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Post by CrazySting on Dec 25, 2007 12:13:25 GMT -5
vince: You know, it's time I stopped treating women like sex objects. I should urge them to cover up more and place greater emphasis on their personalities and intellectual qualities.
Vickie Guerrero: It's a great honour for me to be the next diva to pose in playboy.
Hulk Hogan: Vince it's time the wrestling business moved on from Hulkamania. And here's a list of people I'd like to put over on my way out...
Ashley: It's time I accepted I can't wrestle.
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Post by bitteroldman on Dec 25, 2007 12:22:40 GMT -5
Steve Austin: Beer is for plebeians. What I'd really like is a nice glass of chardonnay.
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Post by machinegun on Dec 25, 2007 12:23:48 GMT -5
BDV: No more thanks, I'm on a diet
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Post by Cyno on Dec 25, 2007 12:31:47 GMT -5
Batista: You know, I really should stop getting title shots so frequently when I'm not champion.
CM Punk: Can you be the designated driver tonight? It's my turn to get trashed at the after-show bar trip.
Ric Flair: I'm gettin' too old for this shit.
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Post by seano on Dec 25, 2007 12:37:21 GMT -5
Undertaker: Hey Pat Patterson, wanna have sex?
Pat Patterson: No way, big bulky guy, because I'm straight now!
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Post by CrazySting on Dec 25, 2007 12:45:07 GMT -5
Batista: You know, I really should stop getting title shots so frequently when I'm not champion. Teddy Long: And I should stop giving them to you!
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Post by DASH 243✅ on Dec 25, 2007 12:45:15 GMT -5
C.MPunk: MORE JAGERBOMBS!
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Post by BitterAF on Dec 25, 2007 13:44:02 GMT -5
Vince: I screwed Bret. Stone Cold: I won't end the show. I'm not as exciting as I used to be.
Stephanie: Maybe I'll show everyone my huge boobs, to apologize for being so annoying on TV, then I'll start being nice.
Batista: Come Sunday, I'll be asking for my release!
Vince: Val, I think it's time for you to be main event status.
D.H. Smith: I don't need a name change.
The King: EWWW, why are the Divas almost naked? How can Pat Patterson love this!?
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Post by Lawless66007 on Dec 25, 2007 13:58:43 GMT -5
John Cena: The people will soon love me
Howard Finkle: Ladies and Gentleman. Your winner......AND NEEWWWW WWE Champion The Brooklyn Brawler!!!
Vince McMahnon: Ladies and Gentleman. I'm here to tell you that I just sold the company to Total Nonstop Action.
J.R.: Mr. Kennedy has Shawn Michaels on the ropes with shot after shot and.........WAIT A MINUTE! IT'S THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR!!!!! HE'S COME BACK AND CLEARING THE RING!!!
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wrasslinmachine
Don Corleone
Savagely protecting the innocent since 1987.
Posts: 1,971
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Post by wrasslinmachine on Dec 25, 2007 15:37:46 GMT -5
Randy Orton: Ok maybe taking a dump in people's gym bag is not the best thing to do.
Snitsky: Maybe it was my fault.
Shawn Micahels: Yes people I have a bad comb over!
Vince: I think it is time to bring back a huge superstar that will revitalize the WWE that man is.....Johnny Parsi!!!
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Godhand
Team Rocket
The feel good poster of the year
Posts: 803
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Post by Godhand on Dec 25, 2007 15:40:17 GMT -5
HBK-We need to get some people with guns and go clean out those ghettos........
John Cnea-You know thta whole holocaust thing? It never happned.
Michale Cole- So Bobby Lashley what do you think of the jews? Lashley-The jews.....they got their own secret police to watch us black people.
Vince Mcmahon-I aint never seen that slut in my life.
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Post by bubbles on Dec 25, 2007 17:09:21 GMT -5
Steph: That's right daddy, that's right Hunter, Macho rode this slut aaalll niiight looong
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Post by eJm on Dec 25, 2007 17:10:45 GMT -5
JR: BAH GAWD, LOOK AT THE AMOUNT OF STEROIDS IN THAT MAN!
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Post by DiBiase is Good on Dec 25, 2007 17:15:22 GMT -5
The WWE is proud to induct Chris Benoit into the WWE Hall of Fame.
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Post by Hensley on Dec 25, 2007 17:18:47 GMT -5
Stevie Richards: I won't show you. You won't see.
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Post by Macho Dude Handy Damage on Dec 25, 2007 17:40:55 GMT -5
Vince: You know, WCW really did some great things for the business all those years ago. And now business is hurting, because of my egotism and monopoly. Maybe I never should have bought WCW...
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Miz-Wannabe
Don Corleone
Vicariously Living through The Miz
Posts: 1,444
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Post by Miz-Wannabe on Dec 25, 2007 17:45:49 GMT -5
Posting in epic thread
Jeff Hardy: "Im the greatest! No ONE CAN TOUCH ME! THE PEOPLE LOVE ME!"
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Ben Wyatt
Crow T. Robot
Are You Gonna Go My Way?
I don't get it. At all. It's kind of a small horse, I mean what am I missing? Am I crazy?
Posts: 41,506
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Dec 25, 2007 17:48:23 GMT -5
Ladies and gentleman, may I introduce to you, the newest member of the WWE hall of fame: Macho Man Randy Savage!!!!!!!!
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Post by acressl on Dec 25, 2007 17:49:02 GMT -5
"And now from ___________, Mexico. Weighing in at two hundred and sixteen pounds....."
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Post by Next Level was WRONG on Dec 25, 2007 18:16:43 GMT -5
"You loved him as John Cena: The Rapper, respected him as John Cena: The Marine, now, be ready to be shocked and appalled as John Cena's latest persona makes you question your sexuality, sanity and sheer existance as John Cena: The Genetically Modified Crab Man!"
John Cena: "I'M A FRRRREEEEEAAAAAAKKKKKKK!"
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