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Post by gabou142 on Mar 1, 2007 3:43:14 GMT -5
Michael Cole - *While driving to the shops, he makes a wrong turn* Oh my! Not this way dammit! lol, that's the funniest one!! So simple, yet so fun!!
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Post by Bram wants to 'urt you on Mar 1, 2007 5:18:05 GMT -5
Kelly Kelly: ... ... ... <solitary tumbleweed blows past> ... ... ... oh yes, I'm a wwe diver ... ... ... where's the nearest sink, as I sure could use a pee about now ... ... ... ... <checks in bag to make sure that mouthwash is there, finds it is, breathes a sigh of relief> Morning Mr Ace, is it time for our creative meeting? ...
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Post by burninghammer on Mar 1, 2007 5:36:57 GMT -5
Maria: Lollipop lollipop lolipunk *giggles uncontrollably for hours*
Ric Flair while beating some random driver: I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M CUSTOM MADE! I can't help, but I'll tell you this, I can't help that I look good smell good WOOOOOO dance all night long bitch!
Lita: Whats that smell? Oh its just my vag. I miss Edge.
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Post by viscera on Mar 1, 2007 7:52:36 GMT -5
Stevie Richards: I can't believe they aren't using me well or at all! Oh well, at least I'll still have a job. I love blackmailing Vince. I wonder if I could make him put me in the main event with that picture?
Justin Credible: Paper or Plastic?
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mike5286
Don Corleone
Just another pretty face
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Post by mike5286 on Mar 1, 2007 8:48:48 GMT -5
Here's another set John Cena Need New Gimmick or need to turn heel. Ron Simmions Damn. Spanish Announcer guy. Where's my Taco. oh wait that's Mexican. Bubba Ray Dudley D-Von Get the Tables. D-Von Dudley Why do i have to get the tables. Stone Cold Steve Austin What Kevin Nash Must make funny segment; Mike Knox i am nothing without Kelly Kelly Jamie Noble Why am i still here. Rhino Gore Gore Gore. Mickie James Why did i lose the women's title. Jim Ross I need package of Fruity Delicious Fruitty Fruitty delicious Skittles.
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Sim
Don Corleone
HA HA HA...posting.
The People's Slide
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Post by Sim on Mar 1, 2007 9:22:56 GMT -5
Here goes
Cena: I look into your genetic lunchbox, and all I see is a peanut butter and jelly san... wait, that's not my gimmick anymore. Ah well. I'M A CRAZY MARINE! GET THE UNRATED DVD! Micheals: They think I'm cute, I know I'm sexy... Edge: *looks at WWE Championship* Preciousssssss Orton: Damnit, how come everyone blocks my finisher? Carlito: Nothing around here is... cool. Super Crazy: La gente piensa que estoy loco, pero en México, esto es normal. Booker: These rapscallions must pay their respects to the ruler of the Smackdown kingdom. Finlay: I love to fight, I love to fight, I love to... hey, it's Josh Matthews! Batista: I'm still champion? Undertaker: *looks at breakfast* Rest. In. Peace. *eats* MVP: BALLIN! Micheal Cole: OH MY! RIGHT ACROSS THE SKULL! Jim Ross: FRUITY, DELICIOUS, DELICIOUS, FRUITY, BAH GAWD THEY'RE FRUITY, SKITTLES!!!
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Post by The Portable Stove on Mar 1, 2007 9:58:57 GMT -5
(About a year ago...)
Johnny Parisi: Yes! Time to go appriciate my fans! Most of the Wrestlers: *see Parisi walking by* ...who the hell was that?
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Ace Diamond
Patti Mayonnaise
Believes in Adrian Veidt, as Should We All.
mmm...flavor text
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Post by Ace Diamond on Mar 1, 2007 10:12:58 GMT -5
Johnny Ace:
-Wake up -Hire 20 useless bikini models -Find somebody to scapegoat when uselessness is revealed -Eliminate all Swiss people from developmental rosters and blame it on Simon Dean somehow -Attend talent meeting with Vince, smile and nod the whole time lest i be fired. -Hide from the OMEGA alums -Play PS2 confiscated from Shelton Benjamin -Ogle Kelly Kelly for 2 hours unrestricted now that I've fired Test -Go to sleep
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Post by heffer111 on Mar 1, 2007 10:32:59 GMT -5
Carlito during match
"Then punch, and take his punch, then punch again, than irish whip him, than cross body, than pin but he'll kick out, then let him put me in a sleeper, then elbow out of it, then dropkick him, then get low blowed, then get rolled up, get out at 2, than hit the back cracker on him, and pin for win"
DAMN YOU NEW GUYS AND LAYED OUT MATCHES!!
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Post by DeuceDominoMark on Mar 1, 2007 10:37:02 GMT -5
Vince: "Ultimate Warrior is a Big Stupid Poopy Face or Self Destruction of the Ultimate Warrior... man, they both sound good, I can't decide!"
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