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Post by Baixo Astral on Jul 25, 2011 13:44:12 GMT -5
Triple H feels bad for giving him his stutter and makes Goldy his right hand man. I can dream, can't I? Haha, came in to post this. It'd be hysterical if Triple H's regime was guys from the attitude era. Mr. Morley and Mr. Runnels?
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Post by Baixo Astral on Jul 25, 2011 13:15:36 GMT -5
"What happened to worms, eh? Used to see worm casts everywhere, now they're all gone. Must have fed on Skips and white dog poo, eh? Packet of salt and shake. Wheeltappers and Shunters Club, eh? THE PAST, EH! THE F***ING PAST, EH!?" *Flair flops into a paddling pool full of Um Bongo and copies of Razzle that some kids found in a box down at t'bottom of Cobb Hill, outside that old haunted house what smells like Deep Heat*
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Post by Baixo Astral on Jul 25, 2011 13:03:04 GMT -5
I'll hope for a Raw match but honestly it'll probably only be a Dark Match or Superstars. To be fair I think even Goldust would admit he looks out of place in todays WWE. I mean when you line up Jack Swagger, Ziggler, Barrett, Orton, Christian, Cena, Miz and then Goldust. Something just isn't right. Yeah - some of them have roles on the main show, when Golddust is better.
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Post by Baixo Astral on Jul 25, 2011 12:44:37 GMT -5
1996 -
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Post by Baixo Astral on Jul 25, 2011 11:54:09 GMT -5
4-100 - even the slightest misstep. The slightest show of weakness from Punk, or the chance of HHH, or anyone that's not Danielson, getting slightly over on him.
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Post by Baixo Astral on Jul 25, 2011 11:20:26 GMT -5
Correction - just read it more closely. She's cuckoo, time to put her out to pasture.
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Post by Baixo Astral on Jul 25, 2011 11:17:13 GMT -5
Good for her... if it makes her feel better to give her nothing character a backstory, that's great, and maybe it'll help her out on TV, if she gets to portray it. To me, however, it smacks of Tony Anthony giving TL Hopper a complicated backstory about how his princess girlfriend was kidnapped by a big lizard, and he was training as a wrestler, using plumbing skills, in order to find out how to jump on some mushrooms and save her.
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Post by Baixo Astral on Jul 25, 2011 11:05:10 GMT -5
I thought it would be nice to have a thread to toss in random thoughts, without having to start a new thread for any nonsensical stuff that comes into your head.
I was talking to my wife last night, and trying to remember the Seven Dwarves' names - I got Sneezy, Dopey, Bashful (after a while), Sleepy, Grumpy, Doc (was he a medical doctor?), and... Fat. Yeah. Fat.
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Post by Baixo Astral on Jul 25, 2011 11:03:10 GMT -5
I'm at work - what can I say, I'm good at my job. I've done everything possible to do here, and am waiting for new tasks.
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Post by Baixo Astral on Jul 25, 2011 10:52:16 GMT -5
well I want em all on my TV, when they're ready/accustomed to the "WWE style": KOW Colt Rollins Xavier Orlov Ambrose Steamboat cmon Vince & Trips!! See, some of the guys need little more than a press (KOW, Colt), some need a couple of rinse cycles (Rollins, Xavier, Orlov), and others need a full steam clean and starching (Ambrose), to get rid of the CZW.
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LMFUSO
Jul 25, 2011 10:05:45 GMT -5
Post by Baixo Astral on Jul 25, 2011 10:05:45 GMT -5
Would had been better than their first gimmick of wearing Bill Cosby sweaters. If WWE brings back Rikishi to manage them, I can see them doing that gimmick. It worked for Too Cool. "The Tag Titles mean nothing, compared to the Pudding Cups!"
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LMFUSO
Jul 25, 2011 9:56:28 GMT -5
Post by Baixo Astral on Jul 25, 2011 9:56:28 GMT -5
If this were 1999, they'd already be LMFUSO. That's right, Russo would have repackaged them as a dance duo from 12 years in the future. He was just that damned good.
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Post by Baixo Astral on Jul 25, 2011 9:27:57 GMT -5
Yeah, I'm doubting that Colt is going to be anything above the midcard, excepting if he gets to do much stuff with Punk. He is a good hand, but comedy will only get you so far, and he's not good enough in any other department to be in the upper card. Absolutely. not everyone is made to main event and there's no shame in having a long career as a midcarder who gets occasional shots at the US/IC/Tag titles, I mean, Matt Hardy and his crew made a lot of money from that role. Colt is a guy they need to make others look good, his chunky physique will make the guys sculpted like a greek god stand out when in the ring with him and if they have a talented, serious guy who needs a shot of personality to help get/stay over, Colt could be that guy, just like Santino, Rico and Al Snow before him. I could see Colt as a great 'friend' character, as he has been for Punk in the past. Also, he'd be a great tag partner, especially for people to turn on him. He can definitely get sympathy, as a goofball who can get serious, like Generico.
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Post by Baixo Astral on Jul 25, 2011 9:16:35 GMT -5
all your bases are belong to us. That it took this long for this to be posted makes me feel old.
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Post by Baixo Astral on Jul 25, 2011 9:10:09 GMT -5
Man, I hope not - some time down in FCW, getting TV ready, obviously doesn't hurt. They're TV ready now. Tyler Black was, and he's been in FCW far longer than he needs to. All I'm saying is that I haven't heard of anyone of quality suffering from time in FCW - the only problem is getting stuck down there for too long. Tyler Black was comically far from TV ready, he needed polish in about a million different areas. Haven't seen any Seth Rollins stuff, but I guarantee that if/when he gets his shot, he'll have improved a bunch. 2010 Tyler Black would have done nothing in WWE.
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Post by Baixo Astral on Jul 25, 2011 9:03:04 GMT -5
That's not a little down, mang, that's "you need to talk to someone" down.
You need to talk to someone.
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Post by Baixo Astral on Jul 25, 2011 8:57:07 GMT -5
Is it true that Ryder is changing his name to Broseph Broski?
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Post by Baixo Astral on Jul 25, 2011 8:54:06 GMT -5
The "I Can't Believe it's Pro Wrestling" school? Gator must've buttered a few people up to get him in there.
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Post by Baixo Astral on Jul 25, 2011 8:52:51 GMT -5
Hully gee, that's painful.
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LMFUSO
Jul 25, 2011 8:25:11 GMT -5
Post by Baixo Astral on Jul 25, 2011 8:25:11 GMT -5
Strike whilst the iron is hot - repackage the Usos as LMFUSO - they've got the look, they've got the moves, they could have the music, and everyday... they could be shufflin' their way toward the gold.
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