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Post by Austin's Middle Finger on Feb 28, 2007 14:15:32 GMT -5
Lashley: That mean ol' Mr Finlay says he loves to fight, but I say he's a bastard.
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Post by rrm15 on Feb 28, 2007 17:01:01 GMT -5
Stevie Richards: Time to do another job. Oh well. At least I have the internets unreasonable love for me.
Shane McMhaon: I was your son before Triple H....
Khali: BRAIN CHOP!
Charlie Haas: How else can I look like a hobo....
Super Crazy: I wonder how big Shaq's penis is.
Kenny Dykstra: I'm only 20 years old.
Lashley: BASTARD!
Rob Conway: I'm so tired of the silence....
Kurt Angle: I'M THE BEST EVER!! WRESTLING IS REAL!!! IM GONNA SNAP SOMEONES ANKLE!!!!! AHHHh!!!!
Jerry Lawler: I need to find a date for the prom....
J.R.: BAH GAWD, ITS BEEN 6 MINUTES SINCE I HAD SOME FRUITY DELICIOUS SKITTLES!!!!
Michael Cole: Oh my!
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Post by samachine on Feb 28, 2007 17:06:07 GMT -5
Punk: God, I could use a smoke right now. not funny... sabu: *points* jesus, just take me.. not funny |
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Post by xsonicassassinx on Feb 28, 2007 18:22:24 GMT -5
not funny... sabu: *points* jesus, just take me.. not funny oh come on... i love sabu, but he has a serious death wish. |
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mike5286
Don Corleone
Just another pretty face
Posts: 1,409
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Post by mike5286 on Feb 28, 2007 22:39:30 GMT -5
Here's some more
Ashley Man i need to trim my mustache
The Undertaker Rest in Piece
Jeff Hardy Must Sniff Paint
Finlay My Name is Finlay and i love to fight
Torrie Wilson why am i still here.
Lex Luger I don't Knooooow
Davari I miss Muhammad Hassan
Shelton Benjamin I wish i had charisma
Chris Masters Man i need a new gimmick or finishing move.
Johnny Nitro. Of all the diva's i could of hooked up with i chose Luna Vachon.
Kevin Thorn Bite me Ariel Bite Me.
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whothoughtofthis
Don Corleone
set em up country music its party time
Posts: 1,302
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Post by whothoughtofthis on Feb 28, 2007 22:53:31 GMT -5
shelton benjamin----oh dang i think i broke my neck
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Post by gabou142 on Feb 28, 2007 23:01:43 GMT -5
Lashley: That mean ol' Mr Finlay says he loves to fight, but I say he's a bastard. I knew that someone had to say this one, but I still laughed hard when I saw it!! Nick Dinsmore: What did I do to God?? |
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Ace Diamond
Patti Mayonnaise
Believes in Adrian Veidt, as Should We All.
mmm...flavor text
Posts: 36,043
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Post by Ace Diamond on Feb 28, 2007 23:11:22 GMT -5
Finlay: Ok so they've stuck me with a leprechaun, but it could be worse. They could've hired Brian Knobbs to throw me through a table and lacerate my knee again.
Johnny Nitro: Don't trip up Melina, Don't Shooting Star Press my opponent's hair, and don't Corkscrew Moonsault my opponent in the knee, and this match will be ok.
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Ass Dan
King Koopa
Curious about extra lines
Have you seen me?
Posts: 12,259
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Post by Ass Dan on Feb 28, 2007 23:18:49 GMT -5
Paul London
Wake up
Backflip out of bed
Run to video store
Jump through window
Find copy of 'Airplane!'
Throw member's card to cashier
Pay
Jump out of another window
Slide into car Dukes of Hazard-style
Drive to arena at 56 mph
Explode from top of car
Cartwheel to backstage
Say hi to Brian, practice 900 Splash (will work one day)
Run to ring
Have ****-match
Walk backstage
Shower in 150-degree water
Run back to car
Jump back into driver's seat
Drive home
Kick keys directly into lock
Eat a big heapin' bowl of Frankenberry
Watch 'Airplane!' upside down
Cover head with blanket to coax into sleep
Dream about jumping the English Channel
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Post by heffer111 on Feb 28, 2007 23:27:58 GMT -5
london's is pretty accurate
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Ass Dan
King Koopa
Curious about extra lines
Have you seen me?
Posts: 12,259
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Post by Ass Dan on Feb 28, 2007 23:36:14 GMT -5
london's is pretty accurate I strive for accuracy. That's how I won the Pine-Box Derby. |
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Post by Jason Todd Grisham on Feb 28, 2007 23:37:16 GMT -5
Marty Janetty- Well, at least I still have a job at the WWE.
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Post by skiller on Feb 28, 2007 23:38:56 GMT -5
Paul London Wake up Backflip out of bed Run to video store Jump through window Find copy of 'Airplane!' Throw member's card to cashier Pay Jump out of another window Slide into car Dukes of Hazard-style Drive to arena at 56 mph Explode from top of car Cartwheel to backstage Say hi to Brian, practice 900 Splash (will work one day) Run to ring Have ****-match Walk backstage Shower in 150-degree water Run back to car Jump back into driver's seat Drive home Kick keys directly into lock Eat a big heapin' bowl of Frankenberry Watch 'Airplane!' upside down Cover head with blanket to coax into sleep Dream about jumping the English Channel That's awesome, good job. ;D |
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Feb 28, 2007 23:41:49 GMT -5
Mike Know - I need to find a corner to hide in so no one remembers that they still need to fire me.
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Post by Jason Todd Grisham on Feb 28, 2007 23:50:41 GMT -5
Chris Benoit: Release pillow from crossface.
Slick hair back ferociously.
Check to make sure my tights are still on.
They are.
I'm 4 Real!
German suplex pancakes and the syrup into his mouth three times. Very angrily.
Walk angrily to the car.
Won't start, I'm very mad.
Swandive headbutt the car.
I'm 4 real!
Car starts as I write in pain. Angrily.
Drive to the arena, being sure to drive over many women and children.
Withold urge to give Johnny Ace 40 Germans... another day...
Walk out angrily.
I'M 4 REAL!
I've had the same music for ages.
Punch
Kick
Suplex
Germans
Swandive
Crossface
Shower with tights on.
I'M 4 REAL!
Go home very angrily.
Watch Fight Club whilst holding the T.V. in the crossface very angrily.
Put on Pegasus Kid mask and cry self to sleep.
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Post by skiller on Feb 28, 2007 23:56:35 GMT -5
Michael Cole - *While driving to the shops, he makes a wrong turn* Oh my! Not this way dammit!
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Post by "St. Louis Viper" Buck Summers on Mar 1, 2007 0:01:46 GMT -5
Chris Benoit: Release pillow from crossface. Slick hair back ferociously. Check to make sure my tights are still on. They are. I'm 4 Real! German suplex pancakes and the syrup into his mouth three times. Very angrily. Walk angrily to the car. Won't start, I'm very mad. Swandive headbutt the car. I'm 4 real! Car starts as I write in pain. Angrily. Drive to the arena, being sure to drive over many women and children. Withold urge to give Johnny Ace 40 Germans... another day... Walk out angrily. I'M 4 REAL! I've had the same music for ages. Punch Kick Suplex Germans Swandive Crossface Shower with tights on. I'M 4 REAL! Go home very angrily. Watch Fight Club whilst holding the T.V. in the crossface very angrily. Put on Pegasus Kid mask and cry self to sleep. Sounds plausible. |
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FHgrad99
Vegeta
Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
Posts: 9,024
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Post by FHgrad99 on Mar 1, 2007 0:08:40 GMT -5
Jeff Hardy:
Wake up and try to make it through the day without screwing up.
Falls out of bed
Yell Damn It!
Try to take a shower without falling.
Fall
Make breakfast without burning anything
Burn the toast
Watch TV
Lose the Remote
Swanton off the couch looking for the remote
Make Lunch
Burn the grilled cheese sandwich
Go to the gym
Drop dumbell on foot
Speed home
Get Mail, while doing his top rope pose on the mailbox
Close door on finger
Watch TV
Lose the remote again
Whisper in the wind off the couch looking for the remote
Make dinner
Burn dinner
Paint something on a canvas but cover the entire wall instead.
Brush Teeth
Swanton into bed
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Post by Hugh Mungus on Mar 1, 2007 1:04:35 GMT -5
Brock Lesnar: I'm a wrestler... no wait, I'm an NFL player. They're going to have to pay me big money and give me creative control over my matches if I want to return to the WWE. If they won't gice me the moolah and creative control, I'm going to New Japan! If they want my services, they'll have to job to me, or I'm taking the belt with me when I quit! Now, I'm in MMA, and I'll tell Inoki that no matter what they say, I was never defeated for the belt! Well, at least I got Sable!
Goldberg: Waah, waah! Triple H is a **expletives deleted**, and Jericho humilated and humbled me backstage! I'm telling Meltzer, Keller, Scherer, RD Reynolds, and thay guy from ArmpitWrestling.com! They all care about me!
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Post by rrm15 on Mar 1, 2007 2:07:11 GMT -5
Michael Cole - *While driving to the shops, he makes a wrong turn* Oh my! Not this way dammit! Nice... |
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