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Post by shaker on Mar 10, 2014 11:59:12 GMT -5
Proof that we need Robocop deployed to that craphole city ASAP.
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Post by shaker on Mar 10, 2014 11:56:48 GMT -5
Stone Cold here, taking YOUR calls today to see what YOU want to talk about. Up first, we got James from Plattstown. James, what's on your mind?
"Hey Steve, I was wondering what you think about CM Punk and if he's gonna come back."
Well James I just want to say that uh.... well that Punk did what he felt he uh... he needed to do and I well... that's all I'm gonna say about that. On to the next caller!
"Stone Cold! Huge fan for years here! My question is on CM Punk. Do you think he deserves to be in a main event if he comes back BEFORE Mania?"
Well listen I'm not really involved with the WWE or with CM Punk so I can't really comment on that too much. But I will say he's a hell of a fine worker and deserves to be rewarded for that. Next caller!
"Hey Stone Cold! One question: do you think CM Punk left because of Daniel Bryan getting more popular than him?"
I'm Stone Cold Steve Austin I'm not a damn mind reader people! I know as much as you all do! Hell, I miss seeing the guy on Monday nights, too. But there are other topics in wrestling to discuss - between Wrestlemania, Daniel Bryan's popularity, the Shield vs the Wyatts, John Cena's potential injury just weeks before Mania, Batista's return, Undertaker's return..... hell maybe Ol' Stone Cold's looking for one more match! Now caller, PLEASE promise me you got another topic except CM Punk!
"Hey Austin!!! I was just wondering - what do you think is CM Punk's favorite food?"
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Post by shaker on Mar 10, 2014 11:39:56 GMT -5
Tell him about the twinkie, Kane. What about the twinkie? Whereas a normal twinkie would represent the standard amount of bad booking in a WWE storyline, the Authority storyline is currently a twinkie 35 feet long and weighing approximately 600 lbs.
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Post by shaker on Mar 10, 2014 10:39:23 GMT -5
Tell him about the twinkie, Kane.
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Post by shaker on Mar 10, 2014 10:15:16 GMT -5
I'm that in every thread though... Swig o' coffee for the working podcaster. Now let me tell you about CougarLife.com...
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Post by shaker on Mar 10, 2014 9:58:09 GMT -5
Great. In a thread with that woman being the focus I somehow manage to be more disgusted by some of YOU. Maybe you ought to look into the way addiction and eating the way a person like that does from an early age literally alters your brain chemistry. It's not as simple as "Just buckle up and try hard!" because for some people, their brains don't work the same as yours. You might as well be telling a guy with a busted knee to walk properly. There Is Nothing Left literally said the phrase "They're not human. They deserve nothing." Absolutely disgusting, shameful display. edit: www.nytimes.com/2012/01/01/magazine/tara-parker-pope-fat-trap.html?_r=2&pagewanted=all& for a little bit of reading on it. She's a food addict for sure (I completely understand this) - but the issue from the show is she was given opportunities most people don't get (the surgery, a doctor monitoring her weight) and squandered it by not exercising and eating fast food, even when locked up in a hospital. So it's less "She's disgusting for being an addict" and more "She's disgusting for throwing away an amazing opportunity that most people who are overweight will never get." At least on my side.
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Post by shaker on Mar 10, 2014 9:49:02 GMT -5
Interesting thing that I heard on Stone Cold's podcast: all 3 guys have been given runs as the "leader" of the Shield.
Ambrose was definitely the leader at the beginning. Regins became the de-facto leader during the start of his push. Rollins is the leader right now, trying to hold the team together.
So for all the talk of "So-and-so" getting the mega push once the Shield disbands, all 3 guys are getting a shot at a leadership role.
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Post by shaker on Mar 10, 2014 9:38:36 GMT -5
I liked him a LOT when he started. Looking back and rewatching his promos and matches, he was okay but nothing special. I think he joined the roster at the perfect time and managed to get a push that probably wouldn't have happened a few years earlier or later.
He's also a complete moron who blew every shot he was given (and he was given a lot), so I have no real sympathy for the guy.
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Post by shaker on Mar 10, 2014 9:25:05 GMT -5
Yarrr, this'll replace the whale in me nightmares.
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Post by shaker on Mar 10, 2014 9:22:51 GMT -5
OH HELL YEAH! Stone Cold Steve Austin here, broadcasting live from the Broken Skull Ranch Studio. Swig of beer here for the workin' man or woman!
Now before we get to our first guest here, I gotta give a shout out to my sponsor: GoToMeeting! Now Ol' Stone Cold here needs to stay connected 24/7 so he can bring YOU, the workin' man or woman, all the audio whoopass you wanna hear! So there's nothing better than GoToMeeting! It lets you hook up with your clients and have a meeting WITHOUT having to haul your ass halfway across the country!
And right now, if you enter the promo code 'AUSTIN', you'll get a week's free trial! Now what could go wrong? Ol' Stone Cold wouldn't tell ya wrong, remember, that's promo code 'AUSTIN'! OH HELL YEAH!
Now I'm gonna sit down with my first guest, WWE Superstar and fellow Podcaster Chris Jericho!
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Post by shaker on Mar 7, 2014 19:24:00 GMT -5
Fart? Lady, that was a SHART!!
And never forget:
I do cocaine!!!! K k k yeah!!! As he wails on a guitar.
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Post by shaker on Mar 7, 2014 19:22:10 GMT -5
Longer than Punk in order to show the WWE has faith in the guy and rewards hard work.
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Post by shaker on Mar 7, 2014 17:20:09 GMT -5
Scott Armstrong ALSO screwed Daniel Bryan out of the WWE title, so no real shock there.
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Post by shaker on Mar 7, 2014 10:29:31 GMT -5
They tried that with Axel..... it didn't really pan out.
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Post by shaker on Mar 7, 2014 10:28:00 GMT -5
D-Bry versus Triple H ends when Bryan pulls out a gun.
"HHH, you're fast - but can you outrun a bullet?"
HHH gets down on his knees and starts pleading and begging. Bryan says "Woah buddy, did you just pee your pants?" as the camera zooms in on H's crotch and we see that yup, he did.
Bryan then puts the gun in HHH's mouth while the crowd keeps cheering "YES! YES! YES!" to the idea of HHH being murdered live on PPV.
Bryan then pulls the trigger and guess what? It was a squirt gun!
HHH faints due to the stress, Bryan pins him, then grabs the mic again.
"Guess HHH was a PEE PLUS player! WOKKA WOKKA WOKKA! FYI I'm in the title match now, see you in a few!"
Oh and AFTER the match, HHH is still laying there and nobody wants to move him (because of the pee).
Next match up is Ziggler vs Ambrose for the US Title. Ziggler proceeds to kick HHH's prone body again and again until literally splitting open his side. A bunch of candy pours out of the wound. Ambrose and Ziggler have a really good match, each pausing every so often to grab a piece of candy.
Ziggler wins, celebrates with the title and then smashes HHH's skull in with his boot. More candy explodes out.
"Guys - I finally figured it out! HHH........ is a pinata! I guess they used the extra paper mache on his nose!! WOKKA WOKKA WOKKA!"
That's how HHH is written off TV forever - he was a pinata the whole time.
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Post by shaker on Mar 7, 2014 8:58:25 GMT -5
You want any sugar? Sorry it's not in packets.....
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Post by shaker on Mar 7, 2014 8:14:03 GMT -5
"Can a brother get some extra ketchup over here..... PLEASE!?!?!?"
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Post by shaker on Mar 7, 2014 0:14:18 GMT -5
Bane screwed Bane.
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Post by shaker on Mar 7, 2014 0:12:12 GMT -5
Hey everybody! We're all gonna get laid!
Usually done right before "Anyway you want it" comes on the radio.
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Post by shaker on Mar 6, 2014 15:48:59 GMT -5
Batkid owns bones, easy as that. Further proof DC > Marvel in every way.
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