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Post by BRAINFADE on Aug 15, 2007 11:23:54 GMT -5
See, i'd probably say WHAM!
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Bobeddy
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by Bobeddy on Aug 15, 2007 13:16:20 GMT -5
I'd quickly don a fake moustache and glasses and pretend to be my own half-brother that doesn't speak English. Also... I WOULD MARK LIKE NO MAN BEFORE. I WOULD PAY COLD HARD CASH TO GET MY BUTT HANDED TO MY SPANKED BY THE UNDTATAKAH Fixed
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Aug 15, 2007 13:25:31 GMT -5
I would drag him down to a negative-5* match and get booed out of the Hammerstein Ballroom, and Undertaker (and other wrestlers) would have to block for me as I made my way out of the building and to my limo through rioting, garbage-hurling smarks.
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Post by valiens on Aug 15, 2007 13:34:05 GMT -5
1.) Make fun of him in rhyme.
2.) Say I'm not intimidated by him.
3.) Be intimidated by him.
4.) Get pummled for the entire match.
5.) "You can't see me." Then drop a fist. Then win.
6.) Repeat for next year.
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Post by Freakzilla on Aug 15, 2007 13:47:49 GMT -5
I'd ambush him with a steel chair whilst he's walking down to the ring. He would quickly sit up, no selling it and then muster up all his evil powers to hit me with a lightning bolt. It would burn me to a crisp leaving referee Nick Patrick no option but to rule the bout a no contest.
I'd then be taken away by his rather speedy druid cab service.
I'd then probably come back as a ghost and haunt Teddy Long for putting me in such peril in the first place!
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