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Post by Maidpool w/ Cleaning Action on Dec 20, 2007 19:26:57 GMT -5
*Throws his unwitting partner at you without hesitation or second thought*Sorry sir I don't have time for a dance! *flies away laughing maniacally to the point of a conniption fit* :Come back!! That's sounds like a nasty cough I have medicine!! *Tries to run after the escaping villain but slips on some ice*: Aggghh ... Son of a ... !!!! ICEMAN: Oh .. sorry pal I was just saving a kids balloon. : *Mutters* At least I have captured the other criminal. *Turns to see Deadpool has also escaped*: Dammit!! I am teaching C-Fed the way of justice. Teaching him that it is like a warm, snuggly blanket of truth on the cold, windy night that is wrong doing! SO PLEAAAAAASE, do not interfere!
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Post by 'Foretold' Joker on Dec 20, 2007 19:36:11 GMT -5
:Come back!! That's sounds like a nasty cough I have medicine!! *Tries to run after the escaping villain but slips on some ice*: Aggghh ... Son of a ... !!!! ICEMAN: Oh .. sorry pal I was just saving a kids balloon. : *Mutters* At least I have captured the other criminal. *Turns to see Deadpool has also escaped*: Dammit!! I am teaching C-Fed the way of justice. Teaching him that it is like a warm, snuggly blanket of truth on the cold, windy night that is wrong doing! SO PLEAAAAAASE, do not interfere! :My super heroic hearing has detected from your voice that you are in this building! *Charges into the building knocking the doors nearly off there hinges ...* Den Der Ner Der Ner Derrrr : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! *Image reveals the building is the blue Oyster Bar*
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Post by viscera on Dec 20, 2007 19:38:45 GMT -5
All of you are fools, for you cannot stop... NOTHING MAN!
I am affected by nothing... but I also can do nothing... but I can also be killed by nothing!
... I'm so miserable.
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Post by Maidpool w/ Cleaning Action on Dec 20, 2007 19:43:44 GMT -5
I am teaching C-Fed the way of justice. Teaching him that it is like a warm, snuggly blanket of truth on the cold, windy night that is wrong doing! SO PLEAAAAAASE, do not interfere! :My super heroic hearing has detected from your voice that you are in this building! *Charges into the building knocking the doors nearly off there hinges ...* Den Der Ner Der Ner Derrrr : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! *Image reveals the building is the blue Oyster Bar* Cornfed, get me a giant size fan so my cape can flap. *Stand with his chest puffed out* It looks like this so called hero is just trying to destroy property. Maybe we should teach him a lesson!
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Dec 20, 2007 19:47:57 GMT -5
:My super heroic hearing has detected from your voice that you are in this building! *Charges into the building knocking the doors nearly off there hinges ...* Den Der Ner Der Ner Derrrr : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! *Image reveals the building is the blue Oyster Bar* Cornfed, get me a giant size fan so my cape can flap. *Stand with his chest puffed out* It looks like this so called hero is just trying to destroy property. Maybe we should teach him a lesson! Yes for the sake of "good" let's destroy him. *shifts eyes evilly*We must stop him before any more door hinges are destroyed!
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Post by 'Foretold' Joker on Dec 20, 2007 19:48:27 GMT -5
All of you are fools, for you cannot stop... NOTHING MAN! I am affected by nothing... but I also can do nothing... but I can also be killed by nothing! ... I'm so miserable. *I manage to escape the bar, and run out of the alley and into contact with Nothing Man, pausing, I ready myself and appear with great confidence only a true superhero can do, in front of him* : Hey Nothing Man ... *doesn't get much of a responce.* :I am MYSTERY BRITAIN!! ... Did you see two miscreats recently? I must make them pay for there mockery!
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Post by Maidpool w/ Cleaning Action on Dec 20, 2007 19:49:06 GMT -5
Cornfed, get me a giant size fan so my cape can flap. *Stand with his chest puffed out* It looks like this so called hero is just trying to destroy property. Maybe we should teach him a lesson! Yes for the sake of "good" let's destroy him. *shifts eyes evilly*We must stop him before any more door hinges are destroyed! Cornfed! We must not destroy, we must defeat! It is what's good and proper and rightous and all that stuff.
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Dec 20, 2007 19:52:11 GMT -5
But destroying MYSTERY BRIT---
*notices Nothing Man walk by aimlessly with a blank stare on his face*
--AIN would be so much funner!
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Post by Maidpool w/ Cleaning Action on Dec 20, 2007 19:58:27 GMT -5
But destroying MYSTERY BRIT--- *notices Nothing Man walk by aimlessly with a blank stare on his face*--AIN would be so much funner! Fun, old friend? Justice isn't always fun. Sure we have the Freedom Fest and the Justice Jubilee once a year, but the rest of the time we have to get down on hands and knees and scrub. You see evil is like a dirty kitchen floor. And we have to get down and scrub with the brush of justice. Sometimes though, the grime is really caked on and we have to REALLY get down there and scrub like we've never scrubed before. No, justice isn't always fun friend, but it's always right... and squeeky clean.
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Post by 'Foretold' Joker on Dec 20, 2007 20:00:21 GMT -5
(Thinking) Well sooner or later I'll find them or they'll find me. So let's just use my cloud of smoke teleport ability to get me to a good vantage point.
*Concentrates, nothing happens ... gives it another go, still nothing, some people look at Mystery Britain oddly in the street.*
: Damm you Nothing Man!!!
*Gets in bus queue and then hops on the bus*
BUS DRIVER: Hey pal, you off to a fancy dress?
: *Inaudible muttering about lousy bus drivers*
*Mystery Britain takes a seat, looking rather out of place in his uniform.*
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