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Hank Scorpio
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Post by Nr1Humanoid on Nov 15, 2021 19:16:21 GMT -5
Ever stubbed your toe? Wrestling barefoot is like giving your opponent an obvious submission manouver.
While on the subject, Velvet McIntyre must be Tarantino's favorite wrestler.
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Hank Scorpio
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Post by Nr1Humanoid on Nov 15, 2021 19:00:05 GMT -5
I blame Jose Lothario, he saps the coolness out of everything he comes in contact with I blame Jose Lothario for everythimg. Absolubely.
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Post by Nr1Humanoid on Nov 15, 2021 15:43:34 GMT -5
I think both should take a loss to Hangman before being given the title.
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Post by Nr1Humanoid on Nov 15, 2021 15:29:34 GMT -5
Darby/MJF for sure.
Too bad about the screwy finish but I see why Khan felt it was neccessary.
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Post by Nr1Humanoid on Nov 14, 2021 11:25:40 GMT -5
Honestly, it is an legitimate concern of mine, when all I want IS to feel happy right now. OK, fair enough, but at the same time you have to ask to what logical benefit would this even be for? One of the few things worse than not getting what you want is getting it then having it taken away from you in such a way that you technically didn’t get it. It’s self-destruction in every sense of the word. That said, I have no reason to expect there to even be a thought that AEW would do this based on what I’ve seen of them and know of them from observing them the last two years or so. I seem to become more cynical about wrestling as I approach 50. I will be crankier than Vince soon.
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Post by Nr1Humanoid on Nov 14, 2021 10:59:01 GMT -5
Here is a scenario. With Omega pulling the original referee into Hangman's path, he shows up on Wednesday and disqualifies Omega, resulting in him getting the belt back. Dusty finish y'all. With all due respect… do you REALLY have to? It’s almost like we don’t know how to function when we’re actually happy, so we have to try and will some misery into existence because it’s what we’re used to. Honestly, it is an legitimate concern of mine, when all I want IS to feel happy right now.
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Post by Nr1Humanoid on Nov 14, 2021 10:25:11 GMT -5
Will no longer bother with Roman Reigns with breasts'matches with Reba/ Hayter on the outside. Shitty booking.
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Post by Nr1Humanoid on Nov 14, 2021 10:16:04 GMT -5
Here is a scenario.
With Omega pulling the original referee into Hangman's path, he shows up on Wednesday and disqualifies Omega, resulting in him getting the belt back.
Dusty finish y'all.
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Post by Nr1Humanoid on Nov 13, 2021 17:30:57 GMT -5
That Summerslam match is living proof what happens when two egotistical assholes come together. Yeah, way I've always heard it was they planned three matches with Shawn ultimately coming out on top, and at some point either because he felt threatened or Shawn hurt his feelings Hulk decided "f*** you, one match and I win" and because of his control that was that. Shawn retaliated the most effective way he could. Shawn winning any match against Hogan was never part of the plan since Vince for some reason gave Hogan creative control in that 05 contract. Vince told Shawn before they did the angle that Hogan was calling the shots so Shawn knew what he was dealing with.
Shawn suggested a DQ finish at Summerslam which Hogan turned down, then Shawn suggested winning via screwy finish to setup a cage match to give Hogan his win back (Dave Meltzer has since said Hogan suspected the 2nd match would never happen once he lost) which Hogan also turned down. Hogan did agree to work a cage match at Unforgiven but only if he won that as well with them doing a photo finish (Hogan out the door, Michaels over the top) to give Shawn an out for losing. If Shawn had gotten to win that first match I have a feeling there still would not have been a second one.
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Post by Nr1Humanoid on Nov 13, 2021 17:24:57 GMT -5
I have said it before and will say it again; Vince McMahon should never be allowed within 50 feet of women, any of them.
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Post by Nr1Humanoid on Nov 13, 2021 11:30:38 GMT -5
Can we trust him not to dryhump the former Divas?
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Post by Nr1Humanoid on Nov 13, 2021 5:44:43 GMT -5
That match could not have made the faces (lumberjacks included) look dumber if they had tried.
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Post by Nr1Humanoid on Nov 12, 2021 9:46:00 GMT -5
I just finally got around to watching some clips of Smackdown and caught King Woods knighting Kofi with the words "your heart is true, you're a pal and a confidant". I have no idea if it was noticed in the live thread but I just wanted to take a moment to appreciate him cribbing lines from the Golden Girls theme song to honour his good friend Kofi. The man is a HUGE Golden Girls fan, so it's cool to hear he worked that part in from the song. Oh, how I wish I had known that when I met him.
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Post by Nr1Humanoid on Nov 11, 2021 13:14:20 GMT -5
That was the most illegible John Hancock in the history of the sport.
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Post by Nr1Humanoid on Nov 11, 2021 13:09:48 GMT -5
Like Jodie Foster in Contact I wished I was a poet when desribing Lio.
That ass do not hurt either.
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Post by Nr1Humanoid on Nov 11, 2021 13:03:54 GMT -5
I just want a clean win, no matter who comes out on top.
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Post by Nr1Humanoid on Nov 11, 2021 12:55:49 GMT -5
How sweet it was when ATT interrupted the fans singing Jericho's song.
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Post by Nr1Humanoid on Nov 7, 2021 13:24:43 GMT -5
Have I missed something, where is Don Callis lately?
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Post by Nr1Humanoid on Nov 4, 2021 16:07:27 GMT -5
Danielson vs. Miro is going to SLAP!! Literally.
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Post by Nr1Humanoid on Oct 31, 2021 3:16:02 GMT -5
Replace Kirk Douglas with his son Michael in his movies, deepfake style.
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