The F'N Captain
King Koopa
I was captain **** till Captain America Beat the crap out of me and left me in a dumpster
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Post by The F'N Captain on Jun 10, 2007 3:01:31 GMT -5
If this is how it's going to be I need to re-watch the series. I'll be here to quiz you. Your first question is, can the virus kill the grimace? Nothing can kill the Grimace. And yes you may call me Sexy Pharoah Master Randal.
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Post by Just "Dan" is Fine, Thank You on Jun 10, 2007 3:04:04 GMT -5
I predict Photoshops of WWE and Clerks TAS will pop up in this thread soon. Oh My God Bear is drafted how can that be!?!? RAW full of midgets! (It could be after the draft!) Oh and, f***ing brilliant man.
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SAJ Forth
Wade Wilson
Jamaican WCF Crazy!
Half Man-Half Amazing
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Post by SAJ Forth on Jun 10, 2007 3:08:00 GMT -5
Who's the chubby looking guy below Lashley and to the left of Cena?
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Post by Just "Dan" is Fine, Thank You on Jun 10, 2007 3:25:10 GMT -5
I'll be here to quiz you. Your first question is, can the virus kill the grimace? Nothing can kill the Grimace. And yes you may call me Sexy Pharoah Master Randal. I'll go get you a stack of pornos with Asian chicks in them.
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Ace Diamond
Patti Mayonnaise
Believes in Adrian Veidt, as Should We All.
mmm...flavor text
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Post by Ace Diamond on Jun 10, 2007 3:29:30 GMT -5
I'll be here to quiz you. Your first question is, can the virus kill the grimace? Nothing can kill the Grimace. And yes you may call me Sexy Pharoah Master Randal. IT'S HIM! GO GO GO GO!!! *feedback causes the other agents to collapse*
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Kae
Dennis Stamp
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Post by Kae on Jun 10, 2007 3:33:26 GMT -5
Observations on Edge: - Is the company's top heel through his own efforts. - Has nerve and guts. (He made his career in TLC and Hardcore matches, which aren't for the faint-hearted.) - Delivers some of the most charismatic promos in the company. He's one of the very few wrestlers whose promos I believe aren't scripted, because he has a more natural delivery than much of the roster. - May be at his best in cage, hardcore and TLC matches, but has also put on good wrestling matches. His series with Kurt Angle comes to mind. - Has a cute butt. Hoho. - Does not have a psychotic loose cannon gimmick. He's booked as an opportunistic shark. - Is awesome.
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Post by Palatial Regalia on Jun 10, 2007 6:46:07 GMT -5
I like Edge, but the whole overcoming the odds by heel tactics is getting a bit Cenaish. Actually I'm just sick of seeing Batista. At least make Khali a face and have Edge over come the odds, Id be more entertained most definately.
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Post by Jimichiro Likes Erick Rowan on Jun 10, 2007 15:04:33 GMT -5
Observations on Edge: -Looks more awkward with the WHC than Rey Mysterio -Doesn't have any chutzpah, will never really break the glass cieling like Cena -Blander promos than Randy Orton -Has no good non-gimmick match in his career - I defy you to find me one -He's skinny & ugly -Isn't menacing enough for his "psychotic loose cannon" gimmick -Frankly sucks Forgot to mention "Isn't a Conservative." You should know these things, Bill. Though to an extent I agree with alot of the above mentioned. His wrestling style is very bland & isn't that entertaining on the mic. If you've seen one Edge promo since 2005, you've seen them all. I can't buy him as a main eventer, either. In late 2001 & 2002, absolutely. He was insanely over - as a face, mind you - but the neck injury really killed his heat. Since then I could never see him more than a glorified midcarder & transitional champion.
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4real
Wade Wilson
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Post by 4real on Jun 10, 2007 15:09:49 GMT -5
They seem to be doing the 'Undisputed title Chris Jericho' route with Edge. And i don't like it a bit. Ok so against Benoit he should be gettin his butt kicked but at least give him a few offensive moves.
This is the guy who tapped out to Cena remember. Sigh.
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Post by Lionheart on Jun 10, 2007 15:19:07 GMT -5
They seem to be doing the 'Undisputed title Chris Jericho' route with Edge. Which means eventually Vince will be referring to Edge as "the greatest flop as WHC ever" in an interview or something.
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Ace Diamond
Patti Mayonnaise
Believes in Adrian Veidt, as Should We All.
mmm...flavor text
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Post by Ace Diamond on Jun 10, 2007 15:43:01 GMT -5
They seem to be doing the 'Undisputed title Chris Jericho' route with Edge. Which means eventually Vince will be referring to Edge as "the greatest flop as WHC ever" in an interview or something. And Stephanie will make Edge her B****, which will confirm my belief that Steph doesn't like Canada.
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Post by Girth Brooks on Jun 10, 2007 17:09:28 GMT -5
Observations on Edge: - Is the company's top heel through his own efforts. - Has nerve and guts. (He made his career in TLC and Hardcore matches, which aren't for the faint-hearted.) - Delivers some of the most charismatic promos in the company. He's one of the very few wrestlers whose promos I believe aren't scripted, because he has a more natural delivery than much of the roster. - May be at his best in cage, hardcore and TLC matches, but has also put on good wrestling matches. His series with Kurt Angle comes to mind. - Has a cute butt. Hoho. - Does not have a psychotic loose cannon gimmick. He's booked as an opportunistic shark. - Is awesome. -Is an over pushed main event heel. Booker T garners more genuine heel heat than Adam Copeland -Has no more guts than little Brian Kendrick. Banging your friend's girl doesn't make guts. It makes a douchebag. -Delivers spot fests -His promos are INDEED scripted, and they all follow the same routine "I cashed in the MONEH IN TEH BANK! I am smart! go me." -His matches with Kurt Angle were mediocre -He's lanky -His gimmick is ripped off from Brian Pillman- who was 100x better at it -Got owned by John Cena countless times. All of his wins were flukes to your average WWE fan. He sucks.
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Post by Lionheart on Jun 10, 2007 17:20:39 GMT -5
-Got owned by John Cena countless times. Using "He lost to John Cena" as a way to bash somebody will pretty much flush your credibility right down the crapper with most people on this forum, bud. Just FYI.
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Post by Girth Brooks on Jun 10, 2007 17:23:03 GMT -5
lol@that goofy comment
I'm sorry if Edge sucks.... Most of the GOOD points in this thread point to why he does
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Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Jun 10, 2007 17:32:13 GMT -5
*walks in thread, see's nothing interesting being said, walks out*
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Post by Bubble Lead on Jun 10, 2007 17:38:52 GMT -5
I think almost the entire roster has been owned by John Cena at this point.
I mean really, look at it. Kurt Angle, Triple H, Chris Benoit, The Great Khali, and Shawn Michaels have all tapped out to him. All guys who basically never tap.
This is not even counting all the numerous other guys he's made to tap or pinned after an F-U.
So you'll definitely have to come up with some better evidence of Edge's lack of awesomeness.
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Post by Girth Brooks on Jun 10, 2007 18:23:30 GMT -5
I already did
I think Warwolf said it best though
The ratings for his title change were atrocious
And it was announced ahead of time.
Just pitiful.
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Ace Diamond
Patti Mayonnaise
Believes in Adrian Veidt, as Should We All.
mmm...flavor text
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Post by Ace Diamond on Jun 10, 2007 18:32:53 GMT -5
I already did I think Warwolf said it best though The ratings for his title change were atrocious And it was announced ahead of time. Just pitiful. It's because they announced the whole damn thing. They didn't try to keep any element of it a surprise, they just said "yeah Edge is champ" and people are like "well i don't have to watch now" Amazing that you're just as annoying and intellectually dishonest as the real Bill O'Reilly.
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Stryfe
Trap-Jaw
Just one of the OMGs.
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Post by Stryfe on Jun 10, 2007 18:42:36 GMT -5
I already did I think Warwolf said it best though The ratings for his title change were atrocious And it was announced ahead of time. Just pitiful. It's because they announced the whole damn thing. They didn't try to keep any element of it a surprise, they just said "yeah Edge is champ" and people are like "well i don't have to watch now" Amazing that you're just as annoying and intellectually dishonest as the real Bill O'Reilly. Owch. Harsh. He's got a different opinion, he's not as bad as Bill-O. Hell, the only person I'd ever consider next to Bill-O is Vince Himself. Bill-O is an evil liar. This is a simple difference of opinion.
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Post by Lionheart on Jun 10, 2007 18:56:22 GMT -5
A brilliant rejoinder, truly top-flight rhetoric. The ratings for his title change were atrocious And it was announced ahead of time. I suppose it never occurred to you that the ratings for his title change were atrocious BECAUSE it was announced ahead of time. Meanwhile, if you guys keep up this stuff about the real Bill O'Reilly, you'll probably run afoul of the board's "no politics" rule.
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