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Post by BitterAF on Dec 26, 2007 1:17:19 GMT -5
Vince: I did not have sexual relations with that woman.
Bret: Who do you want me to job to? Shawn Michaels at Survivor Series? Yeah, I'd love to.
Howard Finkel: "...and newwwwwwwwwwwww WWE Heavyweight Champion...... The Brooklyn Brawler?
Vince: No way. I won't have women apart of wrestling!
Vince: I've sold the company to Eric Bishoff
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Post by casualobserver on Dec 26, 2007 1:20:45 GMT -5
Vince: "I've done it! I have an idea for a gimmick: a face, non-stereotypical gay wrestler that will be accepted by the fans."
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Post by SassovsHart on Dec 26, 2007 1:42:32 GMT -5
Lilian Garcia: HERE IS YOUR WINNER, AND NEWWWWW WWE CHAMPIONNNNN...JAMIE NOBLE! You're right about that one, Garcia would never say someone's name correctly. |
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Wade Wilson
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Post by 4real on Dec 26, 2007 6:08:03 GMT -5
"And here to sing America: The Beautiful......Doink The Clown"
Cena: "Let's face it, you fans don't like me so i'm just gonna ask Vince to stop giving me title shots and wrestle on Heat"
Santino "oh come on Vince, everybody knows the only reason people watch RAW is because of me, give me the title already"
Cole "hey maybe the heel was justified in his actions there"
"I'm sorry i need to end this segment now because i really need to go pee"
"You know i don't know why i'm giving you all this trash talk when i know i'm losing to you this Sunday, fancy a beer?"
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Post by TromboneMan on Dec 26, 2007 6:16:53 GMT -5
Bobby: "Bastard."
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Post by Twinkies Rule! (so does Tacos) on Dec 26, 2007 6:20:33 GMT -5
Lashley: "Ladies and gentlemen. Testicles..............................that is all."
(leaves ring to throw some deep fat at Lilian.)
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Post by Next Level was WRONG on Dec 26, 2007 8:54:45 GMT -5
Micheal Cole: "..and also at Wrestlemania, we have the sure to be legendary "Streak" vs "Steak" match as the Undertaker prepares to tackle a 64oz t-bone this Sunday in Orlando."
JBL: "I just sure hope that that pesky Vegenator doesnt get involved and ruin what is probably going to be the easiest of all of the Undertaker's conquests, Miggles.."
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Hiroshi Hase
Patti Mayonnaise
The Good Ol' Days
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Post by Hiroshi Hase on Dec 26, 2007 8:57:19 GMT -5
Actually we already did, except people online decided to make it "bathturd" and ran with it. |
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Splinter
Don Corleone
Picard really hates fat kids
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Post by Splinter on Dec 26, 2007 9:08:42 GMT -5
Michael Cole: Ladies and gentlemen. After millions of e-mails, letters phone calls and videotapes sent to me showing my lack of skill on commentary I tonight have decided to resign and leave in my place at the announce table the voice ot Total Nonstop Action, Mr Don West.
Triple H: You know what? I can't wrestle any more. I can't excite you people like CM Punk or the Hardys or Brian Kendrick and Paul London and the other young guys in the back. I can't put on mat classics like Dave Finlay or William Regal. And I know how much you people really hated the DX skits so tonight I quit.
Vince: Ok so maybe we do encourage our guys to use steroids, but no more. As of this moment anyone who fails an independantly conducted drug and steroid test by the Georgia State Athletic Commission will have two choices. Go to rehab or go home. We don't want your kind here in the WWE anymore
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Dennis Stamp
When you grow up....... YOU'RE GONNA BE WROOOOOONG!!!!
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Post by randomranter on Dec 26, 2007 10:00:15 GMT -5
Stephanie (To HHH): "Oh.........OH...........OH YES RANDY!!!! HARDER!!!"
Michael Buffer, standing in a WWE ring: "............Ladies and Gentlemen.......THIS.......IS......STING!!"
Khali: Anything intelligible.
Warrior: See Khali.
Maury Povich (To HHH): Paul, You are NOT the father!!!
Vince: "No, it can't be...........You mean........."
Randy Savage: "IT WAS ME, VINCE........IT WAS ME ALL ALONG!!!!!!!! OOOH YEAH!!!!!"
"Your winner, AND NEW WWE CHAMPION..........BROCK..........LESNAR!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
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Post by Push R Truth on Dec 26, 2007 10:10:32 GMT -5
Any Announcer: "1 2 3 HE BEAT JOHN CENA CLEANLY IN THE CENTER OF THE RING"
Seriously.
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Hiroshi Hase
Patti Mayonnaise
The Good Ol' Days
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Post by Hiroshi Hase on Dec 26, 2007 10:12:15 GMT -5
Any Announcer: " 1 2 3 HE BEAT JOHN CENA CLEANLY IN THE CENTER OF THE RING" Seriously. Didn't Shawn Michaels do that earlier this year? And besides he's their top face, he doesn't need to be losing matches cleanly anyways. |
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Post by joeman on Dec 26, 2007 10:15:12 GMT -5
Any Announcer: " 1 2 3 HE BEAT JOHN CENA CLEANLY IN THE CENTER OF THE RING" Seriously. Shawn Michaels. |
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
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Post by Push R Truth on Dec 26, 2007 10:20:47 GMT -5
Yes, Shawn beat him, but nobody ever said that word for word.
If people are going to pick on me for semantics, I can do the same.
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Splinter
Don Corleone
Picard really hates fat kids
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Post by Splinter on Dec 26, 2007 10:22:21 GMT -5
Your winner and NEWWWW ECW HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! TOMMY DREAMER!
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Hiroshi Hase
Patti Mayonnaise
The Good Ol' Days
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Post by Hiroshi Hase on Dec 26, 2007 10:23:17 GMT -5
Yes, Shawn beat him, but nobody ever said that word for word. If people are going to pick on me for semantics, I can do the same. As you said you were serious earlier on, you'd be waiting a very long time to hear that for anyone about any wrestler, not just John Cena. |
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
Posts: 39,293
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Post by Push R Truth on Dec 26, 2007 10:26:20 GMT -5
Yes, Shawn beat him, but nobody ever said that word for word. If people are going to pick on me for semantics, I can do the same. As you said you were serious earlier on, you'd be waiting a very long time to hear that for anyone about any wrestler, not just John Cena. The title of the thread was "Things you'll never hear in WWE ", I thought I did a good job. You'll never hear that, will you? |
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Post by Dr. Bunsen Honeydew on Dec 26, 2007 11:00:54 GMT -5
Vince: I did not have sexual relations with that woman. That one was used on Raw XV Anniversary. |
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Post by Edison taps to the ARMBAR! on Dec 26, 2007 11:03:25 GMT -5
JR: There's your new undisputed WWE Champion! Lance Storm!
Vince: Guys, I think it's time we all got off the juice. It was a good run while it lasted.
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Splinter
Don Corleone
Picard really hates fat kids
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Post by Splinter on Dec 26, 2007 11:16:16 GMT -5
Please welcome back to Raw, Vince Russo!
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