Celgress
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Superior One
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Post by Celgress on Nov 20, 2007 12:12:55 GMT -5
There are just too many for a poll.
I give the nod to Mark Henry as Sexual Chocolate: a Godfather tag partner sex fiend who ended up giving Mea Young a hand.
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Post by Dynamite Kid on Nov 20, 2007 12:18:31 GMT -5
No, I'd say that was slightly less absurd than the mop thing. At least Henry's was plausible until he started nailing an old lady.
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Nov 20, 2007 12:23:23 GMT -5
Lance Steel vs. Lance Steel. Absurd, pure Chikara wackiness that led to some great matches.
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Cheeba
Don Corleone
Matt Striker for VP
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Post by Cheeba on Nov 20, 2007 12:26:45 GMT -5
The Undertaker's "death & resurrection" at Royal Rumble 1994.
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Post by krazysane on Nov 20, 2007 12:31:53 GMT -5
The Undertaker's "death & resurrection" at Royal Rumble 1994. omg i loved that as a kid. Even though I had nightmares afterwards. Of me running away from the undertaker who was tryin to put me in a coffin. |
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Nov 20, 2007 12:36:45 GMT -5
The Undertaker's "death & resurrection" at Royal Rumble 1994. This brings up a tough question for me. Does "Death & Resurrection" beat "time travel" in pro wrestling? Honestly, for me, it's too close to call on the absurd scale. |
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Post by jcdenton on Nov 20, 2007 12:47:23 GMT -5
The Undertaker's "death & resurrection" at Royal Rumble 1994. This brings up a tough question for me. Does "Death & Resurrection" beat "time travel" in pro wrestling? Honestly, for me, it's too close to call on the absurd scale. I say time traval because death and reseurrection can draw, as proven by the undertaker. |
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Turd Ferguson
Hank Scorpio
John Cena: Colossal Douche
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Post by Turd Ferguson on Nov 20, 2007 14:20:48 GMT -5
Jesus vs the Undertaker
Wrestlemania 24 retirement match.
One died for our sins.
The other died for buy rates.
One was put on a cross.
The other puts people on "SYMBOLS"
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hollywood
King Koopa
the bullet dodger
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Post by hollywood on Nov 20, 2007 14:20:51 GMT -5
Lance Steel vs. Lance Steel. Absurd, pure Chikara wackiness that led to some great matches. Agreed. Everything involving Lance Steel could probably win this thread. And yet, it remains my favorite gimmick/angle thus far in pro wrestling!  |
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Post by Throwback on Nov 20, 2007 14:23:28 GMT -5
wow nobody has mentioned Katie vick or "I did it for the rock"
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Nov 20, 2007 14:24:51 GMT -5
Lance Steel vs. Lance Steel. Absurd, pure Chikara wackiness that led to some great matches. Agreed. Everything involving Lance Steel could probably win this thread. And yet, it remains my favorite gimmick/angle thus far in pro wrestling! Indeed. Came out of the time machine, teamed with a pirate for a while, then teamed with a younger version of himself from the tim machine, then got sent back in time by his younger self, who turned heel as the black knight. God, I love Chikara. |
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Post by Palatial Regalia on Nov 20, 2007 15:18:22 GMT -5
Since I was reading another thread, Dungeon of Doom and Hulkamania angle.
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hollywood
King Koopa
the bullet dodger
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Post by hollywood on Nov 20, 2007 15:20:16 GMT -5
Agreed. Everything involving Lance Steel could probably win this thread. And yet, it remains my favorite gimmick/angle thus far in pro wrestling! Indeed. Came out of the time machine, teamed with a pirate for a while, then teamed with a younger version of himself from the tim machine, then got sent back in time by his younger self, who turned heel as the black knight. God, I love Chikara. Now if they somehow make him turn face and travel back in time to when he first debuted...then return as Lance Steel from the future, I would totally geek out. |
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Post by stevieraymark on Nov 20, 2007 16:05:10 GMT -5
test
thread over
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hollywood
King Koopa
the bullet dodger
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Post by hollywood on Nov 20, 2007 16:11:43 GMT -5
And allow the good times to end??? |
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Post by shiranui on Nov 20, 2007 16:13:36 GMT -5
The Great Muta spews his green mist at Yinling's crotch.
Yinling gets pregnant.
Yinling lays an egg.
Akebono hatches out of the egg.
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Post by Dr. Marzvon Zombie M.D. on Nov 20, 2007 16:17:23 GMT -5
Kurt angle wanting crazy monkey sex or wtf ever he said to booker t about what he wants to do with his wife, so obivously they will go right back into this in TNA.
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Post by soultsukino on Nov 20, 2007 16:20:38 GMT -5
The Great Muta spews his green mist at Yinling's crotch. Yinling gets pregnant. Yinling lays an egg. Akebono hatches out of the egg. DAMN! that was my answer! Errr, giving birth to herself also qualifies I guess |
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Post by ajizzle on Nov 20, 2007 16:22:22 GMT -5
The Great Muta spews his green mist at Yinling's crotch. Yinling gets pregnant. Yinling lays an egg. Akebono hatches out of the egg. DAMN! that was my answer! Errr, giving birth to herself also qualifies I guess Do the Hustle!!  |
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Post by Feargus McReddit on Nov 20, 2007 16:30:11 GMT -5
The Great Muta spews his green mist at Yinling's crotch. Yinling gets pregnant. Yinling lays an egg. Akebono hatches out of the egg. You gotta love a company that pretends Akebono is the son of friggin' Muta. |
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helped $lim jinx NXT. Woops
