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Post by Mozenrath on Jul 16, 2007 1:07:34 GMT -5
The closest Christian does to that is he likes to lock up.
His trash talk is hilarious.
"I'm gonna beat you with my big hard muscles!" He told me to lay down so he could wrestle me, and I did. He proceeds to kick me Good Fellas style a bunch of times in the ribs, then I told him to stop. He said okay, then jumped on my chest like Earthquake about a dozen times.
"Let me pick up your head."
I lift my head up, and he puts his tiny hand on my face and shoves my head down into the floor really fast. Ouch.
Screw Flair, this kid is the dirtiest player in the game.
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Post by Christianv2 on Jul 16, 2007 2:23:44 GMT -5
Can we get weekly updates? That would be awesome
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Post by normcoleman on Jul 16, 2007 2:52:06 GMT -5
my daughter says that The Miz is cute
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Post by Mozenrath on Jul 16, 2007 2:56:08 GMT -5
Christian calls Carlito "The man with the crazay hair" and says Ric Flair is the "Cool old man".
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Post by Boku AKA Da Green Guy on Jul 16, 2007 3:00:39 GMT -5
Kane had to accept the terms of agreement stating that no flaming is allowed. *laughs* GOLD!
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Post by samachine on Jul 16, 2007 3:58:07 GMT -5
Kane had to accept the terms of agreement stating that no flaming is allowed. *laughs* GOLD! Well now we know why Kanyon's gone Ooo I"m nasty!
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Post by leemir on Jul 16, 2007 5:25:54 GMT -5
My bro turned 9 the other day, I got him the Freebirds figures. He got Al Snow from somebody else & later that night when he was playing with them he said that Al Snow is his favorite wrestler he has, he made him the world champ & he always wins. He asked me what it meant on Snow's shirt, it's a JOB Squad shirt & says "J.O.B. 123 4 Life" on the back "Been there, took that" with a stick figure laying down. I told him what it meant & he was very upset.
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Post by Honeybear Lyder on Jul 16, 2007 5:55:25 GMT -5
A couple of months back I found an ROH roster video on Youtube and showed it to my girlfriend and her 3-years-old son. She liked it and even became a Colt Cabana fan, but the kid declared ROH was boring and that the WWE was much better.
Like, wtf? 0_0
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Post by 'Foretold' Joker on Jul 16, 2007 6:56:25 GMT -5
That's brilliant! We so need to ask JR on his blog this question!
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Post by Corporate H on Jul 16, 2007 7:21:42 GMT -5
lolllll kane nd taker should hve a fire ball lightning bolt match They actually did during their initial fued. This can be seen briefly on the Tombstone: The History of the Undertaker DVD.
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Post by JerichoRose on Jul 16, 2007 7:25:45 GMT -5
^lol, my 4 year old niece is just like that. I'm super pumped that she likes wrestling at her age, considering its a "boy's thing". Well, my niece's is name is Kimberly, and she recognizes everybody on the active roster. Sometimes I like to quiz her by playing random theme music and having her guess.She even knows some of the lyrics to the themes! Like your brother, my niece has some of the oddest misconceptions I've ever heard. Her favorite game to play of course is the "Massalock challenge" followed by "Bain Chop Uncle Josh". Gotta love em! My three year old daughter is the same way. It's amazing the way they actually pay attention to it at that age.
I think we need to get these kids all together in a room during a show, hehe.
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Post by Topher is Human on Jul 16, 2007 7:58:31 GMT -5
My 6 year old cousin is convinced that John Kee-nah has got some magic power to always win... seriously. I backed him up by calling 'Kee-nah' superman...
Laughs were had.
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Post by iamthegamewjwf on Jul 16, 2007 8:37:06 GMT -5
I know an 7 or 8 year old who thinks Hogan is cheap because "his hair is yellow"
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Post by Blindkarevik on Jul 16, 2007 8:44:46 GMT -5
Given those questions.... I now realize I am not smarter than a three year old.
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Post by BRAINFADE on Jul 16, 2007 8:54:21 GMT -5
My little brother has liked wrestling since he was about 4. He's just turned 12, and he's now starting to look at wrestling from a more smarky point of view. We went to a Raw house show last year, and he was the only kid that was booing Cena. His friends who went with us looked at him like he was truly insane for booing. We also totally marked out for the Spirit Squad, which pissed off the little kids to no end.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 16, 2007 9:06:42 GMT -5
The closest Christian does to that is he likes to lock up. His trash talk is hilarious. "I'm gonna beat you with my big hard muscles!" He told me to lay down so he could wrestle me, and I did. He proceeds to kick me Good Fellas style a bunch of times in the ribs, then I told him to stop. He said okay, then jumped on my chest like Earthquake about a dozen times. "Let me pick up your head." I lift my head up, and he puts his tiny hand on my face and shoves my head down into the floor really fast. Ouch. Screw Flair, this kid is the dirtiest player in the game. lol Dude I'm seriously laughing my ass off. This is some funny stuff. I know what you mean though, when I wrestle my little cousins, they pull the same stuff. I'll have them in a submission, and they bite and pinch my neck/face. It hurts!
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Post by Johnny Danger (Godz) on Jul 16, 2007 9:08:36 GMT -5
So he's a Stevie Richards fan, eh?
3 years old and already smarter than the entire WWE creative team!
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Post by Big Daddy Bad Booking on Jul 16, 2007 9:14:32 GMT -5
My brother in law (now 6) does the Batista machine-gun pyro thing, but only in slow motion. One of his favorite wrestlers is "King Booger" Put him in a time machine to 1993, where something like that could have legitimately happened! (Bastion Booger, wrestlecrap extraodinare!)
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Post by They Killed the Giggler on Jul 16, 2007 9:16:01 GMT -5
When I wrestle my 3-yr old nephew he always says, "I'm Mr. Kennedy" and he makes me raise his hand in victory if I let him pin me. On the other end of the age spectrum,my 80-yr old grandfather now watches RAW every week and his favorite character is Mr. McMahon and he doesn't like John Cena.
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Post by Surfer Supreme on Jul 16, 2007 9:42:04 GMT -5
Kane had to accept the terms of agreement stating that no flaming is allowed. GENIUS!
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