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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on Aug 16, 2011 17:59:01 GMT -5
(after an FCW show)
Random FCW Wrestler: Hey guys, let's all go out and grab a beer! Andy: Guys, wrestling is a 24/7 commitment. How do you expect to make it to be big time if you don't take care of your body. I'm going home to my wife.
(Andy drops gym bag, and a bunch of syringes come flying out)
Andy: umm....I WANT THIS SO BAD! I CAN BE THE BEST! (yells and cries like in Tough Enough)
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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on Aug 15, 2011 22:29:02 GMT -5
According to Adam Schefter, the Cardinals could be in trouble after this season. If he doesn't get an extension Larry F. Will be an unrestricted free agent. This will depend on how the season goes. If Kolb becomes Derek Anderson 2.0, Larry is gone.
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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on Aug 15, 2011 22:16:14 GMT -5
Undertaker needs to return to Smackdown and have weekly recaps of the havoc he created the prior week, set to "Last Friday Night". This NEEDS to happen!
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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on Aug 15, 2011 16:16:00 GMT -5
- The remains of Vince's blown up limo. - One of those mini-rings used to transport wrestlers to and from the ring at WM III. - The car used to run over Stone Cold.
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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on Aug 15, 2011 14:54:49 GMT -5
We know there would be plaques or busts commemorating each hall of famer, but there would also be items/props that played a role in WWF/E history.
What items would you put in the Hall of Fame?
I'll start us off:
-- Hacksaw Jim Duggan's 2 X 4. -- Jimmy Hart's megaphone and helmet (different versions) -- Rick Martel's "Arrogance" spray. -- The broken plate glass window from the HBK/Janetty Barber Shop segment.
What else should go in?
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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on Aug 14, 2011 22:05:08 GMT -5
All this time I thought Cena would become the "Corporate Champion" going into Mania...now I think it could be Del Rio.
WWE Title Alberto Del Rio (c) (w/New Corporation) vs. CM Punk
John Cena vs. The Rock
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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on Aug 14, 2011 15:38:20 GMT -5
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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on Aug 14, 2011 15:13:40 GMT -5
Bella Twins...cause I'm hardcore.
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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on Aug 14, 2011 14:58:41 GMT -5
All that was missing was Kanye interrupting HHH's Conan entrance and saying, "yo Hunter Ima let you finish...but that was the best Undertaker entrance of all time! ALL TIME!"
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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on Aug 14, 2011 14:33:51 GMT -5
I do like how they changed "Kiss Me" into "Take Me" That's the part where I lost lost it laughing. I don't wanna think about Undertaker asking HHH to 'take' him. Seriously, when the song hits that part with the lines "boy, you're my lucky star" and "for you I'd risk it all"...they cut to HHH. I thought they were gonna start making out.
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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on Aug 14, 2011 12:24:22 GMT -5
69. While cutting a promo, say you hope your opponent dies in a car crash.
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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on Aug 14, 2011 12:18:07 GMT -5
I remember that was he last season of the Real World I ever watched. There was this girl named Coral who would go off on everyone...especially Miz.
Whenever he said something controversial (like calling hot women "panty droppers"), Coral would be right there to chew out his ear.
If Miz ever becomes a face, they should bring in Coral as his opponent's manager so she could torment him again.
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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on Aug 14, 2011 1:23:17 GMT -5
Taker needs to come back as the old guy trying desperately to be cool. Instead of saying Rest in Peace he'll just say R.I.P. or O.M.G. They could have backstage segments where Zack Ryder teaches him how to tweet. facebook, and fist pump. Then he'll have Michelle take pics of him planking. It'll be great. Have him reunite with Kane, then they add Ryder to form the Broskis of Destruction. Yes! They could do the MVP salute like the guys from Jersey Shore. Taker and Michelle could be the new Ronnie and Sammie.
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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on Aug 14, 2011 1:19:35 GMT -5
So Undertaker shaves his head, then comes out to "girly" music, and hangs around Michelle McCool. I just figured it out, Undertaker is coming back as the "new" Kaval. Taker needs to come back as the old guy trying desperately to be cool. Instead of saying Rest in Peace he'll just say R.I.P. or O.M.G. They could have backstage segments where Zack Ryder teaches him how to tweet. facebook, and fist pump. Then he'll have Michelle take pics of him planking. It'll be great.
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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on Aug 13, 2011 23:46:33 GMT -5
When they do vignettes for Taker's return, they need to use "Firework" or "Teenage Dream"
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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on Aug 13, 2011 23:21:57 GMT -5
I know why America hates me. She once asked me if a dress made her look fat...and I thought she would appreciate an honest answer.
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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on Aug 13, 2011 22:56:03 GMT -5
OMG Masters run-in at Cena/Punk match OMG!
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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on Aug 13, 2011 22:31:07 GMT -5
I feel the following is appropriate for this: ;D haha! nice! here's another one:
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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on Aug 13, 2011 21:58:18 GMT -5
BREAKING NEWS: Street Fighter 4's Sin Cara has a lot of heat after dislocating Guy's shoulder during the finish of their bout. M. Bison was said to be livid and a lot of his anger was directed at Guile, who's responsible for bringing in Sin Cara after Zangief put him over. Guile was asked for his response and his shocking reply was, and I quote, "My theme doesn't go with this." One backstage source claimed that if it weren't for Sin Cara's connection to Rose, M. Bison would've fired him on the spot. Shadaloo had plans to make Guy the World Champion. As noted in our earlier update, Guy's running buddy, Cody, has been jailed for going after Ken with a screwdriver after Ken claimed that he would single-handedly defeat Ryu at the next Street Fighter Tournament and break Gokuen's record for destroying the most barrels. If there was a photoshop hall of fame, Krimzon would go on the first ballot.
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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on Aug 13, 2011 21:56:26 GMT -5
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