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Post by Tyfo on Jun 23, 2011 18:47:41 GMT -5
I've waited forever to hear the NBA Draft started with Stern announcing the NBA Champion Dallas Mavericks!!!
And now it has to be at the most underwhelming draft I've personally watched. But, I'll watch anyway.
It just feels like this is going to be a draft of role players, bench help, and specialists. I see no "superstars" in the bunch. Not a one. Maybe I'm wrong though.
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Post by Tyfo on Jun 22, 2011 23:09:43 GMT -5
I GOT GOT BY LITTLE JIMMY!!!
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Post by Tyfo on Jun 22, 2011 14:15:44 GMT -5
Mavericks, Hawks, and Magic are reportedly working on a deal Mavs Would Get: Marvin Williams and Jameer Nelson Hawks Would Get: Rodrigue Beaubois, Brendan Haywood, Daniel Orton, and Picks Magic Would Get: Josh Smith and Kirk Hinrich. Now this is a rumor that I got from realgm (which was reported on twitter) so take it as a grain of salt. The Knicks are also prepared to get the 30th pick from Chicago for Bill Walker and cash. The names the Knicks are linked to are Andrew Goudelock, Julyan Stone, Darius Morris and Brad Wannamaker (likely Morris). I'm really really not interested in trading Roddy. And what purpose exactly would we have for Marvin Williams? To make a bigger logjam with Marion, Butler, etc? Because if we move Haywood, that will free up a lot of money to re-sign Butler, Stevenson, etc.
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Post by Tyfo on Jun 21, 2011 21:24:50 GMT -5
Teddy Long can make 2 decisions.
1) Interrupt opening segment to book obvious match.
or
2) Come out after interference has caused a DQ to book an obvious tag team match.
If Taker was still around there would be....
3) Book heel who angers Long in a match with the Undertaker.
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Post by Tyfo on Jun 20, 2011 1:58:02 GMT -5
Maybe it's the start of a new referee's strike angle!!!
This time, I hope it's black ref who decides to not strike and keep working. But when the other refs try to jump him, he just kicks all their asses!
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Post by Tyfo on Jun 19, 2011 22:10:59 GMT -5
Frankie Kazarian > Morty McFly I guess we know who Ahmed Johnson's return feud would be with.
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Post by Tyfo on Jun 19, 2011 12:07:41 GMT -5
Randy Orton-Fredrick Hinson And of course he would still be refereed to as a 3rd generation Orton!
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Post by Tyfo on Jun 17, 2011 20:16:45 GMT -5
During the Finals, free agent Kenyon Martin wrote on Twitter, "What’s y’all think about me in a Mavs jersey next year!! Just a thought people." K-Mart averaged 8.6 points and 6.2 rebounds last season, battling chronic knee issues all along, and will likely find a role providing frontcourt support for a veteran contender. He made $90 million in the past seven years and should be willing to settle for around the veterans' minimum. Source: Denver Post Would be a decent backup for Dirk. But I'm honestly more concerned with getting Chandler, Butler, Barea, and Stevenson re-signed before thinking about adding others. But if you come here, leave Momma and sister Martin at home!
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Post by Tyfo on Jun 17, 2011 18:55:54 GMT -5
Someone told me that Colin Cowherd actually said that the Mavericks will go down as one of the most forgettable champions in history.
As if I needed more reasons to hate that assbag.
Maybe if he pulled his f***ing head out of LeBron James' ass every once in a while, he would notice that not only did we win 57 games in the SUPERIOR conference, not only did we beat a hot Portland team heading into the postseason, not only did we SWEEP the defending back to back NBA Champions, not only did we defeat the NBA's leading scorer and his band of merry youngsters, but we took down the supposedly unbeatable Big 3 in the finals.
Is that forgettable?
Sorry Colin that we aren't the Lakers or Heat or Celtics or whoever the hell else ESPN gets their panties in a bunch over these days. But forgettable? I don't think so.
I don't think people will "forget" about a couple of future hall of famers, Dirk Nowitzki and Jason Kidd finally getting their first championship rings and cementing their legacies. Because God knows you'd be one of the guys all over their ass if they didn't get one about how they are tainted.
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Post by Tyfo on Jun 15, 2011 15:46:54 GMT -5
No! I'm not being Shannon!
What do you expect, I'm the Shaman of Sexy, people wouldn't believe I'm Shannon Moore.
I'm the Chick Magnet! He wears makeup!
Shannon Moore doesn't have abs like I do, look at these. Shannon doesn't have these.
Nobody wants to be Shannon.
Shannon Moore doesn't even want to be Shannon Moore.
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Post by Tyfo on Jun 14, 2011 20:06:40 GMT -5
Like I said at the beginning of this season, Titus is going to win solely because of Hornswoggle being his pro. Hornswoggle is the only pro on that show that (for whatever ungodly reason) is over with the crowds. So Titus automatically wins any "fan vote/crowd pick" type competitions just because of that.
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Post by Tyfo on Jun 14, 2011 7:14:00 GMT -5
When you make more 3-pointers in the NBA Finals than the almighty LeBron, you have a right to boast. DeShawn Stevenson has every right to talk smack about the Heat. He, like a lot of us, had it up to here with the media's wet dream team. Yes, but coming from DeShawn Stevenson, it's like the pot calling the kettle black. If Dirk or Terry wants to talk some smack, they'd be entitled to. But Stevenson's even more classless than LeBron. Is he? I haven't heard DeShawn Stevenson telling all the fans that boo him that they still have to wake up to their usual miserable lives tomorrow, while he's still rich.
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Post by Tyfo on Jun 13, 2011 17:28:38 GMT -5
The releases from today were all a work aimed at the internet fans.
Michael Tarver will lead a new group of Jacob Novak, Buck Dixon, Buddy Stetcher, Ethan Levin, and Tough Enough runner-up Luke Robinson. They attack from the crowd and take out Stone Cold Steve Austin.
You heard it here first!!
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Post by Tyfo on Jun 13, 2011 17:23:56 GMT -5
If anything, I hope they start the show with it. I don't want to sit through two hours and 45 minutes of blandy bland to have something awesome happen in the end after I fall asleep/turn it off. I loved how last year, they gave us possibly the worst f***ing show of all time for about 2 hours and 55 minutes, then end it with the best angle in YEARS.
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Post by Tyfo on Jun 13, 2011 17:19:46 GMT -5
It used to be Mr. McMahon getting killed or maimed in some fashion. Then last year we got the Nexus.
Who knows, but hopefully they do something interesting instead of the same old, same old.
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Post by Tyfo on Jun 13, 2011 14:17:35 GMT -5
Do the Bumpesses' still live next door?
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Post by Tyfo on Jun 13, 2011 13:07:36 GMT -5
DeShawn Stevenson's shirt from last night..... If you can't tell, it says, "Hey LeBron! How's My Dirk Taste" I will take 30.
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Post by Tyfo on Jun 13, 2011 12:49:11 GMT -5
I love that move. Kevin Nash and Sean Waltman aren't yes men who will just love every clone that's sent down to them. We all know they are more then willing to let Vince know that someone sucks.
Plus both are very smart and I trust them more then what's currently in place down there.
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Post by Tyfo on Jun 13, 2011 12:31:23 GMT -5
Cleveland mayor, Frank G. Jackson, has offered the Dallas Mavericks a parade in his city. Thanks, but no thanks. I get the feeling that when we play our game in Cleveland next season, we're going to get a long standing ovation from the crowd. Which will then turn to sadness when we beat the Cavs by like 30.
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Post by Tyfo on Jun 13, 2011 12:25:08 GMT -5
And it's that time once again for Tyler Reks to head back down to his bunker.
With him being drafted to Raw though and not being seen since, I get the feeling that he's about to get "Palumbo'd"
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