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Post by Jason Todd Grisham on Aug 19, 2007 12:22:06 GMT -5
So while I was laying in bed trying to sleep I began thinking about TNA last year when the batphone randomly appeared. I came to thinking about how phones are underutilized in wrestling outside of Paul E., Eric Bischoff, and Vince McMahon. It got me thinking that they should bring the batphone back. Only this time it's their hotline to Vince McMahon himself!
And every night at the end of the show Tenay picks up the phone and dials Vince's number, waits until he says Hello... AND HANGS UP ON HIM!
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Post by Smarky on Aug 19, 2007 12:28:18 GMT -5
Am I the only person that expected a picture of Chris Masters in a sombrero?
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Post by Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone on Aug 19, 2007 12:33:04 GMT -5
* Don West picks up the batphone *
Tenay: Don has the phone! He is sitting next to the phone!
* Don begins dialing *
Tenay: He is dialing! Yes folks, he is DIALING THE PHONE!
Don: It's ringing, Mike!
Tenay: It's ringing!!! The phone is ringing on the other end! Don just called someone, and he is waiting to see if they pick up!
Person Don called: Uh, hello?
Don: PELE!!! PELE!!!
* hangs up *
Kurt Angle: Hi! Sorry guys, but it's in my contract that I have to appear in every segment.
ADRENALINE RUSH YAAAAAA!
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Wooo
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Post by Agent P on Aug 19, 2007 12:38:57 GMT -5
I was expecting "Fire Russo/Dutch/every wrestler they hired in the last 6 months/the owners" etc...
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Post by Hiroshi Hase on Aug 19, 2007 12:40:41 GMT -5
I was expecting "Fire Russo/Dutch/every wrestler they hired in the last 6 months/the owners" etc... Not a bad idea, but not every wrestler, well maybe Test. |
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Post by Hensley on Aug 19, 2007 13:20:18 GMT -5
This...could...work!
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Post by Massive G on Aug 19, 2007 13:52:36 GMT -5
I've got it! Fire!
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Post by Mozenrath on Aug 19, 2007 13:54:07 GMT -5
* Don West picks up the batphone * Tenay: Don has the phone! He is sitting next to the phone! * Don begins dialing * Tenay: He is dialing! Yes folks, he is DIALING THE PHONE! Don: It's ringing, Mike! Tenay: It's ringing!!! The phone is ringing on the other end! Don just called someone, and he is waiting to see if they pick up! Person Don called: Uh, hello? Don: PELE!!! PELE!!! * hangs up * Kurt Angle: Hi! Sorry guys, but it's in my contract that I have to appear in every segment. ADRENALINE RUSH YAAAAAA! Sounds about right. |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 19, 2007 13:55:32 GMT -5
I'd mark for the return of the Batphone.
But I'd mark even harder for Jay Lethal phoning Vince in his Macho Man voice.
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Agent P
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Wooo
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Post by Agent P on Aug 19, 2007 14:17:54 GMT -5
Too late, they already tried setting the Impact Zone on fire. |
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Post by Limey on Aug 19, 2007 14:19:32 GMT -5
Hotline to Vince?
Hmm...
Don: (rings up Vince)
Vince: Yes, this is Vincent Kennedy McMahon?
Don: Excuse me, sir, but is your refrigerator running?
Vince: Uh...wait just one minute.....yes! Yes it is!
Don: WELL THEN YOU'D BETTER WATCH OUT BECAUSE WE'RE ABOUT TO SIGN IT TO A THREE YEAR MAIN EVENT CONTRACT HERE IN TNA!!!! (Slams phone down) HA HA HA, RIGHT IN THE FAAAAACE!!!!!
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Post by Mozenrath on Aug 19, 2007 14:30:16 GMT -5
Hotline to Vince? Hmm... Don: (rings up Vince) Vince: Yes, this is Vincent Kennedy McMahon? Don: Excuse me, sir, but is your refrigerator running? Vince: Uh...wait just one minute.....yes! Yes it is! Don: WELL THEN YOU'D BETTER WATCH OUT BECAUSE WE'RE ABOUT TO SIGN IT TO A THREE YEAR MAIN EVENT CONTRACT HERE IN TNA!!!! (Slams phone down) HA HA HA, RIGHT IN THE FAAAAACE!!!!! Heh, heh, awesome. |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 19, 2007 14:33:19 GMT -5
Hotline to Vince? Hmm... Don: (rings up Vince) Vince: Yes, this is Vincent Kennedy McMahon? Don: Excuse me, sir, but is your refrigerator running? Vince: Uh...wait just one minute.....yes! Yes it is! Don: WELL THEN YOU'D BETTER WATCH OUT BECAUSE WE'RE ABOUT TO SIGN IT TO A THREE YEAR MAIN EVENT CONTRACT HERE IN TNA!!!! (Slams phone down) HA HA HA, RIGHT IN THE FAAAAACE!!!!! Bets on Fridge's theme being "Cold as Ice"? |
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Post by Splinter on Aug 19, 2007 14:34:46 GMT -5
TNA are too cheap. They'll probably break out an old copy of Ice Ice Baby
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Post by Hiroshi Hase on Aug 19, 2007 14:51:50 GMT -5
Remember this? www.youtube.com/watch?v= _4eUO7jfqMQ&mode=related&search= Just put the link together as Don West got a bit too happy towards the end and the censors were asleep at the switch. |
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Post by Rave The Rich on Aug 19, 2007 15:07:45 GMT -5
You might want to edit that link, as Don got just a bit TOO excited at the end (if that's EVEN POSSIBLE). |
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Post by Splinter on Aug 19, 2007 15:09:38 GMT -5
The Fridgenator w/Karen Angle vs Kurt Angle at TNA Genesis. All titles on the line.
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Post by Crappler El 0 M on Aug 19, 2007 15:52:53 GMT -5
You're assuming they need saving....
Okay, yeah they DO need saving. Jarrett/Carter/Russo seem to be out of touch with their fan base.
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Post by Action Bathturd on Aug 19, 2007 17:12:43 GMT -5
Stop having Sting going over younger talent.
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Post by Hiroshi Hase on Aug 19, 2007 17:13:41 GMT -5
Stop having Sting going over younger talent. I don't think it's Sting's intention, as I've heard he wanted to put Abyss over clean at Genesis last year, but instead management wanted go through with that shitty DQ finish. |
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