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Post by heffer111 on Feb 27, 2007 17:39:29 GMT -5
during his match, I guess I'll start
Randy Orton
Left arm Left chest Left stomach Left upper leg Left lower leg Right lower leg Right upper leg Right stomach Right chest Right arm Jaw
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Post by Deleted on Feb 27, 2007 17:43:27 GMT -5
John Cena (Cycle of a day)
Morning Poop Nuts Herpes All women that are heels are sluts Nuts Herpes Herpes All women that are heels are sluts Poop Nuts Nuts Nuts All women that are heels are sluts Poop Time to overcome tha odds Clothesline Shoulder Protobomb Five-Knuckle Shuffle F-U STF-U Victory Nuts All women that are heels are sluts Herpes Nuts Poop Herpes Poop Poop All women that are heels are sluts Time to sleep
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Post by Michael Coello on Feb 27, 2007 17:44:44 GMT -5
Umaga
MUNCH! MUNCH! MUNCH! MUNCH! MUNCH! MUNCH! MUNCH! MUNCH!
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Feb 27, 2007 17:44:52 GMT -5
Punk: God, I could use a smoke right now.
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salTy
El Dandy
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Post by salTy on Feb 27, 2007 17:58:50 GMT -5
Khali(during a match):
-Here I come to engage in this wrestling competition with my fellow combatant. -(Raises arms) I am VERY excited right now, and I hope that I may somehow earn youradmiration. -(Cuts promo) Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. I am the Great Khali, and I hail from the Punjabi Jungles in India. Do you know where India is? It's completely on the other side of the World. (Raises arms) Hi, mom! Hi, dad! I hope that my opponent and I can both have a good, clean match free of injuries that you loyal fans may enjoy. Thank you. -(Pummels opponent) Yes, my skills are prevailing! You are certainly impressive, sir, and my respect for your in-ring ability knows no ends; But, this is competition and I must defeat you. Hopefully we can share beers and recite tales of our exploits after the show, yes? -(BRAIN CHOP) There it is, my finishing maneuver! I know you can't hear me now, but it was a noble effort by you, sir. I will spread word of your courage and valor. (Pin) (Raises Arms) Thank you all! It's not the victory that's most important, it's being allowed to perform for all you people!
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mike5286
Don Corleone
Just another pretty face
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Post by mike5286 on Feb 27, 2007 18:00:40 GMT -5
Here's some from me RVD I'm so high right now Scotty 2 Hotty Why am i still here,? Great Khali I will brain chop the world. Sandman Must slice head open with beer can Kelly Kelly man i gotta learn how to dance. Eugene Yay Flying Monkeys I'm Special. Teddy Long Who should i make face The Undertakah. Batista Must not make people change channel. Damn too late. Candice Michelle Spin Spin Spin.
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Post by CrazySting on Feb 27, 2007 18:03:16 GMT -5
Rey: Im thinking this thought...for Eddie.
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Feb 27, 2007 18:14:18 GMT -5
Umaga MUNCH! MUNCH! MUNCH! MUNCH! MUNCH! MUNCH! MUNCH! MUNCH!
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Boku AKA Da Green Guy
El Dandy
WC's Resident Pirate Otaku and Official Scapegoat
Always and Forever, Hurricane.
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Post by Boku AKA Da Green Guy on Feb 27, 2007 18:17:04 GMT -5
Khali(during a match): -Here I come to engage in this wrestling competition with my fellow combatant. -(Raises arms) I am VERY excited right now, and I hope that I may somehow earn youradmiration. -(Cuts promo) Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. I am the Great Khali, and I hail from the Punjabi Jungles in India. Do you know where India is? It's completely on the other side of the World. (Raises arms) Hi, mom! Hi, dad! I hope that my opponent and I can both have a good, clean match free of injuries that you loyal fans may enjoy. Thank you. -(Pummels opponent) Yes, my skills are prevailing! You are certainly impressive, sir, and my respect for your in-ring ability knows no ends; But, this is competition and I must defeat you. Hopefully we can share beers and recite tales of our exploits after the show, yes? -(BRAIN CHOP) There it is, my finishing maneuver! I know you can't hear me now, but it was a noble effort by you, sir. I will spread word of your courage and valor. (Pin) (Raises Arms) Thank you all! It's not the victory that's most important, it's being allowed to perform for all you people! Not a Khali fan but that is awesome.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 27, 2007 18:55:35 GMT -5
Umaga MUNCH! MUNCH! MUNCH! MUNCH! MUNCH! MUNCH! MUNCH! MUNCH! That made me explode laughing.
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Reverend BTY
Hank Scorpio
Christian Troy: God's Gift
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Post by Reverend BTY on Feb 27, 2007 18:57:24 GMT -5
Val Venis- Ha, I'm getting paid for THIS?!!
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Post by Doctor Tull-eus S. Venture on Feb 27, 2007 18:57:31 GMT -5
Umaga MUNCH! MUNCH! MUNCH! MUNCH! MUNCH! MUNCH! MUNCH! MUNCH! This needs to be on a T-shirt.
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Post by heffer111 on Feb 27, 2007 19:07:57 GMT -5
hahaha so good
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Post by xsonicassassinx on Feb 27, 2007 19:09:36 GMT -5
Punk: God, I could use a smoke right now. not funny... sabu: *points* jesus, just take me..
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Mr. Derp
AC Slater
If you like chef, you're gonna love mr. derp!
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Post by Mr. Derp on Feb 27, 2007 19:14:56 GMT -5
Matt Hardys day:
wake up shoot the lita take a leak eat ham jump up and down on bed eat ham talk about "i will not die" and think about a new catch phrase to use when he does die dance with his brother talk to his neighbor wash dishes from all the ham eating create a poll on the wrestlecrap forum asking crappers what flavor of soap to use blog about lonely hearts shoot the lita go to bed
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Post by boiledewokthe3rd on Feb 27, 2007 19:15:44 GMT -5
Snitsky: Snitsky!
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Post by burninghammer on Feb 28, 2007 1:28:34 GMT -5
Tommy Dreamer, every time he goes through a doorway Man in the Box plays in his head(Stole that one from Raven) Ric Flair: What the f*** is my name? I forgot it again Carlito: This isn't for me I wanna go home Vince: Oh how I love my big white chocolate bear, John Cena HHH: I used to be Vince's big white chocolate bear Hulkster: Join the Club HHH
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Post by soapruhstepstun on Feb 28, 2007 2:09:07 GMT -5
John Cena (Cycle of a day) Morning Poop Nuts Herpes All women that are heels are sluts Nuts Herpes Herpes All women that are heels are sluts Poop Nuts Nuts Nuts All women that are heels are sluts Poop Time to overcome tha odds Clothesline Shoulder Protobomb Five-Knuckle Shuffle F-U STF-U Victory Nuts All women that are heels are sluts Herpes Nuts Poop Herpes Poop Poop All women that are heels are sluts Time to sleep WarriorThug4Cena (Cycle of a day) Morning Poop Nuts STD All smarks are scum and all men that are smarks are douches All fake Cena fans can kiss my fists in their faces Punches the living snot out of "Khali: (Un)greater than you All women that are heels or faces kick ass on all smark losers in the WWE audience when they are in WWE John Cena loves women who diss smarks but love him! John Cena loves women and all women who are heels or faces are awesome! All women who hate smarks but love John Cena are awesome! All women who diss smarks but love John Cena are awesome! Respect Loyalty Hustle Fear No One All women who hate smarks and love John Cena are awesome! Do what is right Lead instead of following the crowd of sheep John Cena (Cycle of a day) Morning Eat breakfast Warm up Stretch out Work out Rest Go and do volunteer work with terminally ill children Show appreciation Hustle Loyalty Respect Honor Helps others Makes people smile and brings joy to others Gets to have fun and laugh about things and decides to ignore smarks negativity John Cena Laughs because of humble marks who have nothing but love and appreciation for him but he wouldn't trade it for anything Love Respect Angelic Blessings Protection Positivity Empathy Devotion Does cool,impressive strength moves and is gold on the mic Hustle Loyalty Respect Confidence Protection Defeats Smarks
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Post by heffer111 on Feb 28, 2007 2:24:26 GMT -5
guess whos back
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DeadManFan13
Trap-Jaw
Looking foward to a much better year...
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Post by DeadManFan13 on Feb 28, 2007 2:24:43 GMT -5
Bobby Lashley:
Today is the day you'll win them Bobby. You've tried so hard, they'll have to respect you now. Just a few more minutes But what if it happens again? What if they just sit there? Oh god it's happening again! NOOO! I don't wannna go out there! Wait. Be cool. Just be cool. Ohhh, getting so nervous! There's my music, it's go time. Just like in the service. Be the champ, be the champ, be the champ. Ok, step, step, step, show em your fury. GRRRAGH! Pryo Pose and... AW no! Nothing? You @&*$in' bastards! Love me damn it! love me! Camera's right there, give em the look. don't look constipated, don't look constipated, don't look constipated... rope one, rope two, and over... Man, I hope Test makes me look good tonight...
Test: You da man Andy! This is for you Johnny baby! OH yeah! How about I give em a little something for the girls! Ohhh yeah that feels real good. Nothin' to worry about nothin' at all...
The ref: Damn, should it be this quiet?
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