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Mephisto
Why do wrestlers think that inernet fans don't get laid? anyone wanna cyber?
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Post by cart on Apr 17, 2008 17:33:26 GMT -5
I need a laugh and i always get one on here, so if the jokes are as good as the photoshops get them rolling..
Whats the difference between the rolling stones and a scottish sheep farmer?
one says hey you get off my cloud.
the other says hey McCloud, get off my ewe.
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icansleep
Don Corleone
Wasn't Hornswoggled
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Post by icansleep on Apr 17, 2008 17:35:38 GMT -5
What do you call a masturbating cow?
Beef strokin'-off.
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Spyke the Pacers Fan
El Dandy
Still hates himself for missing the last episode of Murder She Wrote
Go Indiana!
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Post by Spyke the Pacers Fan on Apr 17, 2008 17:36:02 GMT -5
An old standard...
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?
One is dangerous for kids to play with, the other holds groceries.
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Post by The Booty Disciple on Apr 17, 2008 17:37:09 GMT -5
Two cannibals are eating a clown. After a few bites, one looks at the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?"
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Post by Insomniac on Apr 17, 2008 17:37:44 GMT -5
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Mephisto
Why do wrestlers think that inernet fans don't get laid? anyone wanna cyber?
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Post by cart on Apr 17, 2008 17:39:00 GMT -5
when is it bed time at neverland ranch?
when the big hand touches the little hand.
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icansleep
Don Corleone
Wasn't Hornswoggled
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Post by icansleep on Apr 17, 2008 17:39:25 GMT -5
What's the difference between a fat chick and a washing machine?
A washing machine doesn't fall in love with you after the first load.
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Spyke the Pacers Fan
El Dandy
Still hates himself for missing the last episode of Murder She Wrote
Go Indiana!
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Post by Spyke the Pacers Fan on Apr 17, 2008 17:39:45 GMT -5
larf Speaking of sports, I think baseball terminology is inaccurate. Hell, a guy with 4 balls can't walk!
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Mephisto
Why do wrestlers think that inernet fans don't get laid? anyone wanna cyber?
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Post by cart on Apr 17, 2008 17:41:28 GMT -5
what do you do if an elepahant comes through your window??
Start swimming.
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icansleep
Don Corleone
Wasn't Hornswoggled
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Post by icansleep on Apr 17, 2008 17:43:14 GMT -5
What's the difference between sand and menstrual fluid?
You can't gargle sand.
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The Ichi
Patti Mayonnaise
AGGRESSIVE Executive Janitor of the Third Floor Manager's Bathroom
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Post by The Ichi on Apr 17, 2008 17:44:48 GMT -5
what do you do if an elepahant comes through your window?? Start swimming.
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Mephisto
Why do wrestlers think that inernet fans don't get laid? anyone wanna cyber?
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Post by cart on Apr 17, 2008 17:45:40 GMT -5
What's the difference between sand and menstrual fluid? You can't gargle sand. awwwwwwwww man. thats nasty.
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Post by Silent Brad on Apr 17, 2008 17:46:26 GMT -5
See, there were these two guys in a lunatic asylum... and one night... one night they decide they don’t like living in an asylum any more. They decide they’re going to escape! So like they get up on to the roof, and there, just across the narrow gap, they see the rooftops of the town, stretching away in moon light... stretching away to freedom.
Now the first guy he jumps right across with no problem. But his friend, his friend daren’t make the leap. Y’see he’s afraid of falling... So then the first guy has an idea. He says “Hey! I have my flash light with me. I will shine it across the gap between the buildings. You can walk across the beam and join me.” But the second guy just shakes his head. He says... he says “What do you think I am, crazy? You would turn it off when I was half way across."
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Hank Scorpio
Sammich Bogart
It's always the same and it's always different.
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Post by Rube on Apr 17, 2008 17:50:49 GMT -5
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?
A dead poodle with an 18 inch asshole.
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Post by Insomniac on Apr 17, 2008 17:51:37 GMT -5
So this family walks into a talent agency...
...
Actually, nevermind.
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Mephisto
Why do wrestlers think that inernet fans don't get laid? anyone wanna cyber?
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Post by cart on Apr 17, 2008 17:52:31 GMT -5
what do you do if an elepahant comes through your window?? Start swimming. you can spell the eighth word of the joke different.
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Post by maxx420 on Apr 17, 2008 17:55:59 GMT -5
My friends think I'm addicted to brake fluid, but I can stop any time I want to.
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Why do wrestlers think that inernet fans don't get laid? anyone wanna cyber?
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Post by cart on Apr 17, 2008 18:28:06 GMT -5
Seamus comes home from a safari trip in africa in the pub he tells his friends about his experience with a silverback gorilla.
"it was amazing," says the man, "until the gorilla saw we were watching." The gorilla saw me, came over to me, grabbed me by the collar, took me behind a bush and began to make love to me in a very rough manner." the mans friends were stunned, saying nothing until paddy piped up. "Did he hurt you."
"very much," said Seamus.
"He doesn't call, he doesn't write......................"
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Bill S. Preston, Esq.
But ... why is all the rum gone?
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Post by Grendel on Apr 17, 2008 18:39:47 GMT -5
See, there were these two guys in a lunatic asylum... and one night... one night they decide they don’t like living in an asylum any more. They decide they’re going to escape! So like they get up on to the roof, and there, just across the narrow gap, they see the rooftops of the town, stretching away in moon light... stretching away to freedom. Now the first guy he jumps right across with no problem. But his friend, his friend daren’t make the leap. Y’see he’s afraid of falling... So then the first guy has an idea. He says “Hey! I have my flash light with me. I will shine it across the gap between the buildings. You can walk across the beam and join me.” But the second guy just shakes his head. He says... he says “What do you think I am, crazy? You would turn it off when I was half way across." Ah, Bravo. That one is a classic. If I had one of those applauding .gif thingies, , it would be put right here.
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Why do wrestlers think that inernet fans don't get laid? anyone wanna cyber?
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Post by cart on Apr 17, 2008 18:40:35 GMT -5
See, there were these two guys in a lunatic asylum... and one night... one night they decide they don’t like living in an asylum any more. They decide they’re going to escape! So like they get up on to the roof, and there, just across the narrow gap, they see the rooftops of the town, stretching away in moon light... stretching away to freedom. Now the first guy he jumps right across with no problem. But his friend, his friend daren’t make the leap. Y’see he’s afraid of falling... So then the first guy has an idea. He says “Hey! I have my flash light with me. I will shine it across the gap between the buildings. You can walk across the beam and join me.” But the second guy just shakes his head. He says... he says “What do you think I am, crazy? You would turn it off when I was half way across." Ah, Bravo. That one is a classic. If I had one of those applauding .gif thingies, , it would be put right here. how do you get gifs on here as a sig anyway?
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