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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on Aug 20, 2011 22:22:52 GMT -5
I know this is preseason but this was an awesome game for Houston tonight. It was great to finally see Ben Tate play and see what he could do. I am also loving this new aggressive defense. This is going to be a great season! Seriously, I hope this is finally the year Houston breaks through and makes the playoffs. Hell, with Manning maybe not at 100% and both Jacksonville and Tennessee having QB decisions to make, Texans need to seize the day and take the AFC South.
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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on Aug 20, 2011 22:18:21 GMT -5
Suddenly I don't see Arian Foster as a top 5 fantasy pick. Two big reasons:
1) Ben Tate. Foster doesn't get to be the man last year if Ben Tate didn't get hurt in the pre-season. Now Tate is back and he's kicking ass. Foster will be the starter, but Tate will take more of his touches than Derrick Ward last year.
2) Vonta Leach...he's gone. His ability to block helped Foster gain all those yards. Now Leach is in Baltimore...probably looking to do the same for Ray Rice.
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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on Aug 20, 2011 21:54:14 GMT -5
Damn, that's cold. "Hey guys, we know the back up we have on roster totally sucks. What do you think?" Like, good morning Curtis. Ever since that Jets game where Caldwell decided "you know, we don't need an undefeated season", Curtis Painter has become the Meg Griffin of Colts Nation. Even if he gets better, Curtis needs to switch teams yesterday.
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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on Aug 20, 2011 15:46:28 GMT -5
Multiple sources have confirmed that Cardinals rookie RB Ryan Williams has a ruptured patella tendon and no additional damage. Colts owner Jim Irsay went out of his way to ask fans on Twitter Saturday whom the team should sign as a backup quarterback upgrade on Curtis Painter. Right now I'd take Jeff George over Curtis Painter. Yes, that Jeff George.
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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on Aug 20, 2011 14:13:03 GMT -5
Photobucket has killed this thread.
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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on Aug 20, 2011 13:28:23 GMT -5
Condsidering all the garbage happening when Irvin was at "The U" he really doesn't have a leg to stand on. This. When I read Irvin's comments all I could translate was Irvin saying, "damn Nevin, why weren't you around when I was in school?!"
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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on Aug 20, 2011 11:09:48 GMT -5
Brother...brother...BRRRRRRRROOOOTTTTHHHERRRRR! *bucket of sour cream tossed from off camera onto actress* (song plays) "When it comes crashing down and it hurts inside!"
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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on Aug 20, 2011 3:03:35 GMT -5
A laundry list of what would happen on this board:
- Within seconds of the PPV ending, someone would create a thread titled "Foley falls off the Cage". It would reach 30 pages before the night ended.
- Reactions would go from "HOLY S***, I can't believe that just happened!" to "I can't believe they let them do that" to "Vince is gonna be pissed at Taker and Foley" to "I need to know that Foley is okay."
- People backstage at the show would make tweets about what happened. Maybe close friends would tweet about Foley's condition. Those tweets would be relayed on the thread.
- There would be a debate over how far is too far.
- A few days later, after the dust settled and everyone calmed down...someone would start a "Where is Foley falling?" photoshop thread. At least one of the photoshops would include Batista. Krimzon and VersionOne would kick everyone's ass in the thread (as usual).
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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on Aug 19, 2011 22:53:18 GMT -5
I want to marry this thread and have lots of kids with it.
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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on Aug 19, 2011 22:39:12 GMT -5
Giada from Food Network.
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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on Aug 19, 2011 22:36:25 GMT -5
So after seeing the Colts pu-pu platter of Curtis Painter and Dan Orlovsky, I have a radical idea to keep the team successful.
1) Have Peyton Manning "suffer" a "season-ending injury" (wink, wink, nudge, nudge).
2) Name Painter the starter.
3) Draft Andrew Luck with the first overall pick next year.
You give Manning a rest (you can keep him fresh by having him practice behind closed doors) and you ensure he'll have a decent successor.
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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on Aug 19, 2011 13:32:10 GMT -5
90% auto tune. 10% fart noises.
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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on Aug 18, 2011 21:12:34 GMT -5
Somebody want to tell the Pats that it's only the Preseason? Seriously. They're back to 2007 "Cobra Kai Yankees" mode.
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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on Aug 17, 2011 20:04:39 GMT -5
Yes, this is real.
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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on Aug 17, 2011 19:18:22 GMT -5
Plus Barney has the best resume in all of mankind.
Oh, and he has the best fake nickname: Swarley.
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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on Aug 17, 2011 19:10:27 GMT -5
Nah, I wouldn't want commentary when I have to go to the bathroom.... ...And commentary when you're getting intimate with the lil woman would be awkward. Imagine JR watching your fun: "Bah gawd Kang, he's breaching the private area!" That vagina has a family!!
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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on Aug 17, 2011 18:55:36 GMT -5
Hey Miami Fans... Irvin's celebration puts this one over the top. Epic gif.
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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on Aug 17, 2011 18:54:25 GMT -5
Texas A&M may or may not move to the SEC. Source: Rajah.com WHATS M&A TEXAS DOING IN THE SECZONE?! First game, M&A jobs to GUNNER!! (err..South Carolina).
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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on Aug 17, 2011 18:47:47 GMT -5
Definitely a two horse race. Quagmire can't compete because he has more of a "creep" factor going.
I'll go with Barney. The suit gives him the edge.
(Deadliest Warrior voice)
"THE EDGE GOES TO BARNEY STINSON WITH THE SLEEK SUIT. COMING UP, LONG RANGE WEAPONS..."
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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on Aug 16, 2011 22:24:43 GMT -5
Does SmackDown even have 20 people on the roster right now? Anyway, I think I might already know who'll win this... ... that's right, Johnny Curtis. (After winning battle royal, Curtis brings a piece of farmland to the ring and covers it in whipped cream.) Curtis: That's right...I'm the cream of the crop!
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