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Post by Tony Schiavontay on Jun 7, 2015 17:23:00 GMT -5
Morrison was mortally offended because Truth also had to have a drink of water. This period was so weird. Morrison main events a PPV, gets injured, is out for months, finally comes back to do a whole lot of nothing and is promptly released. 2011 was strange.
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Post by Tony Schiavontay on Jun 5, 2015 21:50:20 GMT -5
Not entirely true, establishments all through out Texas have Jose's picture hanging up in them. It's on a wall that says "Do not take checks from this man, CASH ONLY!" But still that's gotta count for something And they STILL want two forms of ID. Most places he goes to don't even allow him in. The manager will be like, "Hey buddy, I don't know what you're trying to prove here but this is a family establishment and we'd appreciate it if you leave before we have to get the police involved."
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Post by Tony Schiavontay on Jun 5, 2015 21:43:34 GMT -5
You knew the BS when Hogan went on Jay Leno and responded to every subject with "I'm in the middle." Even Jay asked him "What the hell kinda platform is that?!!" Didn't he even use that same response when asked if he was a Republican or Democrat, literally the most basic question in any campaign in the US. But the Hulkster wasn't phased one bit. He went on with the campaign, kissing babies, shaking hands and generally inspiring people to take vitamins and say prayers. It was good. He was ahead in the polls but if you thought getting over in wrestling was a tough gig, brother, you ain't seen politics. Hogan had all the Hulkamaniacs ready for him to be the real deal, man, and body slam all the problems of the world like he did to Andre, Jack. But the New York Times and the Washington Post and all the other mark mags refused to even mention him. Luckily some real journalists stepped up to the plate and gave him the coverage he needed. TLDR: This magazine is 100% the reason why Hulk Hogan is currently in his fourth term as President of the United States of America, brother. {Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}
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Post by Tony Schiavontay on Jun 4, 2015 23:42:55 GMT -5
Time to drink a Heineken in his honor... [language] Alright, Frank, geez, PBR it is. Let's drink to something else. Let's drink to f***ing. Yeah, say "Here's to your f***!"
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Post by Tony Schiavontay on Jun 4, 2015 23:29:15 GMT -5
Sizes available: Too tight. Can they even afford to pay to make a Lex Luger t-shirt?! What kind of disgusting, despe- DESPICABLE lack of respect does this guy have?
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Post by Tony Schiavontay on Jun 4, 2015 23:03:00 GMT -5
And I believe they found her just as a fan in the crowd at Nitro one week. IIRC that was Torrie Wilson. It very well could be. Both of their careers kind of blur together for me.
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Post by Tony Schiavontay on Jun 4, 2015 22:56:19 GMT -5
To save money, all Josh Matthews, Al Snow, Mike Tenay, Jeremy Borash and the announcer's broom closet have all been let go. Starting immediately, this is the new TNA commentary team:
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Post by Tony Schiavontay on Jun 4, 2015 17:33:34 GMT -5
Russo then talks about wrestling and writing psychology involved. Russo talks about wrestlers not being able to see the forest for the trees, "They see whats in front of them. We see what's happening down the road. They know they're doing that night. So you have to work them. Stopped reading right here. f*** off, Russo. You can't keep your own stories straight, who are you to be talking about "seeing the forest?" A Carny to the very end Thanks for the summary though. Here's the thing that fans don't understand and I swear on my children's grave, it's about ratings bro.
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Post by Tony Schiavontay on Jun 4, 2015 7:30:55 GMT -5
SWERVE! He's actually felt like a rat in a large open field. And today is only the second greatest day he's ever known.
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Post by Tony Schiavontay on Jun 3, 2015 22:59:36 GMT -5
Man, Bound for Glory's gonna be one grim ass PPV if everything goes the way it's looking, huh? To mourn and honour Verne Gagne's recent death, it will take place in the legendary AWA pink room.
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Post by Tony Schiavontay on Jun 3, 2015 22:53:19 GMT -5
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Post by Tony Schiavontay on Jun 3, 2015 22:45:47 GMT -5
Before she won a contest to become a Nitro Girl and later Miss Hancock in WCW. Stacy Keibler was a Baltimore Ravens cheerleader at age 18. And I believe they found her just as a fan in the crowd at Nitro one week.
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Post by Tony Schiavontay on Jun 3, 2015 22:41:39 GMT -5
Is Brock Lesnar the true father of Nikki Bella's baby?
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Post by Tony Schiavontay on Jun 3, 2015 22:38:39 GMT -5
Triple H surprises everyone by quitting his job in WWE corporate to pursue his lifelong dream of riding on the back of Motorhead's tour bus jamming out of a flaming guitar.
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Post by Tony Schiavontay on Jun 3, 2015 21:02:36 GMT -5
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Post by Tony Schiavontay on Jun 3, 2015 20:53:26 GMT -5
'No fan ever really liked Cena. The company forced him down our throats from his debut until now.' Repeat this for Hulk Hogan. Double the points if said fan claimed they ALWAYS hated him, even as a kid. "Basic Thuganomics" Cena had the IWC riding his jockstrap, let's not kid ourselves. And after the Ruthless Aggression run, he was mostly a Velocity superstar until the Brock and UT feuds. I didn't like rapper John Cena at the time. I thought it was really corny and I wouldn't be completely lying if I was to say that him (along with Orton and Batista) being pushed as the main guys weren't among factors for me quitting watching for years. I'm a much bigger fan of his now than back then.
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Post by Tony Schiavontay on Jun 2, 2015 0:46:03 GMT -5
Do Chikara still do the Trios tourney? For real, a Local Men team would be the most awesome thing any of them had done in years.
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Post by Tony Schiavontay on Jun 1, 2015 18:03:06 GMT -5
I could see the Shield triple threat happening at Summerslam. Why not a 5-way match?
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Post by Tony Schiavontay on Jun 1, 2015 17:29:18 GMT -5
WWE network needs to do a Jose and Gypsy Joe special where it is nothing but their old matches with dubbing of other wrestlers mocking it. It can be the Gypsy and Sweatsock Comedy Hour. Mick Foley: "I honestly don't see what the fuss is about. Maybe it's all the Al Snow matches I had to watch throughout my career but this really isn't that bad."
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Post by Tony Schiavontay on May 31, 2015 15:27:20 GMT -5
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