If you had to go one on one with the Undertakah

[normcoleman]

How would you react?

I'd display a look of fear and tell Teddy it's not fair

[Johnny Danger (Godz)]

"Yeah? Well thats fine with me, Teddy, I'll just walk out for the countout. Holla."

[Dynamite Kid]

I'd react in a totally perky, happy way, just to surprise him, and then get myself DQed before 'Taker could hurt me too much.

[The F'N Captain]

I'd say "No YOU'RE going one on one with THAT UNDATAKA!!!! HOLLLA PLAYA!"

[Silent Brad]

I WOULD MARK LIKE NO MAN BEFORE. I WOULD PAY COLD HARD CASH TO GET MY BUTT HANDED TO MY BY THE UNDTATAKAH

[4real]

I would be honoured to share the ring with such a skilled ring veteran.

[jewmaga]

like everyone else:

"I am not afraid of the Undertaker!"

[Steveweiser]

I'd go "meh", turn up, kick Taker in the balls, and get DQ'd. Then leave the arena pretty sharpish.

['Foretold' Joker]

I'd get to the ring first and when he appears with all that smoke and stuff, call the health and safety people.

As Undertaker explains himself , the match is called off, Hurray!!


oooh ... that would be a great heel gimmick. A guy who is in support of health and safety in the wwe. Yes, that would be awesome.

[Well, Youre Wrong]

steveweiser said:

I'd go "meh", turn up, kick Taker in the balls, and get DQ'd. Then leave the arena pretty sharpish.

Damn you for stealing my plan *shakes fist angrily*

[The Ichi]

I'd win with a roll-up and foot on the ropes.

[krazysane]

Id stare him in the face. smack him across the face, and start to give him the biggest ass kicking he has ever had. "killing him" only to have him come back 4 months later and kick my ass in a hell in the cell/casket match.

[Hulkshi Tanahashi]

godz said:

"Yeah? Well thats fine with me, Teddy, I'll just walk out for the countout. Holla."

Teddy: That ain't gonna happen, playa. Because, this match will be inside 15-foot high STEEL CAGE!!!! ;D

[Nan Flanagan]

I'd be incredibly happy.
Oh wait....not that sort of one on one?

[rubber johnny]

i would lock in the sharpshooter but then i don't do it right and fall over

[PTBartman]

dynamitekid said:

I'd react in a totally perky, happy way, just to surprise him, and then get myself DQed before 'Taker could hurt me too much.

Bell Rings punch Ref

[Citizen Snips Has Left]

I'd calmly pull out Kama's chain, made from the melted urn, wave it in Teddy's face and say "This is gonna get my face on that dolla-dolla bill!!!!"

[Jay Peas 42]

Shillelagh.

[bubbles]

Kick Teddy in the balls. Then kick Undertaker in the balls. Then kick Michael Cole in his vagina.

[Next Level was WRONG]

Make several disparaging remarks about his wife Sara and promptly receive the worst beating of my life.