SAJ Forth
Wade Wilson
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Post by SAJ Forth on May 25, 2007 13:11:31 GMT -5
That one is the funniest thing I've seen all day.
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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on May 25, 2007 13:52:39 GMT -5
He cuts the same promo to the new holder. "Yea thats my title....and come Sunday... I'm gona be needing it back." Seriously, can creative not write him some new lines or did they just tape this phrase to his dressing room door? Put Batista on Raw. That suppository is mine...and come Sunday...if the inflamation has decreased...I'm gonna be needing it back...
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Post by BHB on May 25, 2007 13:54:29 GMT -5
My biggest problem with WWE right now is this paint by numbers booking. "I lost title, I want it Back!!!" It's like it's being written by a 12 year old running an e-fed. It's either simplistic booking or something overcomplicated and rediculous like Katie Vick.
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Post by Red 'n' Black Reggie on May 26, 2007 7:00:44 GMT -5
i hate to bump, but this thread can't die. it just can't.
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What?
Don Corleone
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Post by What? on May 26, 2007 7:28:44 GMT -5
He cuts the same promo to the new holder. "Yea thats my title....and come Sunday... I'm gona be needing it back." Seriously, can creative not write him some new lines or did they just tape this phrase to his dressing room door? Put Batista on Raw. That suppository is mine...and come Sunday...if the inflamation has decreased...I'm gonna be needing it back... LOL
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Post by DrBackflipsHoffman on May 26, 2007 7:34:54 GMT -5
Hogan: Thank GOD DONALD TRUMPS A HULKAMANIAC!!
/enter Batista
Batista: i'm gonna be needing that largest back in the world
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Jiren
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Post by Jiren on May 26, 2007 7:51:30 GMT -5
A wish if An in prime Orndorrf was champ
Batista: That's my belt and I.............*smack*
Orndorff took no crap from anyone
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Post by Red 'n' Black Reggie on May 26, 2007 7:53:51 GMT -5
i can just imagine batista being a santa impersonator, and after batista bombing a radio playing "last christmas" because it wouldnt give him his heart back, he takes a seat in his grotto, so that the children can come in and sit on his lap...
batista claus: HO HO HO little boy! merry christmas! child: santa! thankyou for those presents you gave me last year... batista claus: (ripping off beard) you know, those presents i gave you are mine, and this sunday... i'm gonna be needing them back. child: but iwas a good little boy! BC: teddy! teddy long: (in an elf suit) so ya aint one fa' giving batista his presents, eh playa? well, ya betta start warmin' up dawg, cause tonight, you will be going one on one with... the elfdertaker! *undertaker slowly steps out from behind a chritmas tree, looking miserable, and wearing his full ring attire, just with elf ears*
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Jiren
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Post by Jiren on May 26, 2007 7:56:12 GMT -5
i can just imagine batista being a santa impersonator, and after batista bombing a radio playing "last christmas" because it wouldnt give him his heart back, he takes a seat in his grotto, so that the children can come in and sit on his lap... batista claus: HO HO HO little boy! merry christmas! child: santa! thankyou for those presents you gave me last year... batista claus: (ripping off beard) you know, those presents i gave you are mine, and this sunday... i'm gonna be needing them back. child: but iwas a good little boy! BC: teddy! teddy long: (in an elf suit) so ya aint one fa' giving batista his presents, eh playa? well, ya betta start warmin' up dawg, cause tonight, you will be going one on one with... the elfdertaker! *undertaker slowly steps out from behind a chritmas tree, looking miserable, and wearing his full ring attire, just with elf ears* Taker: They ain't payin me enough for this S***
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What?
Don Corleone
Mr. Money in Teh Banned.
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Post by What? on May 26, 2007 12:21:28 GMT -5
Hogan: Thank GOD DONALD TRUMPS A HULKAMANIAC!! /enter Batista Batista: i'm gonna be needing that largest back in the world ...back.
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Post by odanobunaga on May 26, 2007 13:46:01 GMT -5
i can just imagine batista being a santa impersonator, and after batista bombing a radio playing "last christmas" because it wouldnt give him his heart back, he takes a seat in his grotto, so that the children can come in and sit on his lap... batista claus: HO HO HO little boy! merry christmas! child: santa! thankyou for those presents you gave me last year... batista claus: (ripping off beard) you know, those presents i gave you are mine, and this sunday... i'm gonna be needing them back. child: but iwas a good little boy! BC: teddy! teddy long: (in an elf suit) so ya aint one fa' giving batista his presents, eh playa? well, ya betta start warmin' up dawg, cause tonight, you will be going one on one with... the elfdertaker! *undertaker slowly steps out from behind a chritmas tree, looking miserable, and wearing his full ring attire, just with elf ears, and then proceeds to chokeslam the kid* There, NOW is good.
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by Sajoa Moe on May 26, 2007 13:56:09 GMT -5
(Batista at Chili's)
Batista: This is my order. Come this Sunday, I'm gonna need my baby-back baby-back baby-back baby-back ribs. My baby-back baby-back baby-back baby-back ribs. Chiliiiiiiii's baby-back ribs.
Waiter: I'm sorry sir, this location is closed on Sundays.
Batista: TEDDY!!
(Teddy Long appears from behind the counter wearing a Chili's cap)
Teddy Long: Tell you what, playa. If you gonna be closed on Sunday, that'll give you plenty of time to go one-on-one...with THE UNDATAKAH!!!
(Undertaker appears wearing a full chef's outfit. He whips out a pair of spatulas from a sword sheath on his back, twirls them around, and dramatically crosses his arms.)
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Post by odanobunaga on May 26, 2007 13:58:45 GMT -5
(Batista at Chili's) Batista: This is my order. Come this Sunday, I'm gonna need my baby-back baby-back baby-back baby-back ribs. My baby-back baby-back baby-back baby-back ribs. Chiliiiiiiii's baby-back ribs. Waiter: I'm sorry sir, this location is closed on Sundays. Batista: TEDDY!! (Teddy Long appears from behind the counter wearing a Chili's cap) Teddy Long: Tell you what, playa. If you gonna be closed on Sunday, that'll give you plenty of time to go one-on-one...with THE UNDATAKAH!!! (Undertaker appears wearing a full chef's outfit. He whips out a pair of spatulas from a sword sheath on his back, twirls them around, and dramatically crosses his arms.) The Undertaker part made me laugh !
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What?
Don Corleone
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Post by What? on May 26, 2007 14:01:34 GMT -5
(Batista at Chili's) Batista: This is my order. Come this Sunday, I'm gonna need my baby-back baby-back baby-back baby-back ribs. My baby-back baby-back baby-back baby-back ribs. Chiliiiiiiii's baby-back ribs. Waiter: I'm sorry sir, this location is closed on Sundays. Batista: TEDDY!! (Teddy Long appears from behind the counter wearing a Chili's cap) Teddy Long: Tell you what, playa. If you gonna be closed on Sunday, that'll give you plenty of time to go one-on-one...with THE UNDATAKAH!!! (Undertaker appears wearing a full chef's outfit. He whips out a pair of spatulas from a sword sheath on his back, twirls them around, and dramatically crosses his arms.) That doesn't work, Taker doesn't like being sic'd on people.
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Post by Next Level was WRONG on May 26, 2007 14:04:26 GMT -5
(Batista at Chili's) Batista: This is my order. Come this Sunday, I'm gonna need my baby-back baby-back baby-back baby-back ribs. My baby-back baby-back baby-back baby-back ribs. Chiliiiiiiii's baby-back ribs. Waiter: I'm sorry sir, this location is closed on Sundays. Batista: TEDDY!! (Teddy Long appears from behind the counter wearing a Chili's cap) Teddy Long: Tell you what, playa. If you gonna be closed on Sunday, that'll give you plenty of time to go one-on-one...with THE UNDATAKAH!!! (Undertaker appears wearing a full chef's outfit. He whips out a pair of spatulas from a sword sheath on his back, twirls them around, and dramatically crosses his arms.) That doesn't work, Taker doesn't like being sic'd on people. Its hard not to get into a chef-assassin gimmick though.
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Post by Jiren on May 26, 2007 14:10:52 GMT -5
*batista finds the "Hellraiser" Box, but pinhead takes it*
Batista: That Box you have, that's my box and i'm gonna be needing it back
Pinhead: Your flesh is not acceptible to have this
*Batista looks confused*
Batista: TEDDY!!!!!!!!!!!
Teddy: You confusing Batista Playa, the you will go ONE ON ONE WITH THE UNDERTAKER
Taker: WILL YOU LEAVE ME THE F*** ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Deleted on May 26, 2007 14:12:18 GMT -5
This title is mine ... even though I can't win it back for the life of me and I get a title shot everytime someone breathes. BUT IT'S MINE Fixed.
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Post by iwchater on May 26, 2007 14:31:51 GMT -5
*batista finds the "Hellraiser" Box, but pinhead takes it* Batista: That Box you have, that's my box and i'm gonna be needing it back Pinhead: Your flesh is not acceptible to have this *Batista looks confused* Batista: TEDDY!!!!!!!!!!! Teddy: You confusing Batista Playa, the you will go ONE ON ONE WITH THE UNDERTAKER Taker: WILL YOU LEAVE ME THE F*** ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Teddy: NOW YOU WILL GO ONE ON ONE, WITH UNDERTAKER!!!! Taker: You dumb smurf
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Post by SAJ Forth on May 27, 2007 12:00:32 GMT -5
Batista:Homless man. That change is mine, and I'am gonna be needing it back. Homeless man: I Already spent it on a sandwich man. Batista:TEDDY!!!!! Long:That's it playa. You will go one-on-one... WITH THE UNDATAKA!!!!! Undertaker:Oh for crying out loud!!!!!
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Post by Deleted on May 27, 2007 12:24:09 GMT -5
*Batista is at a strip club buying a beer, he pays for it with a $5, and the bartender starts to put the money in the register*
Batista: "Excuse me, but that's my change...and I'm going to be needing it back.
Bartender: "I'm sorry, I thought it was a tip."
*Teddy materializes* "You thought you were pretty slick trying to pocket that money, lets see how slick you are when you go one on one...WITH THE UNDAHTAKAH!"
*Undertaker peers out from behind a woman while getting a lap dance* "GIVE ME A MINUTE DAMN IT!"
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