Desi
Dennis Stamp
Do Not Approve
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Post by Desi on Aug 12, 2007 20:15:34 GMT -5
I'd be incredibly happy. Oh wait....not that sort of one on one? This is QFT.
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Post by Jimichiro Likes Erick Rowan on Aug 12, 2007 20:16:17 GMT -5
I'd look at whoever was standing behind me & say "He was talking to you, ya know."
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Reverend BTY
Hank Scorpio
Christian Troy: God's Gift
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Post by Reverend BTY on Aug 12, 2007 20:18:47 GMT -5
I'd walk out. Lie on the ground and let Taker pin me. Then Vince Russo will come out calling Hulk Hogan a bald bastard.
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Post by Chilly McFreeze on Aug 12, 2007 20:23:04 GMT -5
Let's just say the Undertaker would be manhandled to a degree in which Michael Cole has never witnessed before.
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SAJ Forth
Wade Wilson
Jamaican WCF Crazy!
Half Man-Half Amazing
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Post by SAJ Forth on Aug 12, 2007 21:33:44 GMT -5
I'd Chase him around the ring wearing a Bob Orton mask.
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Post by Nan Flanagan on Aug 13, 2007 3:01:41 GMT -5
I'd be incredibly happy. Oh wait....not that sort of one on one? This is QFT. Nice to see I'm not the only one that thinks 'Taker is the hotness.
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Corporate H
Grimlock
He Buries Them Alive
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Post by Corporate H on Aug 13, 2007 3:22:58 GMT -5
I'd probably say, "OH MY!"
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iwchater
Samurai Cop
Greatest Album ever
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Post by iwchater on Aug 13, 2007 3:30:36 GMT -5
I'd curl up in the fedil position & hope I only get the finger poke of doom then the three count.
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Post by The Lach is very tired on Aug 13, 2007 3:43:06 GMT -5
Sawnoff shotgun. Easy
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Post by Chris the Bambikiller on Aug 13, 2007 3:59:48 GMT -5
I'd probably say
DAMN!
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Post by angryfan on Aug 13, 2007 4:24:52 GMT -5
I would point out that Teddy is abusing Taker's schedule, and then watch as Teddy got mauled. Somehow, I would parlay that into Cole getting the same treatment. I would then sit, eat popcorn, and watch happily. There would also be dancing.
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livetowin
Dennis Stamp
Just Keep Walkin'
Don't be negatin'!
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Post by livetowin on Aug 13, 2007 4:28:18 GMT -5
I'd just invite the crowd to rush him and start a riot. Then I would roll him up and win.
And then I would have sex with Trish Stratus.
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Post by Tea & Crumpets on Aug 13, 2007 4:55:49 GMT -5
I'd walk out. Lie on the ground and let Taker pin me. Then Vince Russo will come out calling Hulk Hogan a bald bastard. That made me lol. Anyway, I'd come out with a crucifix and holy water, wave the crucifix in his face and spray him with the holy water. As Undertaker's an evil undead zombie, this'd be his kryptonite and I'd have an easy win.
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Post by therealmamamiller on Aug 14, 2007 19:06:44 GMT -5
I'd lay down and let him cover me that's always been a fantasy of mine anyway.
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Post by Jason Todd Grisham on Aug 14, 2007 19:27:40 GMT -5
I'd have my band of ninja terrorists take him out.
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Post by DMR: MadisonRayneMania Fan on Aug 14, 2007 20:28:25 GMT -5
I would do one of three things
1. Tell teddy I was handed a note telling me that Teddy Long will go one on one at Summerslam with............RANDY MULKEY
2. Remind 'Taker he is the rightful number one challenger and watch Long get destroyed
3. Reveal in the ultimate greatest swerve that Paul Bearer knocked up my momma, thus making me the half brother of his half brother and to add further (in Vince Russo-fashion) my mother was also the momma of........KATIE VICK! Somehow I would get this to lead to myself, 'Taker, Kane, and Slick break dancing in the middle of the ring with scantily clad women!
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Post by smartcenadude on Aug 14, 2007 20:39:24 GMT -5
reveal some sort of shocking story about his family from the past from the rampway in a chris nowinski fashion. he'd then chase me backstage while trying to hit me with chains and promotional billboards. they'd cut to it throughout the rest of the night. id be able to get away in a limo though and itd create a buildup for our match at the ppv.
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Post by deadmanlfc on Aug 15, 2007 2:40:17 GMT -5
I would ask Teddy if he would like to reform Thuggin' an Buggin' Enterprises with me and Taker instead. Then I would most likely eat a Las Ride through the announce table.
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Post by x on Aug 15, 2007 4:58:06 GMT -5
KO the ref, exit the ring and have every heel on the roster own Taker ala Royal Rumble 94. Then I'd cover Taker just as the ref happened to wake up and then take my winner's paycheck and go to TNA and win all there belts.
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Post by hulkblood on Aug 15, 2007 5:24:50 GMT -5
i would attack him whle he was taking off his hat and coat and nail him with my finisher then do my signature taunt and mock the crowd then i turn round and am greeted by one of takers soup bones wrapped round my throut im then hoisted up in the air and brought down quickly. before i have time to pull myself together i'm flipped upside down then drilled head first into the ground. I awake 1 hour later with teddy long going "tough luck playa im gonna have to let ya go holla"
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