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Post by silentrage on Dec 20, 2007 15:44:02 GMT -5
There would be very few super heroes, considering the aweful world we live in.
Power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely.
People can barely handle managerial positions without it getting to their heads.
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Post by Cela on Dec 20, 2007 16:42:02 GMT -5
Probably would be a lot of sadistic people as heroes. If someone had the chance to use their power to turn into titanium to beat the crap out of that old gym class bullies(mutant abilites not coming in till after wedgies) turned villian grunt. You better believe they'd do so.
Also there would be a lot of unhappy supers. Imagine if the Olsen kid down the street had the power to grow 300 feet tall, and you had the power to mentally slice ham or give yourself radiation sickness.
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Post by Palatial Regalia on Dec 20, 2007 17:34:15 GMT -5
<cue Kyle's speech from South Park's epic Kyle Sucks Cartman's Balls Trilogy>
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Post by Maidpool w/ Cleaning Action on Dec 20, 2007 17:42:58 GMT -5
As much as I love some Deadpool, I would try to be more like my real heroes Superman and Batman. I would try to help people the same way Supes does. From stopping robberies, to helping people who are falling off high places, to anything else. It make me feel good to help people.
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Post by samachine on Dec 20, 2007 17:46:51 GMT -5
I would've already had sex with She Hulk
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Post by 'Foretold' Joker on Dec 20, 2007 18:41:57 GMT -5
Let's just say I wouldn't be a fan of the Joker anymore.
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Post by Maidpool w/ Cleaning Action on Dec 20, 2007 18:46:41 GMT -5
I would've already had sex with She Hulk I'd totally hit that.
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Dec 20, 2007 18:48:02 GMT -5
I would've already had sex with She Hulk Until she crushes your pelvis.
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Dec 20, 2007 18:49:20 GMT -5
Anti-hero at least... might cross over to full villain depending on my mood for the day. Pssh, all of you good doer hero's in training. Let's see how long it takes you to put a stop to my rampaging. Not like any o you will kill me anyway... with all of your ETHICS and MORALS.
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Dec 20, 2007 18:53:10 GMT -5
On a related not does any one else wish they would have someone with super speed on Heroes? that would be cool.
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Post by Maidpool w/ Cleaning Action on Dec 20, 2007 18:53:42 GMT -5
Anti-hero at least... might cross over to full villain depending on my mood for the day. Pssh, all of you good doer hero's in training. Let's see how long it takes you to put a stop to my rampaging. Not like any o you will kill me anyway... with all of your ETHICS and MORALS. I'm taking you under my wing C-Fed, remember? Your heart is in the right place, but your methods are wrong, and I want to help you see that before it's to late!
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Dec 20, 2007 18:55:37 GMT -5
Anti-hero at least... might cross over to full villain depending on my mood for the day. Pssh, all of you good doer hero's in training. Let's see how long it takes you to put a stop to my rampaging. Not like any o you will kill me anyway... with all of your ETHICS and MORALS. I'm taking you under my wing C-Fed, remember? Your heart is in the right place, but your methods are wrong, and I want to help you see that before it's to late! It's all just a ruse anyway to keep you blind to the fact that when ever you go to pick up the pen I conveniently drop in front of you I'm shooting death rays over your back off into the distance. I'm aiming at bad people if it makes you feel any better.
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Indigocrates
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I got bored. Decided to become a philosopher. Just 'cause.
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Post by Indigocrates on Dec 20, 2007 18:56:02 GMT -5
Well, I DID murder a superhero recently...
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Post by 'Foretold' Joker on Dec 20, 2007 19:00:26 GMT -5
Does that mean Bananaman is real too?
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Post by Maidpool w/ Cleaning Action on Dec 20, 2007 19:00:45 GMT -5
I'm taking you under my wing C-Fed, remember? Your heart is in the right place, but your methods are wrong, and I want to help you see that before it's to late! It's all just a ruse anyway to keep you blind to the fact that when ever you go to pick up the pen I conveniently drop in front of you I'm shooting death rays over your back off into the distance. I'm aiming at bad people if it makes you feel any better. *stands up from picking up some litter* What was that? This litter on the ground that wasn't here a second ago made to much crumpling noises and I couldn't hear you.
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Dec 20, 2007 19:02:19 GMT -5
It's all just a ruse anyway to keep you blind to the fact that when ever you go to pick up the pen I conveniently drop in front of you I'm shooting death rays over your back off into the distance. I'm aiming at bad people if it makes you feel any better. *stands up from picking up some litter* What was that? This litter on the ground that wasn't here a second ago made to much crumpling noises and I couldn't hear you. I said it's a lovely day for crime fighting and being pure. ;D *highfive* *gives you the stink-eye as you turn your head*
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Post by 'Foretold' Joker on Dec 20, 2007 19:07:45 GMT -5
*stands up from picking up some litter* What was that? This litter on the ground that wasn't here a second ago made to much crumpling noises and I couldn't hear you. I said it's a lovely day for crime fighting and being pure. ;D *highfive* *gives you the stink-eye as you turn your head* *Lands in front of the dubious pair, Looking like a cross between Captain Britain and Mysterio*Cease your criminal law breaking and laser blasting, I have arrived and will stop you! No more innocents shall be endangered under my watch!!
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Dec 20, 2007 19:10:45 GMT -5
Does that mean Bananaman is real too? Bananaman was ALWAYS real.
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Dec 20, 2007 19:12:14 GMT -5
I said it's a lovely day for crime fighting and being pure. ;D *highfive* *gives you the stink-eye as you turn your head* *Lands in front of the dubious pair, Looking like a cross between Captain Britain and Mysterio*Cease your criminal law breaking and laser blasting, I have arrived and will stop you! No more innocents shall be endangered under my watch!! *Throws his unwitting partner at you without hesitation or second thought*Sorry sir I don't have time for a dance! *flies away laughing maniacally to the point of a conniption fit*
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Post by 'Foretold' Joker on Dec 20, 2007 19:21:47 GMT -5
*Lands in front of the dubious pair, Looking like a cross between Captain Britain and Mysterio*Cease your criminal law breaking and laser blasting, I have arrived and will stop you! No more innocents shall be endangered under my watch!! *Throws his unwitting partner at you without hesitation or second thought*Sorry sir I don't have time for a dance! *flies away laughing maniacally to the point of a conniption fit*:Come back!! That's sounds like a nasty cough I have medicine!! *Tries to run after the escaping villain but slips on some ice*: Aggghh ... Son of a ... !!!! ICEMAN: Oh .. sorry pal I was just saving a kids balloon. : *Mutters* At least I have captured the other criminal. *Turns to see Deadpool has also escaped*: Dammit!!
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