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Post by mrjerkybigbucks on Aug 14, 2007 20:27:17 GMT -5
Nwa? The rap group with dr.dre and Ice cube?
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Post by darthpipes on Aug 14, 2007 20:31:27 GMT -5
Maybe Teney and West can testify before Congress. The Congressmen won't be able to get in a word.
West: "OH, JEFF JARRETT HAS JUST BEEN FOUND IN CONTEMPT OF CONGRESS!!!"
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Ace Diamond
Patti Mayonnaise
Believes in Adrian Veidt, as Should We All.
mmm...flavor text
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Post by Ace Diamond on Aug 14, 2007 20:37:33 GMT -5
Maybe Teney and West can testify before Congress. The Congressmen won't be able to get in a word. West: "OH, JEFF JARRETT HAS JUST BEEN FOUND IN CONTEMPT OF CONGRESS!!!" HE JUST GOT SUBPOENAED, RIGHT IN THE FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCE. |
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Grimlock
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Post by B.A. on Aug 14, 2007 20:41:44 GMT -5
*Congress looks at Scott Steiner with his muscles bulging through his suit*
Congress: Sooooo...have you done any illegal activity?
Steiner: HEH?
Congress: Have you taken any steroids?
Steiner: Huh?
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Post by gookerfan01 on Aug 14, 2007 20:43:01 GMT -5
Congressman: "Mr. Russo, what exactly is the point of a reverse battle royal?"
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Post by mysterydriver on Aug 14, 2007 20:44:01 GMT -5
Wow...for once Russo would have a reason to complain about "Da Politics!"
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Post by gookerfan01 on Aug 14, 2007 20:51:34 GMT -5
Congressman: "Mr. Jarrett, can you tell us why, when wrestling has functioned for so long with four sided rings, you felt the need to make your ring six sided?"
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Ace Diamond
Patti Mayonnaise
Believes in Adrian Veidt, as Should We All.
mmm...flavor text
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Post by Ace Diamond on Aug 14, 2007 20:54:40 GMT -5
Congressman: Mr.... "Test" Martin...have you ever done steroids?
Test: *stomps, snorts, dropkicks table*
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Post by Hulk With A Mustache on Aug 14, 2007 20:58:31 GMT -5
Congressman: So, let me get this straight. You have one guy holding four championships, one of which is your Tag Team Championship, which means you have one guy holding a title for two people?
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Ace Diamond
Patti Mayonnaise
Believes in Adrian Veidt, as Should We All.
mmm...flavor text
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Post by Ace Diamond on Aug 14, 2007 20:59:33 GMT -5
Congressman: Mr Russo, please explain what a "blank on a pole" match is, and why you seem so obsessed with them.
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Post by Will Has 'Til Five, Ref on Aug 14, 2007 21:21:49 GMT -5
Congressman: Mr. Russo, you wrote, or 'booked', a series of mediocre matches between what many experts consider two of the top wrestlers in the world and had it end with a twist, or 'swerve', that even Stevie Wonder could have seen coming? I find you and whoever taught your screenwriting class at whatever community college you went to in contempt.
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Post by drjayphd (feat. Pitbull) on Aug 14, 2007 21:27:32 GMT -5
Nwa? The rap group with dr.dre and Ice cube? Right about now, NWA court is in full effect. Judge Dre presiding in the case of NWA versus the police department. Prosecuting attourneys are MC Ren, Ice Cube, and Eazy Muthasmurfin' E. Order, order, order. Ice Cube, take the muthasmurfin' stand. Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothin' but the truth so help your black ass? |
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VKMTV
Team Rocket
Hoorah!
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Post by VKMTV on Aug 14, 2007 21:57:47 GMT -5
I think they sent it to the 'NWA' governing body that all the Indy feds use.
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Post by nerdinitupagain on Aug 15, 2007 8:18:11 GMT -5
So ROH gets no congressional love. Poor guys.
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Brain Of F'n J
Hank Scorpio
Not that cool enough to have one of these....wait.
We Discodians must stick apart.
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Post by Brain Of F'n J on Aug 15, 2007 8:29:41 GMT -5
So ROH gets no congressional love. Poor guys. Trust me, I have friends who know a lot of guys in the locker room there. The LAST thing they need is a Congressional letter. Jed Shaffer ~ROH stands for Rather Obviously High. |
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Post by krazysane on Aug 15, 2007 8:35:55 GMT -5
Now all that is left is Wrestlecrap.com getting a letter from congress, if this happens. Were all screwed!
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Splinter
Don Corleone
Picard really hates fat kids
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Post by Splinter on Aug 15, 2007 8:39:13 GMT -5
Congressman: Mr Jarrett, you are accused of knowingly and willfully hiring mediocre, talentless wrestlers with dependancy on steroids putting their health and our viewing pleasure in jeapordy. How do you respond to those allegations?
Jarrett: Not my problem Slap-nuts!
Congressman: And Mr Russo. You are accused of booking the most retarded angles, repetitive and pointless heel and face turns, destroying one of the biggest promotions that ever existed and willfully doing the same thing again, and quite frankly running storylines that would make the writers of the final season of "Dallas" ashamed. How do you answer those accusations?
Russo: (Leans over to Jarrett) You know I think I could use this in an angle I've had. An overweight, middle aged judge in a Fred Flinstone outfit trying to seduce AJ every week until...
Congressman: SILENCE MR RUSSO OR YOU WILL BE HELD IN CONTEMPT! Mr Russo. After submitting you for full psychiatric analysis we have discovered that you are not responsible for your own actions due to a severe mental defect. Therefore it is the decision of the house that you be taken away to a mental institute where they can help you, but also that you are banned from ever being involved with another wrestling company.
Russo: I could also do another angle I've planned where we get So Cal Val to go for a sex change and have a relationship with Christy AND Joe....
Congressman: Bailiff take Mr Russo away!
I dream of moments like that
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Mr. Mediocre
Hank Scorpio
Bert Early?... sorry, that's a typo. Butt. Ugly.
Much better since I was last here.
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Post by Mr. Mediocre on Aug 15, 2007 9:19:20 GMT -5
So ROH gets no congressional love. Poor guys. Trust me, I have friends who know a lot of guys in the locker room there. The LAST thing they need is a Congressional letter. Jed Shaffer ~ROH stands for Rather Obviously High. Not to give a free pass to marijuana abuse, but I'm not quite sure that ROH really has a steroid problem, which really is the heart of the issues right now. While I won't give everyone a free pass, the guys who would qualify as big...or even muscly...don't look that big or muscly compared to TNA or WWE counterparts. |
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Post by HMARK Center on Aug 15, 2007 11:01:24 GMT -5
Trust me, I have friends who know a lot of guys in the locker room there. The LAST thing they need is a Congressional letter. Jed Shaffer ~ROH stands for Rather Obviously High. Not to give a free pass to marijuana abuse, but I'm not quite sure that ROH really has a steroid problem, which really is the heart of the issues right now. While I won't give everyone a free pass, the guys who would qualify as big...or even muscly...don't look that big or muscly compared to TNA or WWE counterparts. Yeah, he's just joking around...though yes, plenty of guys in the ROH locker room are down with the leaf. Anyway, ROH is too small, not to mention independently owned, for Congress to do much about it. Makes more sense to send stuff to TNA and a relatively bigger group like the NWA. I hope they take everyone to school, and force changes soon. I doubt they'll end up doing too much, but every little bit will help. |
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Post by drjayphd (feat. Pitbull) on Aug 15, 2007 13:23:53 GMT -5
Trust me, I have friends who know a lot of guys in the locker room there. The LAST thing they need is a Congressional letter. Jed Shaffer ~ROH stands for Rather Obviously High. Not to give a free pass to marijuana abuse, but I'm not quite sure that ROH really has a steroid problem, which really is the heart of the issues right now. While I won't give everyone a free pass, the guys who would qualify as big...or even muscly...don't look that big or muscly compared to TNA or WWE counterparts. When the federales come for the juicers, though, there's only going to be one all-natural guy left standing.  |
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