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Post by Claw died on Aug 17, 2012 22:55:05 GMT -5
THIS IS BREAKING NEWS SO SERIOUS
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Mike the Goon
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Post by Claw died on Aug 12, 2012 23:12:53 GMT -5
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Mike the Goon
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Post by Claw died on Aug 12, 2012 17:06:37 GMT -5
I used to be a cute kid. Real plucky.
Now I have a beard and an eyepatch. My drinking has ruined my life and my wife left me 6 months ago. I hold a knife like I've used it before. As I take a slug from the bottle I swiped from the liquor store, I ponder the sweet, painful freedom of living on the street. I steal what I need, and I sell what I don't.
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Mike the Goon
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Post by Claw died on Aug 12, 2012 12:32:58 GMT -5
This guy knows.
Friggin' shoelaces. Gettin' all tangled up on escalators because I didn't want to tie them right away. You're not the boss of me, ankle serpents!
I'm not a slave! Do I look like a slave?
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Mike the Goon
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Post by Claw died on Aug 12, 2012 12:24:12 GMT -5
I once ate a pair of pants. Chocolate pants. Did it have nuts?
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Mike the Goon
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Post by Claw died on Aug 12, 2012 12:20:43 GMT -5
Shoelaces are dumb. Who wants strings near their feet all the time? Not me. Not this guy. No way. I have better things to do with my day than to worry about my foot spaghetti. I'm team loafers.
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Mike the Goon
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Post by Claw died on Nov 13, 2011 2:44:22 GMT -5
I DIDN'T WANT THIS!
IT WAS ONLY SUPPOSED TO BE A SMALL FIRE.
NOW I BURNED THE LITTLE FOLDER THING!
I'M SO SORRY!
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Mike the Goon
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Post by Claw died on Nov 13, 2011 2:43:15 GMT -5
OH MAN, THE LITTLE FOLDER THING!
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Mike the Goon
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Post by Claw died on Nov 13, 2011 2:39:19 GMT -5
IT KEEPS SPREADING IT IS OUT OF CONTROL OH NO I THINK I AM ON FIRE NOW I AM ON FIRE OH NO!
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Mike the Goon
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Post by Claw died on Nov 13, 2011 2:35:23 GMT -5
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Mike the Goon
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Post by Claw died on Nov 13, 2011 2:30:40 GMT -5
UH-OH!
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Mike the Goon
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Post by Claw died on Nov 13, 2011 2:29:37 GMT -5
Uh-oh.
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Mike the Goon
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Post by Claw died on Nov 13, 2011 2:28:17 GMT -5
Whoa, that went up quick.
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Mike the Goon
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Post by Claw died on Nov 13, 2011 2:25:39 GMT -5
Man, I'll just light it again. And drop it in here. But to drop it you have to let go of the gas and thus the flame goes out so you just drop an unlit lighter Not with a Zippo. See?
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Mike the Goon
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Post by Claw died on Nov 13, 2011 2:22:14 GMT -5
Man, I'll just light it again. And drop it in here.
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Mike the Goon
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Post by Claw died on Nov 13, 2011 2:20:10 GMT -5
AHA!
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Mike the Goon
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Post by Claw died on Nov 13, 2011 2:18:21 GMT -5
Ah. Shit.
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Mike the Goon
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Post by Claw died on Nov 13, 2011 2:13:20 GMT -5
LET IT COMMENCE!
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Mike the Goon
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Post by Claw died on Oct 13, 2011 22:36:13 GMT -5
I am the man!
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Mike the Goon
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Post by Claw died on Oct 13, 2011 22:34:20 GMT -5
Whoa!
Triple digit postcount! Nice!
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