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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Nov 8, 2016 0:10:50 GMT -5
Do you know The Muffin Man? The Muffin Man?
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Nov 7, 2016 20:13:56 GMT -5
Do you like wheel of fortune? Yeah, it's Alright.
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Nov 7, 2016 19:38:28 GMT -5
Not what it's cracked up to be.
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Nov 7, 2016 19:20:08 GMT -5
Do you represent the lollypop guild? No, sir, I do not.
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Nov 7, 2016 19:19:43 GMT -5
Why does it sting when I pee? Because you have gonorrhea. What killed the dinosaurs?
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Nov 7, 2016 19:16:30 GMT -5
How much time have you got? We're going to be here for a while. How much does dis fella weigh? 273 lbs.
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Nov 7, 2016 19:15:13 GMT -5
'Titanic' is probably my favorite movie. Are we still friends? You're God Damn right! Nothing wrong with Titanic. It's probably in my top 15. I think Homer gets stupider every year. That's not a question, but I think you're right.
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Nov 6, 2016 22:31:01 GMT -5
Do you still think I'm cool, even though I'm watching the kardashians? I think you're totally awesome Yeah, I suppose everyone can't always make perfect decisions.
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Nov 6, 2016 21:57:52 GMT -5
I know that horses have 4 teeth but how many teeth does a unicorn have? Eight. Who knew what time it was when the 1st clock was made? Maybe the same person that invented the clock, invented the entire concept of time. We just don't now.
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Nov 6, 2016 21:28:30 GMT -5
Would you say the worm in your avatar was a jerk for not telling Sarah that the other way led to the castle? Nah, he's just a worm. Although I think there may have been something in the tea he was drinking with the missus. How do you throw away a garbage can? You throw it in a dumpster.
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Nov 6, 2016 21:26:32 GMT -5
Will you be my hero? What will need to happen for this to be the best Ask Bob Schlapowitz thread ever? I already am. How do we know it's not already the best one ever?
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Nov 6, 2016 20:50:22 GMT -5
What is harder to catch the faster you run? Your breath. Always!
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Nov 6, 2016 20:18:00 GMT -5
Alexa Bliss or Layla? And no, you can't be hardcore and have both. Alexa. Is this FANs longest running and most successful recurring segment? Longest Running: Quite possibly. Most successful: That I doubt very much.
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Nov 6, 2016 19:38:19 GMT -5
What's your favorite chocolatey cereal? Count Chocula. I buy at least three boxes every October. Your answers are always right Anyway, what's your favorite TV show? Thanks! Currently: Supergirl and Flash All Time: Cheers
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Nov 6, 2016 19:24:06 GMT -5
It RETURNS! I have answers. They may not be the right answers, but I have answers!
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Nov 5, 2016 12:01:33 GMT -5
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Nov 3, 2016 21:43:49 GMT -5
Honestly, after how they mimicked the beginning of the Foley-Taker Cell match, I was half expected one of them to pull a bag of tacks out from under the ring at some point.
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Nov 2, 2016 10:19:54 GMT -5
Sasha and Charlotte.
Well, it's been an honor knowing you guys and gals.
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Nov 1, 2016 19:31:07 GMT -5
This wretched bullshit of a year can't end soon enough. What he said.
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Nov 1, 2016 0:11:24 GMT -5
Both remind me of Mama Schlapowitz.
(She's a saint, you understand me? A SAINT!)
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