King Ghidorah
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On Probation for Charges of two counts of Saxual Music.
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Post by King Ghidorah on May 25, 2014 21:12:01 GMT -5
She was on Conan with a suit on and her shirt wasn't tucked in, why is she doing this to me damn it. She's out of the f***ing top 5, congrats Sarah Silverman 1. Amanda Bynes 2. Alyson Court 3. Megyn Price 4. Melissa Joan Heart 5. Sarah Silverman Look at this shit, *throws a chair* Top 5 WHITE women or Top 5 women? The former
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King Ghidorah
El Dandy
On Probation for Charges of two counts of Saxual Music.
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Post by King Ghidorah on May 25, 2014 7:47:16 GMT -5
She was on Conan with a suit on and her shirt wasn't tucked in, why is she doing this to me damn it. She's out of the f***ing top 5, congrats Sarah Silverman 1. Amanda Bynes 2. Alyson Court 3. Megyn Price 4. Melissa Joan Heart 5. Sarah Silverman Look at this shit, *throws a chair*
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King Ghidorah
El Dandy
On Probation for Charges of two counts of Saxual Music.
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Post by King Ghidorah on May 24, 2014 13:22:15 GMT -5
Oh I got another one. I hooked up with this chick a few times and the first time we f***ed it was a horrible experience and the 2nd time it wasn't any better. It turned out she has an issue with dryness and it was the most painful experience I've ever had. From that day forward she was forever known as Death Valley Diana amongst my friends and I. Hmmmmmmm, MAYbe, the issue with the dryness wasn't with her my brother, did you stimulate the clit? now before you answer that tell me the easiest way to watch all the Arrow episodes
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King Ghidorah
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On Probation for Charges of two counts of Saxual Music.
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Post by King Ghidorah on May 24, 2014 12:36:53 GMT -5
Yea....
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King Ghidorah
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On Probation for Charges of two counts of Saxual Music.
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Post by King Ghidorah on May 24, 2014 6:12:23 GMT -5
Your sentence is a familiar phrase to me eyes. If you're ever gonna get the jump on Ghidorah, race is the easiest way to get it done. Now let me censor these messages
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King Ghidorah
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On Probation for Charges of two counts of Saxual Music.
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Post by King Ghidorah on May 24, 2014 5:39:25 GMT -5
Dude once told me he was going to lick my ass if I beat him in Marvel vs capcom 3 again, in fact, I got a lot of hate messages from MVC3, I need to find them
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King Ghidorah
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On Probation for Charges of two counts of Saxual Music.
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Post by King Ghidorah on May 24, 2014 5:35:57 GMT -5
I once called someone the N word. To be fair
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King Ghidorah
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On Probation for Charges of two counts of Saxual Music.
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Post by King Ghidorah on May 23, 2014 12:36:28 GMT -5
How come the bar is only serving lunchables
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King Ghidorah
El Dandy
On Probation for Charges of two counts of Saxual Music.
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Post by King Ghidorah on May 23, 2014 0:48:46 GMT -5
Ban me from Amazon will you? Right after they put up all the HBO shit on prime? Man you and I are gonna fight. Hey man, I got no beef with you. I heard Hulu Plus was.....yea
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King Ghidorah
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On Probation for Charges of two counts of Saxual Music.
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Post by King Ghidorah on May 23, 2014 0:05:50 GMT -5
Aside from this place of course, how is it FAN? No more YouTube? No more porntube? What website is gone from your life now. Apparently I won't be able to check Twitter ever again, didn't want to anyway...
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King Ghidorah
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On Probation for Charges of two counts of Saxual Music.
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Post by King Ghidorah on May 22, 2014 14:02:20 GMT -5
HA, they were... {Spoiler} You sly cow
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King Ghidorah
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On Probation for Charges of two counts of Saxual Music.
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Post by King Ghidorah on May 22, 2014 13:57:15 GMT -5
Wow, can you imagine how big her breast must have been to smuggle 2k worth of school kid cash a day. {Spoiler} Hmmmm, I don't know
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King Ghidorah
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On Probation for Charges of two counts of Saxual Music.
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Post by King Ghidorah on May 22, 2014 13:38:48 GMT -5
Today I got the to uncrate 10 cage fulls of bees. My manger tripped into one of the cages, and got stung multiple times. In any case, he cried, been a while since I've seen a grown man sob. I have never been stung in my life, have you ever felt the sting FAN? The bees in question {Spoiler}
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King Ghidorah
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On Probation for Charges of two counts of Saxual Music.
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Post by King Ghidorah on May 22, 2014 3:55:48 GMT -5
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King Ghidorah
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On Probation for Charges of two counts of Saxual Music.
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Post by King Ghidorah on May 21, 2014 13:46:55 GMT -5
I should have known, I got this from my brother, he's the daily mail of Twitter
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King Ghidorah
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On Probation for Charges of two counts of Saxual Music.
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Post by King Ghidorah on May 21, 2014 13:38:56 GMT -5
Oh dear god I hope she takes those people to the woodshed with law suits. Then let me ask you *and FAN* a question, would you eat the herp Mcchicken to get a fat law suit check from McDonald's? Cause she getting paid.....but herpes
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King Ghidorah
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On Probation for Charges of two counts of Saxual Music.
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Post by King Ghidorah on May 21, 2014 13:29:26 GMT -5
{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Picture of the clap and mchicken}
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King Ghidorah
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On Probation for Charges of two counts of Saxual Music.
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Post by King Ghidorah on May 21, 2014 7:16:02 GMT -5
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King Ghidorah
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On Probation for Charges of two counts of Saxual Music.
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Post by King Ghidorah on May 21, 2014 3:59:51 GMT -5
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King Ghidorah
El Dandy
On Probation for Charges of two counts of Saxual Music.
How Absurd
Posts: 8,330
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Post by King Ghidorah on May 20, 2014 10:05:04 GMT -5
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