Mozenrath
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Post by Mozenrath on Jul 15, 2007 22:23:39 GMT -5
I have a young brother, Christian. He has made some very hilarious observations.
-"Who is him?" "Him? He's Umaga." Without ever hearing Umaga do it, he proceeds to do a perfect "OOOO-MAHGAH!" He did the same with King Booker.
-When playing Smackdown Vs. Raw 2006, he chose Stevie Richards. I asked him why. His response? "He always wins."
-He always thinks little wrestlers will lose because "They will get punched in the neck and die."
-"One day, I'm gonna be a fighter. When you play video games with your baby son, you're gonna pick ME. Or some other guy. I don't know."
-He asks me why Kane doesn't just shoot fireballs at people in matches. I don't really know what to tell him.
-He hit me in the back with the Elijah Express when I was on the bed watching Burke. Well, something like it.
-About Benoit: "I don't like him. Him doesn't have a shirt on."
This kid is such a future Crapper. Anyone else have family that make funny observations?
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The Ichi
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Post by The Ichi on Jul 15, 2007 22:26:06 GMT -5
It's because his name is Christian, it's a magical name.
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Post by jcdenton on Jul 15, 2007 22:26:48 GMT -5
"-He asks me why Kane doesn't just shoot fireballs at people in matches. I don't really know what to tell him."
I love this one, his ring post fire could be a great counter to any top rope move.
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Post by HRH The KING on Jul 15, 2007 22:27:38 GMT -5
"Now...uh....I don't know much about this fake wrestling thing...but uh...I heard that some guy punched a little wrestler in the neck and he died....I think it's gotta be roid rage.....roid rage.....roid rage.......roid rage"
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Post by Super Nimieboo on Jul 15, 2007 22:34:08 GMT -5
I have a young brother, Christian. He has made some very hilarious observations. -"Who is him?" "Him? He's Umaga." Without ever hearing Umaga do it, he proceeds to do a perfect "OOOO-MAHGAH!" He did the same with King Booker. -When playing Smackdown Vs. Raw 2006, he chose Stevie Richards. I asked him why. His response? "He always wins." -He always thinks little wrestlers will lose because "They will get punched in the neck and die." -"One day, I'm gonna be a fighter. When you play video games with your baby son, you're gonna pick ME. Or some other guy. I don't know." -He asks me why Kane doesn't just shoot fireballs at people in matches. I don't really know what to tell him. -He hit me in the back with the Elijah Express when I was on the bed watching Burke. Well, something like it. -About Benoit: "I don't like him. Him doesn't have a shirt on." This kid is such a future Crapper. Anyone else have family that make funny observations? That's so cute. Little kids are magical.
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Post by erik316wttn on Jul 15, 2007 22:40:37 GMT -5
My brother in law (now 6) does the Batista machine-gun pyro thing, but only in slow motion.
One of his favorite wrestlers is "King Booger"
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Post by samachine on Jul 15, 2007 22:42:42 GMT -5
You stop teaching that kid to lie
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Post by Cibernético II on Jul 15, 2007 22:43:08 GMT -5
haha brilliant. I already like his commentary on wrestling better than Bryan Alvarez's
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Post by PTBartman on Jul 15, 2007 23:44:44 GMT -5
Can we get weekly updates?
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Post by PTBartman on Jul 15, 2007 23:46:21 GMT -5
Hey dude you should post some of these on JRs Blog from christian age 3 and see if he answers them. I'd love to hear his response to the Kane question.
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Post by rrm15 on Jul 15, 2007 23:51:42 GMT -5
.....why DOESN'T Kane just engulf people in flames? He'd never have to wrestle anyone!
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Post by Chucklehead,baby!!! on Jul 15, 2007 23:55:23 GMT -5
I have a young brother, Christian. He has made some very hilarious observations. -"Who is him?" "Him? He's Umaga." Without ever hearing Umaga do it, he proceeds to do a perfect "OOOO-MAHGAH!" He did the same with King Booker. -When playing Smackdown Vs. Raw 2006, he chose Stevie Richards. I asked him why. His response? "He always wins." -He always thinks little wrestlers will lose because "They will get punched in the neck and die." -"One day, I'm gonna be a fighter. When you play video games with your baby son, you're gonna pick ME. Or some other guy. I don't know." -He asks me why Kane doesn't just shoot fireballs at people in matches. I don't really know what to tell him. -He hit me in the back with the Elijah Express when I was on the bed watching Burke. Well, something like it. -About Benoit: "I don't like him. Him doesn't have a shirt on." This kid is such a future Crapper. Anyone else have family that make funny observations? you sir have a future wrestler on your hands,if not a smark
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Post by salTy on Jul 15, 2007 23:57:40 GMT -5
I agree about the fireballs things.
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The Ichi
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Post by The Ichi on Jul 15, 2007 23:59:33 GMT -5
Kane had to accept the terms of agreement stating that no flaming is allowed.
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Post by jcdenton on Jul 16, 2007 0:02:07 GMT -5
I always had a question when I was a kid
"If its no DQ, why dont they just shoot them?"
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Post by malevolencedrone on Jul 16, 2007 0:05:33 GMT -5
-He always thinks little wrestlers will lose because "They will get punched in the neck and die."
I thought the same thing as a little kid.
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Post by Adam Pacman Khan (akkilla) on Jul 16, 2007 0:21:43 GMT -5
lolllll kane nd taker should hve a fire ball lightning bolt match
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Post by Mozenrath on Jul 16, 2007 0:51:56 GMT -5
Can we get weekly updates? No problem. I'll post more when he says them.
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Post by Just Jay on Jul 16, 2007 1:00:31 GMT -5
^lol, my 4 year old niece is just like that. I'm super pumped that she likes wrestling at her age, considering its a "boy's thing".
Well, my niece's is name is Kimberly, and she recognizes everybody on the active roster. Sometimes I like to quiz her by playing random theme music and having her guess.She even knows some of the lyrics to the themes! Like your brother, my niece has some of the oddest misconceptions I've ever heard.
Her favorite game to play of course is the "Massalock challenge" followed by "Bain Chop Uncle Josh".
Gotta love em!
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Post by jcdenton on Jul 16, 2007 1:02:45 GMT -5
^lol, my 4 year old niece is just like that. I'm super pumped that she likes wrestling at her age, considering its a "boy's thing". Well, my niece's is name is Kimberly, and she recognizes everybody on the active roster. Sometimes I like to quiz her by playing random theme music and having her guess.She even knows some of the lyrics to the themes! Like your brother, my niece has some of the oddest misconceptions I've ever heard. Her favorite game to play of course is the "Massalock challenge" followed by "Bain Chop Uncle Josh". Gotta love em! do you sell those like she shot you? I hope you do
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