Joie De Vivre
Hank Scorpio
There's always next year.
Posts: 5,278
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Post by Joie De Vivre on Dec 25, 2007 18:18:18 GMT -5
Ladies and gentleman, may I introduce to you, the newest member of the WWE hall of fame: Macho Man Randy Savage!!!!!!!! You beat me to, lol.
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Post by "St. Louis Viper" Buck Summers on Dec 25, 2007 18:25:29 GMT -5
"You loved him as John Cena: The Rapper, respected him as John Cena: The Marine, now, be ready to be shocked and appalled as John Cena's latest persona makes you question your sexuality, sanity and sheer existance as John Cena: The Genetically Modified Crab Man!" John Cena: "I'M A FRRRREEEEEAAAAAAKKKKKKK!" Okay, right now I'm hurting all over becuase I'm sick, but I'm pretty sure even if I felt fine, that would have made me laugh till I hurt.
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Post by Next Level was WRONG on Dec 25, 2007 18:28:24 GMT -5
"You loved him as John Cena: The Rapper, respected him as John Cena: The Marine, now, be ready to be shocked and appalled as John Cena's latest persona makes you question your sexuality, sanity and sheer existance as John Cena: The Genetically Modified Crab Man!" John Cena: "I'M A FRRRREEEEEAAAAAAKKKKKKK!" Okay, right now I'm hurting all over becuase I'm sick, but I'm pretty sure even if I felt fine, that would have made me laugh till I hurt. Thanks. Hope you get better soon.
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Post by Fandjango Unchained on Dec 25, 2007 18:30:31 GMT -5
"Chris Benoit".
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Reverend BTY
Hank Scorpio
Christian Troy: God's Gift
Posts: 7,206
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Post by Reverend BTY on Dec 25, 2007 18:37:47 GMT -5
Michael Cole- "Y'know who Rey Mysterio reminds me of Tazz? Billy Gunn."
Although from Cole it's not out of the question.
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Post by eJm on Dec 25, 2007 18:39:29 GMT -5
Cole: 'Batista? He's alright...'
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
Surviving
Posts: 28,944
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Post by Sephiroth on Dec 25, 2007 19:45:55 GMT -5
Batista: You want to keep the title past Sunday? No problem man, I'm okay without it.
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Post by forgottensinpwf on Dec 25, 2007 20:00:38 GMT -5
Ring announcer: Making his way to the Ring, , STING!
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Post by CrazySting on Dec 25, 2007 20:41:04 GMT -5
TNA version....
Russo: Hey, maybe we should have the 'less is more' approach to booking?
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Post by Fandjango Unchained on Dec 25, 2007 21:35:50 GMT -5
"It's The Rock! The People's Champion is back!"
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Post by BitterAF on Dec 25, 2007 22:03:22 GMT -5
Vince: You know what, I think the Divas are showing too much skin.
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Post by Mongo & Pepe: Back in Black on Dec 25, 2007 22:05:31 GMT -5
Vickie Guerrero: It's a great honour for me to be the next diva to pose in playboy. That would seriously be one of the greatest heel promos, ever.
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
Surviving
Posts: 28,944
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Post by Sephiroth on Dec 25, 2007 22:14:14 GMT -5
Vince: Did you see they're clothes? Roid dealers wouldn't be caught dead in those polyester rags.
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Post by Diddly on Dec 26, 2007 0:06:40 GMT -5
Commentator: If you're thinking of watching our "competition" this Thursday night, don't bother, here are the results...
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Post by casualobserver on Dec 26, 2007 0:26:42 GMT -5
Duggan: (motioning to the crowd) USA!
(Crowd is silent)
Person #1: That type of over-the-top patriot arrogance is why other countries hate us!
Person #2: YEA! You're fanning the flames of hate!
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Post by Dick Foley on Dec 26, 2007 0:35:38 GMT -5
Jim Ross - "King, this is a pure Wrestlecrap moment if there ever was one!"
Jerry Lawler - "Look at that woman J.R.! She is intelligent and has the higest of moral values!"
Hunter - "Sorry Steph. I am getting tired of center of the promotion."
Maria - "Those guys who post on Wrestlecrap.com are the sexiest!"
Mickie - "I totally agree with Maria!"
Orton - "Where's the toilet? I gotta take a dump."
Steph - "Ladies and gentleman I would like to introduce our new head writer, Jim Cornette!"
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Post by "St. Louis Viper" Buck Summers on Dec 26, 2007 0:38:40 GMT -5
Duggan: (motioning to the crowd) USA! (Crowd is silent) Person #1: That type of over-the-top patriot arrogance is why other countries hate us! Person #2: YEA! You're fanning the flames of hate! That is absoluetly hysterical.
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Post by Firearm: Supposed Big Deal on Dec 26, 2007 0:40:59 GMT -5
This Monday Night, Raw will be live on USA while the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show will be on Sci-Fi.
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Tim
Dennis Stamp
myers.timothyTheTimMyers
Posts: 4,358
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Post by Tim on Dec 26, 2007 0:53:06 GMT -5
Cole: THAT DAMN BATISTA! HOW DESPICABLE CAN A MAN BE!
Lilian Garcia: HERE IS YOUR WINNER, AND NEWWWWW WWE CHAMPIONNNNN...JAMIE NOBLE!
Johnny Ace: Alright Vince, I think I found a real looker here, somebody who can grace our photoshoots, magazine covers, and maybe even Playboy...Awesome Kong!
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damna
Don Corleone
Sorry Anderson Silva, but Fedor is still number 1!
Posts: 1,819
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Post by damna on Dec 26, 2007 0:53:30 GMT -5
Howard Finkel: "...and newwwwwwwwwwwww WWE Heavyweight Champion...... Gregory Helms!"
Joey Styles: "I would like to introduce Tazz's replacement, Damien Demento"
John Cena: "...and now......I would like to read a thesis I wrote on evolutionary biology..."
Ron Simmons: "I didn't do it......" and/or "woozle wuzzle"
Bobby Lashley: "She sells sea shells by the sea shore"
Stephanie: "I haven't been so humiliated since randy Savage put a ball gag in my mouth and..."
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