Observations of a three year old.

[Just Jay]

Haha!

Just visited my sisters house this morning and we had another "Massalock Challenge" and the likes. Thinking about you crappers, I just HAD to ask her a bunch of questions, and here's what I came up with.

-I asked her if she liked Randy Orton. She replies? Who!? And then realizes I'm talking about "Randy Aton" Yes, she is an "Aton" mark.
-Asked her why she likes John Cena. She replies "because you can't see me!" Point taken.
-When asked about The Great Khali she mentioned that he doesn't like him because he's ugly and he bullys people around. He's a cheater apparently, though I mentioned that he won all of his matches clean. She answred with her rebutal "Ka~li isn't clean, he's dirty Uncle Josh."
-She is a HUGE Marcus Cor Von mark at this age! She loves singing his theme song. Instead of listening to "The Wheels on the Bus Go Round and Round" we're listening to "Just Call Me Smooth....I'll make you move."

I'll let you know later today, as I am babysitting the little monster

And yes, I sell like Mr. Perfect when the Massalock is applied.

[Blindkarevik]

surfersupreme said:

curryman said:

Kane had to accept the terms of agreement stating that no flaming is allowed.

GENIUS!

That's the same reason Kanyon believes he was banned from here.

[Squirrel Master]

My 4 yr old daughter on why she likes Khali: " He's big and he talks funny"

[DeuceDominoMark]

jcdenton said:

I always had a question when I was a kid


"If its no DQ, why dont they just shoot them?"

Didn't you see those shirts that came out a while back?

FRONT: No guns, no knives

BACK: Just chairs

[Mozenrath]

For some reason, Christian wants to play as the ref, and doesn't like that you can't be him on games.

"He's in charge, though."

[Blindkarevik]

My son once hit me with a chair while I was in the tub... after screaming in pain I turned and screamed, "What the hell is wrong with you?"

I guess it WAS a pretty standard stunt though....

[Mozenrath]

blindheartagram said:

My son once hit me with a chair while I was in the tub... after screaming in pain I turned and screamed, "What the hell is wrong with you?"

I guess it WAS a pretty standard stunt though....

Great Simpsons reference.

[PTBartman]

blindheartagram said:

My son once hit me with a chair while I was in the tub... after screaming in pain I turned and screamed, "What the hell is wrong with you?"

I guess it WAS a pretty standard stunt though....

Just be thankful after wards he didn't set the chair up and coast to coast you from the sink.

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ptbartman said:

blindheartagram said:

My son once hit me with a chair while I was in the tub... after screaming in pain I turned and screamed, "What the hell is wrong with you?"

I guess it WAS a pretty standard stunt though....

Just be thankful after wards he didn't set the chair up and coast to coast you from the sink.

lmao

[Mozenrath]

For some reason, he thought Mick Foley was Spike's daddy.

[LuckyD 8402]

My son is 5, but he certainly has many misconceptions when it comes to wrestling. He actually makes me feel markish sometimes by the way he reacts.

He loses it when Boogeyman eats worms. Starts yelling "gross" and "thats sick." He cannot fathom the idea that someone would really put worms in their mouth because "that's not really the real Boogeyman. He just has paint on." See Vince, we all know he's not the REAL Boogeyman. BUT..

He believes King Booker is really a King.

He thinks Flair is the best because he is "older than all the other guys."

He actually came to like Ric Flair (at least I did, anyway) about 2 years ago at a house show. I believe it was Triple H and Flair against Batista and Chris Benoit and we were near the corner where Flair was on the apron. As you could expect, from every area of the arena, there were "woooos" being shouted and every time someone said it, my son would immediately mock them, in a loud, probably obnoxious tone. It was loud enough to get Flair's attention, who turned around and kinda smiled and held his thumb up. After the match was over and Batista was playing up to the crowd, Flair, who took the pin, rolled out the ring and immediately walked over to our area and gave my son a high five. He was a heel at the time. I was (and still am) very appreciative of the way he treated the fans that night and looked like he was genuinely having a good time.

He swears up and down that Teddy Long is the cop that used to work at his school and absolutely nothing will convince him otherwise. His preschool was part of a big campus of educational buildings that included a junior high school and an adult learning center. The cop that patrolled it looks similar to Teddy and it doesn't help matters that the first time my son noticed Teddy on camera was not long at all after the guy stopped working for the school.

Thinks Umaga really has tattoos on his face and probably can't read cause he is too dumb to talk.

Khali can't read either.

He thinks Little Bastard is a kid.

He used to think that the loser went under the ring and hid from the winner after the match because he never sees them leaving.

He thinks that if you hit someone before the bell, the referees will "arrest you."

He thinks Sandman is the stupidest wrestler ever because he smashes his face up before the match.

[torukun1]

My friend Trevor spent a year in Taiwan last...year, and his Taiwanese homeroom teacher's 10-year-old nephew Kevin is staying at his house for the summer, and one friday night when we were watching Smackdown in Trevor's room, Kevin walkied in and was positively enraptured! He had told Trevor earlier that he doesn't like watching cartoons and the only thing he was looking forward to seeing was wrestling! It's cute to watch him watch wrestling and it even gets pretty funny at times because he gets legitimately angry when the people he likes loses, he always screams "OH NO!!" or "Stupid, stupid man!" when someone kicks out of a pin. Last friday he was rooting for Chris Masters against Matt Hardy because he's "from California and I like California." He kept screaming "Datta! Datta~!" which roughly translates to "Hit him! Hit him 'till he dies!!" and when Masters lost, he started to throw a fit and hit Trevor over and over with a pillow and bit him! He even started punching the tv when they had a close-up of Hardy on screen. ;D

[W?Y]

Guys, your kids and relatives rock. For serious.

[torukun1]

kiddobradley said:

-About Benoit: "I don't like him. Him doesn't have a shirt on."

What's that supposed to mean? LOL! ;D Everyone is perpetually shirtless in WWE! Or does that mean he doesn't like Benoit becasue "him" never whored-out his merch? (Like wearing a "Benoit Wrestling Academy" on his way to the ring?)

[Utsukushii]

rootbeerworldorder said:

Guys, your kids and relatives rock. For serious.

Agreed. For all the things people say about "young marks," watching wrestling with kids is pretty cool, my little brother included.

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OK, here are some gems from my 10-yearold cousin:

He likes guys like Kane, Undertaker, and Boogeyman(the more supernatural characters). Here's why: "They can use their superpowers to beat the bad guys, like Joan Cena and Robbie Lashy(I swear that's what he calls them).

He marks out for the midgets and the divas(I have know idea why) but he thinks the Hardys and Edge are boring. He's not allowed to watch ECW(thankfully, because I can only imagine what he'd think of half those guys).

Also, when we wrestle, all our matches are "hardcore" matches, and never fails to hit me with a shoe or a belt, but if I just use a pillow on him, he disqualifies me! In a freakin' hardcore match.

Ah, little kids, gotta love 'em.

[jcdenton]

dykcul said:

He thinks that if you hit someone before the bell, the referees will "arrest you."

Man I would love to see a Ref Tazer someone and slap the handcuffs on say, edge for attacking before the bell.

[erik316wttn]

My aforementioned 6 y.o bro in law ALWAYS has to be "The Great Colleen (Khali)" when we play SvR. On the rare times he's not (usually he'll pick Undertaker), then I have to be "Colleen."

[A Magician Named SHAKE]

My little brother's been a wrestling fan since he was born. I still remember him being about 3 years old and me telling him "off the ropes", only for him to literally bounce off our big screen TV to run over and hit me.

He's almost nine right now. He hates John Cena with a passion because he never loses. I almost feel bad, because Cena was his favorite until he heard me talking to my girlfriend, and he decided he didn't like Cena. He's also a big fan of Undertaker and, I think, Edge.

My little sister's almost five, and she's the exact same way. She was so upset when Taker wasn't at the Smackdown show I took her to she almost cried. I also taught her to do a picture perfect Crippler Crossface and hurracanrana.

[Mozenrath]

torukun1 said:

kiddobradley said:

-About Benoit: "I don't like him. Him doesn't have a shirt on."

What's that supposed to mean? LOL! ;D Everyone is perpetually shirtless in WWE! Or does that mean he doesn't like Benoit becasue "him" never whored-out his merch? (Like wearing a "Benoit Wrestling Academy" on his way to the ring?)

It was his first time watching wrestling, actually. He asked about the other guys, too, but I told him they all went swimming after the match.

When he watched ECW with me, he would try to put me in a sleeperhold everytime someone on TV used a submission hold.

"I've got you. You will never get out!"

I thought he was going to start crying after Big Daddy V won his match.

"NO!"
"Why are you mad?"
"He's mean!"
"Why?"
"He kills people."
"Wha? Who did he kill?"
"I don't know. Friends? Other people?"

From the replay, he said he liked Boogeyman. ("The hairy guy with the mask") He asked why "the teacher" didn't tell them to stop fighting.