edgehead
Dennis Stamp
Not a Poopyhead
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Post by edgehead on May 22, 2007 17:37:42 GMT -5
New gimmick. Dave Batista: indian giver. lol. Those jokes could go on forever...
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Post by MGH on May 22, 2007 17:38:26 GMT -5
Doctor: Congratulations Dave, your wife just gave birth to a healthy baby boy. Batista: Yeah .... that was our birth. We're going to be needing it back. Doctor:
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Jiren
Patti Mayonnaise
Hearts Bayformers
Posts: 35,163
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Post by Jiren on May 22, 2007 17:40:10 GMT -5
Doctor: Congratulations Dave, your wife just gave birth to a healthy baby boy. Batista: Yeah .... that was our birth. We're going to be needing it back. Doctor: Then the Baby Cries when it see Dave Teddy: Baby you will go ONE ON ONE WITH THE UNDERTAKER Taker: Oh you gotta be f***** kidding
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Dean-o
Grimlock
Haha we're having fun Maggle!
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Post by Dean-o on May 22, 2007 17:58:54 GMT -5
Let's not forget his suits he always wears...a true champion wears his wrestling attire everywhere
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Post by jcdenton on May 22, 2007 18:01:21 GMT -5
Doctor: Congratulations Dave, your wife just gave birth to a healthy baby boy. Batista: Yeah .... that was our birth. We're going to be needing it back. Doctor: Then the Baby Cries when it see Dave Teddy: Baby you will go ONE ON ONE WITH THE UNDERTAKER Taker: Oh you gotta be f***** kidding And that baby grew up to be, little girl undertaker, who beats batista for the title when Teddy calls for the undertaker, not remember he had to make a distinction.
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Post by TheMediocreWarrior on May 22, 2007 18:31:45 GMT -5
I thought the body of this post was going to be, "50 angels get their wings". Which sounds good, but in the case of the Benoit win, I think about 1,000 angels were covered.
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SAJ Forth
Wade Wilson
Jamaican WCF Crazy!
Half Man-Half Amazing
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Post by SAJ Forth on May 22, 2007 18:35:37 GMT -5
Batista:That's my virginity, and I'am gonna be needing it back. Cole:Oh my.
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Post by Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone on May 22, 2007 20:08:05 GMT -5
Batista: "You say your name is Finlay and you love to fight. I say your name is Finlay, and I'm gonna be needing that shellaleigh back"
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Post by Bram wants to 'urt you on May 22, 2007 20:33:05 GMT -5
I would love it if he said "Yea thats my title....and come Sunday...I'm gona be needing it back." and received the reply: "Listen you dick, I've told you before: IT ISN'T YOURS, I've only just won it so they haven't changed the nameplate over yet."
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aplus92
AC Slater
not the coolest or the best
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Post by aplus92 on May 22, 2007 21:27:14 GMT -5
Welluhhh, he learneduhhh, from the bestuhhh
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Jiren
Patti Mayonnaise
Hearts Bayformers
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Post by Jiren on May 22, 2007 21:30:37 GMT -5
Wellu hhh, he learnedu hhh, from the bestu hhhAre trying to say something there
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Post by TRMcGillicutty on May 23, 2007 0:05:18 GMT -5
Who's UHHH?
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Phosphor Glow
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Is a real girl!
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Post by Phosphor Glow on May 23, 2007 0:27:39 GMT -5
Batista is pretty much the only WWE star I just absolutely can't stand, and can find no real redeeming qualities in him, other than he can work a crowd. But he's a total douche to fans, he has no real in-ring skills, and I just can't stand to watch him.
I don't have a problem with most of the wrestlers that people do have problems with. I'm easy to please.
But I just can't stand Batista.
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Post by Person With A Hat on May 23, 2007 0:51:47 GMT -5
Who's UHHH? UmagaHHH.
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Post by PTBartman on May 23, 2007 1:08:23 GMT -5
Teacher says every time Batista loses the title...
an angel get's its wings
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on May 23, 2007 1:10:49 GMT -5
I feel kinda sorry for Batista. Cuz it seems like all at once everyone went from yeah go Batista! to F BATISTA! just like that.
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Post by Thomas Powers of Paine on May 23, 2007 1:36:30 GMT -5
Every time Batista loses.....he sits down after the show with Matt and Jeff Hardy and the three of them share a giant tub of ice cream while "How could this happen to meeeeeee..." plays on the stereo in the background.
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Joie De Vivre
Hank Scorpio
There's always next year.
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Post by Joie De Vivre on May 23, 2007 1:39:53 GMT -5
Batista:That's my virginity, and I'am gonna be needing it back. Cole:Oh my. lmao. Then Tazz comes out from under the sheets and goes 'WOAAAH!'
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Post by -Lithium- on May 23, 2007 1:47:40 GMT -5
Didnt Batista keep getting title shots cause Booker always cheated?
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What?
Don Corleone
Mr. Money in Teh Banned.
Tu que pasa? You ain't even in my clasa.
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Post by What? on May 23, 2007 2:20:35 GMT -5
I go to sleep and come back to a thread page thread of jokes. I love these forums lol.
Anyway this thread is mine, I made it and uhm...I'm gona be needing it back.
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