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Post by strawberrypunk on May 23, 2007 5:32:25 GMT -5
Today
Batista: That's my title and come Sunday I'm going to be taking it back.
30 yrs later in a retirement home.
Batista: That's my title and come Sunday I'm going to be taking it back...
Nurse: Sure....
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Post by Can you afford to pay me, Gah on May 23, 2007 6:51:20 GMT -5
It amazing how he would say this with very little emotion it. I think Batista should get that boring gimmick instead of Lance Storm who may I add was not boring.
I could picture him as a kid doing the same thing.
Little Batista : "I'll trade you my Ken Griffery Jr. Rookie card for your Greg Maddex?
Friend: "Deal" (Switch cards)
Little Batista: "That my Ken Griffery Jr Rookie card and I'm going to need that back."
Friend: "We just traded, we had a deal."
Little Batista "Well I'm still going to need it back."
Friend : "No we traded so it mine now.'
Little Batista: "MOM!!!!"
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Post by Deleted on May 23, 2007 7:45:47 GMT -5
It amazing how he would say this with very little emotion it. I think Batista should get that boring gimmick instead of Lance Storm who may I add was not boring. I could picture him as a kid doing the same thing. Little Batista : "I'll trade you my Ken Griffery Jr. Rookie card for your Greg Maddex? Friend: "Deal" (Switch cards) Little Batista: "That my Ken Griffery Jr Rookie card and I'm going to need that back." Friend: "We just traded, we had a deal." Little Batista "Well I'm still going to need it back." Friend : "No we traded so it mine now.' Little Batista: "MOM!!!!" Is his mom Teddy Long?
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Post by Jiren on May 23, 2007 8:29:20 GMT -5
*Batista at a Casino playing black jack*
Batista: Hit me
Dealer: 23 you lose
*He takes Batista chips*
Batista: Those chips you're taking they're mine and i'm gonna be needing them back
Dealer: But Sir, You lost
Teddy: Nonsense Playa you gave batista a bad card, for that you will go ONE ON ONE WITH THE UNDERTAKER
Taker: Oh for god's sake
We could make this a Series of animated shorts, "The Adventures of Batista & Teddy: What's mine is mine"
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Post by The QC Loser on May 23, 2007 9:13:19 GMT -5
*Batista at a Casino playing black jack* Batista: Hit me Dealer: 23 you lose *He takes Batista chips* Batista: Those chips you're taking they're mine and i'm gonna be needing them back Dealer: But Sir, You lost Teddy: Nonsense Playa you gave batista a bad card, for that you will go ONE ON ONE WITH THE UNDERTAKER Taker: Oh for god's sake We could make this a Series of animated shorts, "The Adventures of Batista & Teddy: What's mine is mine" The best part being every one ending with The Undertaker "oh for god's sake"
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Post by salTy on May 23, 2007 9:17:08 GMT -5
(40 years ago)
Doctor(performing circumcision on infant Batista): "Okey dokey, and that's the final snip. He's good to go Mrs. Batista."
(Nowish)
Batista(walking into doctor's office): "Hey man, 40 years ago you took my foreskin and I'm going to be needing that back now".
Doctor: "............."
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Post by Red 'n' Black Reggie on May 23, 2007 11:29:21 GMT -5
batista: i'd like to make a donation to the orphanage, please charity worker: that would be fantastic, how much would you like to donate? batty: i'm feeling generous. how about $5000? cw: (accepting cheque) thankyou mr. batista, its great to see someone of your status remembering what matters batty: you know, that's my money, and this sunday... i'm gonna be needing it back.
*batistas music starts playing in the background, with micheal cole saying "strong words from the animal" over the top of it*
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Post by Ace Diamond on May 23, 2007 11:32:33 GMT -5
*Batista at a Casino playing black jack* Batista: Hit me Dealer: 23 you lose *He takes Batista chips* Batista: Those chips you're taking they're mine and i'm gonna be needing them back Dealer: But Sir, You lost Teddy: Nonsense Playa you gave batista a bad card, for that you will go ONE ON ONE WITH THE UNDERTAKER Taker: Oh for god's sake We could make this a Series of animated shorts, "The Adventures of Batista & Teddy: What's mine is mine" The best part being every one ending with The Undertaker "oh for god's sake" The thought of him saying that in that deep "satan" voice of his makes me chuckle.
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Post by Red 'n' Black Reggie on May 23, 2007 11:35:31 GMT -5
The best part being every one ending with The Undertaker "oh for god's sake" The thought of him saying that in that deep "satan" voice of his makes me chuckle. and with the "hmm" noise he makes after he says "rest in peace"
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Post by MCCW > IWC* on May 23, 2007 11:37:35 GMT -5
At the very least, it only takes Batista a few seconds to say it. It usually took HHH up to 20 minutes to say the same thing not to mention that he did it every single week.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on May 23, 2007 11:52:28 GMT -5
~knock on the door~
Man: Who is it...why, it's WWE superstar Batista! Batista: Yeah, well, you don't know this, but, when I was 17, me and this girl had a baby, and we put it up for adoption. Man: Yeah...what does this have to do with me? Batista: Well, you know your daughter? Well, that's my kid, and I'm going to be needing her back.
"I walk for miles inside this pit of DAAAAANGER"
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Post by Ridley on May 23, 2007 12:20:59 GMT -5
Does he say this as much as "I am going to kick [Batista/vegetable/mineral]'s ASS!" now?
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Post by What? on May 23, 2007 12:32:27 GMT -5
*Batista walks into the house of his high school sweetheart*
Husband: Who the hell are you?! Dave: I'm Dave Batista, World Champion. Husband: OK, but what are you doing in my house? Dave: Well 20 years ago, I dumped this girl because she wasn't all that, but now I've seen how hot she is....I'm gona be needing her back.
*Batista hits a spinebuster and ransacks the china cupboard*
Cole: OH MY!
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Post by odanobunaga on May 23, 2007 12:44:34 GMT -5
*Batista at a Casino playing black jack* Batista: Hit me Dealer: 23 you lose *He takes Batista chips* Batista: Those chips you're taking they're mine and i'm gonna be needing them back Dealer: But Sir, You lost Teddy: Nonsense Playa you gave batista a bad card, for that you will go ONE ON ONE WITH THE UNDERTAKER Taker: Oh for god's sake We could make this a Series of animated shorts, "The Adventures of Batista & Teddy: What's mine is mine" The best part being every one ending with The Undertaker "oh for god's sake" Undertaker should say "Oh for god´s Sake..." and then hit a chokeslam on the guy Teddy wanted
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Post by D2: Sweet & Sour Edition on May 23, 2007 16:24:22 GMT -5
...an angel gets it's wings.
*goes and reads the rest of the thread now*
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on May 23, 2007 16:55:19 GMT -5
The next episode involves them at a Six Flags, Batista has just gotten off of a roller coaster...
Batista: That ride I just got...?
Ride Operator: Sir, there's people behind you.
Batista: That was mine...and I'm gonna be needing it back.
Park Security: Sir, you need to move to the back of the line, there are people trying to board the cars.
Kid in line: Mom, I think that's Batista!
Teddy: Hold on, playa, if you want Batista's opportunity to ride the coaster, then you can earn it by going one on one with...THE UNDATAKAH!!!
Kid in line: ::wets himself::
Undertaker: I'm getting tired of this...
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Post by The Curmudgeon on May 23, 2007 17:12:47 GMT -5
Send him to Heat and job him to Viscera. . Fixed.
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Post by rrm15 on May 23, 2007 17:22:03 GMT -5
At a bar two years ago after a show:
Batista: Tomko, I know you needed a but of protection for last night, but that condom is mine, and I'm gonna be needing it back.
Tomko: NO
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Post by Bram wants to 'urt you on May 23, 2007 18:16:15 GMT -5
Mr Batista, how can I thank you? My grandpappy would've died if it hadn't been for your kind offer to donate him a kidney...
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Post by fes1 on May 23, 2007 19:22:27 GMT -5
Batista: Ariel, that outfit is mine and Im gonna be needing it back. Stephane: Give him back his S & M gear Ariel. Ariel, Or what, the IWC loves me, you gonna fire me? Opps!
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