Squirrel Master
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Post by Squirrel Master on Dec 28, 2023 20:50:38 GMT -5
Gold Cadillac + Hitman license plate = Gangster!
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Squirrel Master
Hank Scorpio
"Then the Squirrel Master came out of left field and told me I'm his bitch!"
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Post by Squirrel Master on Dec 27, 2023 16:22:31 GMT -5
I think of young stupid Scott being beaten senseless inside a limo by Doom and dumped onto the street with an eggplant 🍆 shiner on his eye
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Squirrel Master
Hank Scorpio
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Post by Squirrel Master on Dec 27, 2023 16:14:03 GMT -5
Maybe this happened in Global when the rookie was working under a mask as The Handsome Stranger? Perhaps Harley Race worked a house show or two for GCW as a favor to someone?
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Squirrel Master
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Post by Squirrel Master on Dec 26, 2023 13:59:26 GMT -5
Bret Hart was never given the chance to mix it up with jam master El Dandy! Nor did Bret ever get to excellently execute Psicosis, the high flyer of the highest magnitude!
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Squirrel Master
Hank Scorpio
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Post by Squirrel Master on Dec 24, 2023 14:30:49 GMT -5
This notion eventually comes to all good bullies. As much as he has fun slapping around Little Mike, GUNTHER has come to respect the goof-child who stupidly refuses to stay down as he cries out “Please sir, may I have another?”
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Squirrel Master
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Post by Squirrel Master on Dec 21, 2023 3:27:04 GMT -5
As rookies, Lex Luger and Undertaker faced Bruiser Brody. Guess who won…
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Squirrel Master
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Post by Squirrel Master on Dec 21, 2023 3:19:50 GMT -5
My original username here was UWF circa 1986
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Squirrel Master
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Post by Squirrel Master on Dec 19, 2023 23:54:04 GMT -5
I think the announcer Manny guy got canned right after the Buddy Rydell In Your House. You can hear Vince visibly upset and Manny doesn't last long after that, if at all. But it was another attempt by Vince to replace Fink with a younger, I guess to Vince better looking guy. And of course it failed. WCW seemed full of obscure guys on their PPVs during the entire run. Even Doug Gilbert in a singles match with Muta at Wrestle War 89 is obscure. He never did another major PPV again, except Rumble 96 where Vince and Perfect were totally confused and probably only made War because of his brother. I heard Pat Patterson booked the rumbles so I guess he added Doug. Perfect seemed like he "kind of" knew why Doug was supposed to be there but even Vince seemed confused. I loved that Muta vs. Gilbert match at Wrestle War ‘89, Gilbert made Muta look like a rising star. I heard it was supposed to be Junkyard Dog, who either didn't want to do the job for Muta or perhaps pulled from the show for not being in any shape to perform.
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Post by Squirrel Master on Dec 19, 2023 23:41:31 GMT -5
In my youth I was fortunate to see the British Bulldogs in action at MSG many times, so that’s my preference.
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Post by Squirrel Master on Dec 19, 2023 12:09:39 GMT -5
1989 funk vs 1989 randy savage sounds like the greatest thing ever. Now I'm longing for a match that never happened lol Yeah, came here to say this. '88 or '89. Funk would have been a great opponent for WWF Champion Megapowers Macho. If Terry Funk were holding JCP gold, this would have been an epic main event for an inter-promotional card. I could see Funk winning it too, as he was in the best shape of his life circa 1989.
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Squirrel Master
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Post by Squirrel Master on Dec 19, 2023 12:01:58 GMT -5
They are ready so lets give them props! Long title reigns are the norm these days, and the Creeds are seemingly unbeatable (absent shenanigans).
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Post by Squirrel Master on Dec 18, 2023 16:56:00 GMT -5
Methinks it was gonna be Snitsky and Maria but Big Show just HAD to cockblock!
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Post by Squirrel Master on Dec 18, 2023 0:02:28 GMT -5
Rock vs. Disco was actually a thing in 1980s Brooklyn, it was the catalyst for many street fights when I was a kid; we Rockers hated those Guidos and our battle cry was "Disco Sucks!'
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Squirrel Master
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Post by Squirrel Master on Dec 17, 2023 23:57:16 GMT -5
I liked Dark Journey with her freakish Missing Link
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Post by Squirrel Master on Dec 15, 2023 18:43:17 GMT -5
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Post by Squirrel Master on Dec 14, 2023 23:12:22 GMT -5
Strap the rocket jet pack on the back of Commander Azeez!
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Post by Squirrel Master on Dec 14, 2023 22:53:03 GMT -5
Well, to be fair it is hot under those lights.
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Post by Squirrel Master on Dec 13, 2023 0:27:00 GMT -5
On WWF Superstars, Tito Santana vs. Iron Mike Sharpe had two commercial advertisement breaks; we were all annoyed by this precedent.
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Post by Squirrel Master on Dec 12, 2023 23:20:38 GMT -5
I sat ringside at a WCW house show at the Theater at MSG (formerly known as the Felt Forum) …the main event was WCW Champion Randy Savage vs. Ric Flair with Bruno Sammartino as guest referee.
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Post by Squirrel Master on Dec 12, 2023 22:57:09 GMT -5
All matches involving Terry and/or Dory Funk vs. Bruiser Brody and/or Stan Hansen
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