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Post by rra on Oct 13, 2007 0:36:26 GMT -5
I don't know if this counts as a "horror" movie per say, maybe exploitation film, but I saw Cannibal Holocaust last week. And I wasn't that disgusted by it, as people were saying I would be. Maybe I've become desensitize or something, I don't know. Or maybe you like to kill innocent little turtles! Haha, just kidding. Actually, that would be exploitation-horror....like my horror at how Italians seriously thought that movie's human-kills* were real. *=Sadly, the turtle was actually shell-shocked.
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Post by rra on Oct 13, 2007 0:37:10 GMT -5
Now that's a great deal! Also got THE DEAD ZONE, among other junk, for $5 a pop. I should review that.... You should review Ishtar. You know, that's an interesting idea............................ But NOOOO!Plus, ISHTAR...........*shivers*
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Post by Johnny on Oct 13, 2007 0:38:59 GMT -5
You should review Ishtar. You know, that's an interesting idea............................ But NOOOO!Plus, ISHTAR...........*shivers* So bascially what I really just read is, RRA is a giant hack. We can review all the new movies but not true classics?
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Post by Thread Pirate Roberts on Oct 13, 2007 0:39:39 GMT -5
You should review Ishtar. You know, that's an interesting idea............................ But NOOOO!Plus, ISHTAR...........*shivers* The Horror!!
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Post by ynwa25 on Oct 13, 2007 0:41:49 GMT -5
I don't know if this counts as a "horror" movie per say, maybe exploitation film, but I saw Cannibal Holocaust last week. And I wasn't that disgusted by it, as people were saying I would be. Maybe I've become desensitize or something, I don't know. Or maybe you like to kill innocent little turtles! Haha, just kidding. Actually, that would be exploitation-horror....like my horror at how Italians seriously thought that movie's human-kills* were real. *=Sadly, the turtle was actually shell-shocked. Damn, I forgot about that poor turtle.
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Post by robferatu on Oct 13, 2007 0:42:25 GMT -5
Black Sheep.
A throwback to the old Peter Jackson movies of the mid/late 80's, but much more sleak, yet still missing the heart and soul that made movies like Bad Taste and Dead Alive soo wonderful.
The movie in tone feels very similiar to Bubba Ho-Tep, it bounces back and forth from being a dark comedy to a horror film to being very drama heavy.
All and all, good stuff.
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Post by Johnny on Oct 13, 2007 0:43:59 GMT -5
You know, that's an interesting idea............................ But NOOOO!Plus, ISHTAR...........*shivers* The Horror!! Well what if Mr. Thinks hes a credible critic RRA reviews Johnnys most fav movie of all time. Debbie Does Dallas.
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Post by rra on Oct 13, 2007 0:45:36 GMT -5
You know, that's an interesting idea............................ But NOOOO!Plus, ISHTAR...........*shivers* So bascially what I really just read is, RRA is a giant hack. We can review all the new movies but not true classics? Hey, you're half-lying. I'm average height. Besides, sure I might review ISHTAR, but Jesus, I don't want. Why? Because its a pretty lame-ass movie that is doing an acrobatic handstand on a line between completely terrible and super-duper mediocrity. And as I've written before, reviewing mediocre movies are tougher than good flicks or even real turkeys. Either can get me motivated to write up why I loved/hated them. But, just because a hack like you called moi a hack...I'll review ISHTAR. And you all will suffer.
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Post by Johnny on Oct 13, 2007 0:46:39 GMT -5
So bascially what I really just read is, RRA is a giant hack. We can review all the new movies but not true classics? Hey, you're half-lying. I'm average height. Besides, sure I might review ISHTAR, but Jesus, I don't want. Why? Because its a pretty lame-ass movie that is doing an acrobatic handstand on a line between completely terrible and super-duper mediocrity. And as I've written before, reviewing mediocre movies are tougher than good flicks or even real turkeys. Either can get me motivated to write up why I loved/hated them. But, just because a hack like you called moi a hack...I'll review ISHTAR. And you all will suffer. Johnny is a hack?
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Post by rra on Oct 13, 2007 0:47:42 GMT -5
Black Sheep. A throwback to the old Peter Jackson movies of the mid/late 80's, but much more sleak, yet still missing the heart and soul that made movies like Bad Taste and Dead Alive soo wonderful. The movie in tone feels very similiar to Bubba Ho-Tep, it bounces back and forth from being a dark comedy to a horror film to being very drama heavy. All and all, good stuff. One thing about those early Peter Jackson movies, they had this Kiwk-charm of insanity to them that were so stupid...and yet, you can't help but love it. I mean, a VHS cover of BAD TASTE where the alien is flipping us off? Awesome. Though, not as awesome as (and those have seen it)...... "Bahhhhh" BOOM!
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Post by rra on Oct 13, 2007 0:49:26 GMT -5
Well what if Mr. Thinks hes a credible critic RRA reviews Johnnys most fav movie of all time. Debbie Does Dallas. Pffft, is that the best you can do curtain jerker? I've seen DEBBIE DOES DALLAS, and what I ask to Porn-Buffs is this: What does make a porno a classic in an industry when thousands of movies are jerked off every year? Is it campy porn-tie in titles? What is it?
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Post by Johnny on Oct 13, 2007 0:50:01 GMT -5
Well what if Mr. Thinks hes a credible critic RRA reviews Johnnys most fav movie of all time. Debbie Does Dallas. Pffft, is that the best you can do curtain jerker? I've seen DEBBIE DOES DALLAS, and what I ask to Porn-Buffs is this: What does make a porno a classic in an industry when thousands of movies are jerked off every year? Is it campy porn-tie in titles? What is it? Boobs.
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Post by rra on Oct 13, 2007 0:50:06 GMT -5
Hey, you're half-lying. I'm average height. Besides, sure I might review ISHTAR, but Jesus, I don't want. Why? Because its a pretty lame-ass movie that is doing an acrobatic handstand on a line between completely terrible and super-duper mediocrity. And as I've written before, reviewing mediocre movies are tougher than good flicks or even real turkeys. Either can get me motivated to write up why I loved/hated them. But, just because a hack like you called moi a hack...I'll review ISHTAR. And you all will suffer. Johnny is a hack? Yes you are! I thought only hacks can detect each other, like those Highlander immortals or something.
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Post by Johnny on Oct 13, 2007 0:52:38 GMT -5
Johnny is a hack? Yes you are! I thought only hacks can detect each other, like those Highlander immortals or something. What am I a hack at then? I thought I was lazy this whole time.
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Post by rra on Oct 13, 2007 0:54:19 GMT -5
Yes you are! I thought only hacks can detect each other, like those Highlander immortals or something. What am I a hack at then? I thought I was lazy this whole time. You answered your own question.
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Post by Johnny on Oct 13, 2007 0:55:25 GMT -5
What am I a hack at then? I thought I was lazy this whole time. You answered your own question. I'm a hack at being lazy? Thats not comprehending with me.
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Post by rra on Oct 13, 2007 0:57:56 GMT -5
You answered your own question. I'm a hack at being lazy? Thats not comprehending with me. You found a way.
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Post by Johnny on Oct 13, 2007 0:58:34 GMT -5
I'm a hack at being lazy? Thats not comprehending with me. You found a way. That means I'm not a hack, I'm a innovator! I'm somebody now!
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Post by rra on Oct 13, 2007 0:59:40 GMT -5
You found a way. That means I'm not a hack, I'm a innovator! I'm somebody now! Yes you are. Uwe Boll is deadly jealous of you.
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Post by Johnny on Oct 13, 2007 1:02:23 GMT -5
That means I'm not a hack, I'm a innovator! I'm somebody now! Yes you are. Uwe Boll is deadly jealous of you. He makes me feel like a baby tiger.
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