The Sam
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Post by The Sam on Apr 4, 2016 23:34:32 GMT -5
Selling his injuries. He's not as cool or as strong as Shane so he needs to rest his weak, baby body.
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Post by The Sam on Apr 4, 2016 23:31:54 GMT -5
Don't treat him like a good guy, Don't treat him like a bad guy, Don't treat him like you know him, Treat him for just who and what he is.
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Post by The Sam on Apr 4, 2016 23:28:44 GMT -5
This is the laziest foreign heel gimmick of all time. "It's beautiful here, not like where you're from." That's it, that was the extent of their heeling. HOW DARE THEY SAY THAT ABOUT THE S*** HOLE I LIVE IN!!!!! (smashes computer in anger) Watch these dudes win the tag titles on their re-debut. At a house show. Again.
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Post by The Sam on Apr 4, 2016 20:09:04 GMT -5
December to Dismember was about 90 minutes or so
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Post by The Sam on Apr 4, 2016 18:23:19 GMT -5
People spray painted "TOY STORY 2 WAS OK" on local businesses
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Post by The Sam on Apr 3, 2016 10:01:24 GMT -5
"Robo-Big Show powering down. Must refill tear duct canisters. Beep boop!"
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Post by The Sam on Apr 3, 2016 3:19:53 GMT -5
Suleiman the Magnificent IV: The Shadow of God
"Suleiman looked back on those heady days, and wondered how his victories had all turned to ash...
After the Battle of Mohács, Suleiman found himself quickly pulled into the politics of western Europe. The Queen Mother of France asked him to intercede for her in a quarrel with the King of Spain, and the Austrian Hapsburgs had claimed Hungary as their own territory despite his recent victory there. The Hungarians, meanwhile, had elected their own king John Zápolya and refused to acknowledge the Austrians. Suleiman decided to settle the matter by marching with his armies again, and found Zápolya a willing ally. Bad weather slowed his advance and cut his numbers, but he nonetheless took Buda by storm and made an example out of the Austrians they found there. When they got to Vienna, however, they found that the city had been fortified and reinforced by several European nations. Though Suleiman offered a king's ransom to the first man over the walls of Vienna, his troops just couldn't push through. The arrival of winter forced him to withdraw the siege, unsuccessful. He pretend to consider it a victory, but he knew that this defeat meant he'd never be able to acquire the European empire he had dreamed about. Besides, he was growing older, and the question of succession weighed heavy on his mind. By tradition, only one of his sons would be allowed to live and inherit the throne, but he couldn't bear the thought of his beloved Roxelana forced to watch her sons die. Especially considering his most likely heir, Mustafa, wasn't a son of Roxelana's at all. The quandary weighed heavy on him."
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Post by The Sam on Apr 1, 2016 1:27:43 GMT -5
Your shoe lace is untied...
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Post by The Sam on Apr 1, 2016 1:21:22 GMT -5
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Post by The Sam on Mar 30, 2016 8:56:11 GMT -5
If I had to be associated with and voice that sexist claptrap I'd be cross. But would you feel ashamed over your words and deeds?
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Post by The Sam on Mar 29, 2016 10:21:28 GMT -5
Wyatt got so bummed out about not being booked for Mania, his hair dreadlocked. Good to see Rowan wore his limited edition Wyatt Family decoder tm ring to the photo shoot.
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Post by The Sam on Mar 29, 2016 9:25:31 GMT -5
Takeover, then RAW, then that indy show i'm going to this weekend, then that Fresh Prince marathon on Netflix i'm planning, then watching grass grow, then Wrestlemania.
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Post by The Sam on Mar 29, 2016 1:00:59 GMT -5
BECAUSE THAT'S HOW HE TALKS!! HAVEN'T YOU SEEN HIS MOVIES?? THEY ATE HIM...A f***ING SHARK ATE HIM!! DRINK BITCH!!! /DaveChappelle JUICE! THAT WAS A GOOD ONE!
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Post by The Sam on Mar 29, 2016 0:32:37 GMT -5
LOUD NOISES!!
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Post by The Sam on Mar 29, 2016 0:31:11 GMT -5
The Battle of Kursk IV: Control of the Eastern Front
"German divisions had not expected the level of resistance they met from the Soviets, and their planned advance was behind schedule. At the same time, the Soviets were concerned by the breaches in their first level of defense and by the Tiger tanks which so decisively outgunned their T-34. Fighting on the north side of the Kursk salient came to focus on the small Russian town of Ponyri, where the Germans saw an opportunity to break through and encircle the Soviet defenders. But every time they took control, the Soviets countered and took it back, until finally it became clear that they would never hold Ponyri and could only hope to divert troops from reinforcing the Soviet line elsewhere. But in the south, General Vatutin of the USSR had come up with a clever strategy: he literally buried his T-34 tanks up to the turrets, making them fortified anti-tank guns whose small profile negated the range advantage of the Tiger. His methods were extremely effective, but the Germans continued to fight forward inch by bloody inch. The Soviets needed to hold until reinforcements arrived. An attempted counterattack failed, but managed to slow the Germans, as did the sudden arrival of rainy weather that bogged down their materiel. In the midst of this, the brutal war criminals in the SS Division fought on with a ferocity best exemplified by Joachim Krüger, who once ripped off his pants to escape a smoke grenade and charged bare-assed at a Russian tank. But this wild back and forth could not continue. On July 12, 1943, the Germans sought a decisive outcome through a hard push at Prokhorovka. They did not get it, and the tides quickly turned against them. The Allies invaded Sicily, pressuring Hitler. He gave the command to withdraw the troops at Kursk, over his commanders' objections. His general, Erich von Manstein, attempted one final assault just as Stalin's long-planned counterattack rolled out in full force. The Soviets routed the Germans and collapsed their Eastern Front. Over the course of the war, they continued to push the German forces back - all the way to Berlin in 1945."
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Post by The Sam on Mar 28, 2016 23:25:06 GMT -5
"Week of Matt" begins April 3rd
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Post by The Sam on Mar 27, 2016 23:46:31 GMT -5
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Post by The Sam on Mar 27, 2016 23:33:29 GMT -5
Have you ever been over to a friends house to eat and the food just aint no good? I mean, the macaroni is soggy, the peas are mushed and the chicken tastes like wood?
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Post by The Sam on Mar 27, 2016 21:10:20 GMT -5
What's the difference between a wristlock and a wristwatch?
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Post by The Sam on Mar 27, 2016 7:52:28 GMT -5
I'm more perturbed that Big Show uses more Just for Men on his goatee than Shane does on his entire head. Well, could be worse. Could be this. He looks like a thumb
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