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Post by cart on Apr 17, 2008 17:52:31 GMT -5
what do you do if an elepahant comes through your window?? Start swimming. you can spell the eighth word of the joke different.
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Post by cart on Apr 17, 2008 17:49:50 GMT -5
ahh baseball and hockey, the two american sports i truely know nothing about.
does that other boy George Gillet own teams too then??
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Post by cart on Apr 17, 2008 17:47:06 GMT -5
im best suited for the era of orton.... no wait.... that era sucks.
posted this before i saw it already posted above, but still wanted to have my voice heard, big whoop wanna fight about it?
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Post by cart on Apr 17, 2008 17:45:40 GMT -5
What's the difference between sand and menstrual fluid? You can't gargle sand. awwwwwwwww man. thats nasty.
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Post by cart on Apr 17, 2008 17:44:36 GMT -5
I love the fact that Tom Hicks is now hated internationally. The bastard is already to cheap to make the Rangers any better. He won't spend much more on the Stars either. Yet he goes out and joins a group to get part ownership of a soccer/football team in England. Somebody needs to take all his teams away. Cheap SOB! who does he own the New York rangers and the Who/where Stars?? No offence to american crappers but I hate the way your sports teams are seen as franchises instead of clubs, thats maybe what the american owners of liverpool didn't understand. the club is the people that support it, not the team name.
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Post by cart on Apr 17, 2008 17:41:28 GMT -5
what do you do if an elepahant comes through your window??
Start swimming.
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Post by cart on Apr 17, 2008 17:40:05 GMT -5
Giant gonzalez.... then we teach him to wrestle.
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Post by cart on Apr 17, 2008 17:39:00 GMT -5
when is it bed time at neverland ranch?
when the big hand touches the little hand.
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Post by cart on Apr 17, 2008 17:37:45 GMT -5
as a united fan i find it pretty funny how when we got american owners liverpool fans gave us death, now your american owners are disrupting you boys big time.
Having said that, it annoyed me watching the hicks interview that a club the stature of liverpool is owned by a man who had to google jurgen klinnsman.
I have little love for the club, but I appreciate your history, and the noise at anfield, especially on european nights.
has the hicks charm offensive on sky sports news done anything for you?
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Post by cart on Apr 17, 2008 17:33:26 GMT -5
I need a laugh and i always get one on here, so if the jokes are as good as the photoshops get them rolling..
Whats the difference between the rolling stones and a scottish sheep farmer?
one says hey you get off my cloud.
the other says hey McCloud, get off my ewe.
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Post by cart on Apr 17, 2008 17:27:53 GMT -5
no you'll be glad to know that the boyo is working just dandy.... well it was the last time......ah the last time.... so very long ago.... You do realize that you don't need to be in an actual race to take the car out for a few laps, don't you? yeah but its best to keep it in the garage when the your horn isn't working...
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Post by cart on Apr 17, 2008 17:24:34 GMT -5
The last option on any given poll is always SNITSKY. If you fail to include this option, your poll is invalid, and will be subject to constant bitching about the lack of SNITSKY. this is the one thing that pisses me off about these boards, all the other fads i can take or leave, but this one gets on my tits i don't get it either but I like how it is now a mandatory requirement when posting a poll. just go with it dude.
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Post by cart on Apr 17, 2008 17:20:26 GMT -5
huh??? my what?
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Post by cart on Apr 17, 2008 17:17:28 GMT -5
basically Joe Perry is stalking Cart. And as soon as I saw the thread title I thought something bad had happened to your penis as well. no you'll be glad to know that the boyo is working just dandy.... well it was the last time......ah the last time.... so very long ago....
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Post by cart on Apr 17, 2008 17:16:16 GMT -5
What's a BFF? And I've never realised I almost always reply to your posts. Maybe its cause what you are saying appeals to me, moreso than other stuff said here? dude......are you coming on to me??? BFF = best friends forever...
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Post by cart on Apr 17, 2008 17:07:39 GMT -5
you gotta vote superman. Thats what i hate about him, he's superman. One on one, no cryponite involved, he is just better than everyone.
I hate him.
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Post by cart on Apr 17, 2008 17:05:31 GMT -5
I cant find the plug to even plug the bastard out and start it up again... I know where it is but i can't be arsed moving the tv cabinet.
And yeah the razor blade balls thing... wow... that would suck. Joe perry, you know i just realised that you almost always reply to my posts. you and the guy that has the japanese cartoon dude on his sig. does that mean we are BFF'S?
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Post by cart on Apr 17, 2008 17:01:55 GMT -5
Smurf being an swear word.
That kid with the glasses watching great kali
Jeff Harvey
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Post by cart on Apr 17, 2008 16:52:08 GMT -5
ok maybe a bit mellowdramatic but my sky plus is broke. It will only change channel if you go into a recorded programme and enter in the channel number from there. Its very annoying!
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Post by cart on Apr 17, 2008 8:55:10 GMT -5
Fabregas is quality in that gif.
Just a wee post to acknowledge the passing of George Bests Father Dickie Best. From his loins sprung a legend. I hope I have as potent a seed some day. Thanks Dickie, you will be missed.
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