06:27 GMT -5
Undertaker starts stealing underwear... The Underweartaker, if you will.
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FHgrad99
Vegeta
Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
Posts: 9,019
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Post by FHgrad99 on Apr 8, 2024 22:03:11 GMT -5
Jack Tunney has Tourette's Syndrome and he randomly blurts out cuss words during his announcements.
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Post by OGBoardPoster2005 on Apr 9, 2024 8:28:51 GMT -5
Stone Cold Steve Austin but he wears hot pink instead of black on his attire
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Allie Kitsune
Crow T. Robot
Always Feelin' Foxy.
Celestial Princess in Exile.
Posts: 46,106
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Apr 9, 2024 8:46:43 GMT -5
CM Punk, but he's got a nervous twitch that causes him to tilt his head, squint one eye, and shout "A-YICK-YICK-YICK-YICK-YICK-YICK-YICK!" in the middle of promos.
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Honeybear Lyder
ALF
It's called a title match, dammit! I'll fire your ass, dammit! Get me a snowcone, dammit!
Posts: 1,154
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Post by Honeybear Lyder on Apr 9, 2024 9:07:33 GMT -5
Earthquake, but his finisher is a clothesline. Actually, wait a minute...
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Post by EvenBaldobombHasAJob on Apr 12, 2024 10:26:12 GMT -5
JBL replaces his cowboy hat with a propeller beanie
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