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Post by Mozenrath on Oct 4, 2007 14:09:22 GMT -5
I admit, I love them. It's just fun for me. I know they're stupid, but that's part of the fun.
Here's a few of my favorites I've seen at the board and elsewhere:
"Why does Christian Cage go down hills? That's how he rolls."
"Your mama is so fat that even Naruto can't BELIEVE IT!"
One of my own invention:
"What'd you think of that hot vampire girl?"
"I'd impaler."
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Post by Insomniac on Oct 4, 2007 14:16:36 GMT -5
For a while I forgot how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
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Post by MiLB Fan on Oct 4, 2007 14:19:05 GMT -5
I used to be a kleptomaniac, but I took something for it.
The peanut butter allergy is spreading.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Oct 4, 2007 14:21:26 GMT -5
I'm in denial. No I'm not.
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Post by Mozenrath on Oct 4, 2007 14:24:36 GMT -5
(A Land Before Time one I made)
*To a female pterodactyl* "I noticed you couldn't stop staring at Petri."
"What can I say? He is quite a dish."
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Post by Mozenrath on Oct 4, 2007 15:02:57 GMT -5
Wow, I must've scared people off....
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Post by Insomniac on Oct 4, 2007 15:06:07 GMT -5
There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh.
No pun in ten did.
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Post by Mr. Mediocre on Oct 4, 2007 15:07:07 GMT -5
(A Land Before Time one I made) *To a female pterodactyl* "I noticed you couldn't stop staring at Petri." "What can I say? He is quite a dish." BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO  |
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Post by Mozenrath on Oct 4, 2007 15:09:36 GMT -5
There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did. Nice. I love groaners so damn much. |
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Post by KingPopper on Oct 4, 2007 15:16:52 GMT -5
I don't know if this counts but I came up with this a few years ago.
The Ultimate Double Meaning:
Condoms are for pussys.
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Post by Bobeddy on Oct 4, 2007 15:21:18 GMT -5
This is the worst one ever...my friend had gone out for a meal.
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Friend: So I had the pheasant.
Me: Really? What was it like?
Friend: Meh, it was a little foul
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He looked at me with a big smile on his face and we both laughed at the awfulness of the pun!
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Post by Mozenrath on Oct 4, 2007 15:22:57 GMT -5
A man had slayed the dragon, but as he did not bring the king the intestines as promised, the king refused to believe his claim.
No guts, no glory.
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Post by Mr. Mediocre on Oct 4, 2007 15:24:17 GMT -5
A joke I once told. It caused a friend to legitimately try to break a car window.
Q: Why don't rabbits get into arguments about semantics?
A: They don't like splitting hares.
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Post by Mozenrath on Oct 4, 2007 15:32:09 GMT -5
A joke I once told. It caused a friend to legitimately try to break a car window. Q: Why don't rabbits get into arguments about semantics? A: They don't like splitting hares. Haha, nice. In days of old, rich men paid young lads to fight with pheasant or any other small birds that were available. In America, this would become chickens. If they thought that the children were going easy on each other to con them out of their chickens, they would refuse to pay. No harm, no fowl. |
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Post by Mr. Mediocre on Oct 4, 2007 15:37:13 GMT -5
Another one:
Q. Why do cows do poorly in debates?
A. They always get stuck on moooooooooooot points.
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Post by Mozenrath on Oct 4, 2007 15:37:48 GMT -5
Another one: Q. Why do cows do poorly in debates? A. They always get stuck on moooooooooooot points. You butter believe it! |
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Post by Just Jay on Oct 4, 2007 16:35:38 GMT -5
There's snow way we're having good weather.
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Post by Mozenrath on Oct 4, 2007 17:05:40 GMT -5
There's snow way we're having good weather. Good effort, I won't rain on your parade. |
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Oct 4, 2007 17:46:57 GMT -5
My elephant swallowed the kitchen sink. Now he's a syncophant.
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Post by Captain Wonderful on Oct 4, 2007 19:32:01 GMT -5
Did you hear about the guy who got cut in half? He's all right now.
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