TNA and NWA get letters from Congress

[The Nature Girl]

www.f4wonline.com/content/view/4022/105/

Yes, indeed. Cliff Stearns' office yesterday requested drug program details from both TNA and the National Wrestling Alliance (seriously). They want the information by close of business on August 28th. We'll have much more on this in the new issue of Figure Four Weekly that should be online for members by midnight Pacific.

[Feargus McReddit]

Damn....

I didn't think Congress knew TNA existed.

[Deleted]

Good.

It's nice to see that they are actually doing something about this.

[mysterydriver]

Let the fun begin...

[Feargus McReddit]

mysterydriver said:

Let the fun begin...

'So let me get this straight....you had a match where the objective is to put your opponent in a casket which you drop from the celing...which is then shipped into the air when you win...and whilst all this is going on, you use fake tombstones and crucifixes as weapons?'

'Yeah, that's about the gist of it.'

'Forget Steroid abuses, we need to convict you guys of insanity charges.'

[mysterydriver]

ejm said:

mysterydriver said:

Let the fun begin...

'So let me get this straight....you had a match where the objective is to put your opponent in a casket which you drop from the celing...which is then shipped into the air when you win...and whilst all this is going on, you use fake tombstones and crucifixes as weapons?'

'Yeah, that's about the gist of it.'

'Forget Steroid abuses, we need to convict you guys of insanity charges.'

"You cut yourself in order to bleed?! Why?"

"Juicing tends to help a match..."

"JUICING?!"

[Michael Coello]

Sonjay is screwed...

So, I get TNA, but the NWA? Are they even an actual promotion? Aren't they just like the heads of MLB or something?

[Ace Diamond]

sinister1 said:

Sonjay is screwed...

So, I get TNA, but the NWA? Are they even an actual promotion? Aren't they just like the heads of MLB or something?

well Congress has a lot of older people in it, they probably figured the NWA was still the same close conglomerate of promotions it used to be instead of the "kinda there" existence.

...i dunno.

[Feargus McReddit]

mysterydriver said:

ejm said:

'So let me get this straight....you had a match where the objective is to put your opponent in a casket which you drop from the celing...which is then shipped into the air when you win...and whilst all this is going on, you use fake tombstones and crucifixes as weapons?'

'Yeah, that's about the gist of it.'

'Forget Steroid abuses, we need to convict you guys of insanity charges.'

"You cut yourself in order to bleed?! Why?"

"Juicing tends to help a match..."

"JUICING?!"

'So you sign Pacman Jones, right?'

'Yep'

'Who can't wrestle, right?'

'Yep'

'Or get attacked?'

'Yep'

'Or be involved in confrontations?'

'Yep'

'So the only thing he can do is cut, as you say in the buisness, ''promos''?'

'...Yeah, pretty much.'

'So...what was the point of signing him?'

'...because it would have given us a bucketload of publicity?'

'Seems reasonable enough for me.'

[khali]

So is TNA just going to send Congress a blank piece of paper?

[erisi236]

Lead investigator Dr. Nash

[Deleted]

erisi236 said:

Lead investigator Dr. Nash

In other news, Sonjay Dutt has just vanished. Reasons are unknown at this time.

[samachine]

TNA sends

[Ace Diamond]

khali said:

So is TNA just going to send Congress a blank piece of paper?

I thought they were just going to send a piece of paper that has "SWERVE" written in big letters on it.

[jcdenton]

National Wrestling Alliance?

Good work Congress.

[Ace Diamond]

samachine said:

TNA sends

SEE THAT CONGRESS? THAT'S A VEIN! SOMETHING YOU DON'T HAVE YOU FAT, DRUNKEN BASTARDS!
Ted Kennedy: I am not a bastard!*

































*For the record I like Ted Kennedy but the joke was too easy.

[Efren]

Cool, at least this migth stop TNA from becoming hoss central wich seems to be where they wanted to head. Now if they would only test the writing team too, the stupid stuff being done can only be the result of drugs.

[mysterydriver]

I can see the transcripts now...

Congressman: So...You claim to have never used illegal steroids?

Scott Steiner: You know...you don't know what I'm capble of!

Abyss: Click! DOOMSDAY!

Sonjay Dutt: I'm not a juice head!

Congressman: Okay...then. Have you ever seen anyone use illegal steroids.

Steiner: Do you see that? *Points at arm* THAT'S A VEIN! Something you don't have!

Andrew Martin: Steroids are illegal?

Congressman: Yes.

Andrew Martin: Crap.

James Storm: Sorry bout your [censored] luck!

*Storm hits a random congressman with a beer bottle*

[Reverend BTY]

It's good to see that they're doing companies besides the WWE. Bye Kurt Angle.

[krazysane]

ahhh great. It is nice to see others getting it aswell. Good thing tna signed test!