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Post by Baixo Astral on Nov 20, 2007 16:42:09 GMT -5
Dungeon of Doom.
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Post by invaderdave on Nov 20, 2007 22:42:18 GMT -5
Yinling rubs a lamp and out pops Abdullah the Butcher.
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Post by Real Folk Bruce on Nov 20, 2007 22:53:13 GMT -5
Yinling rubs a lamp and out pops Abdullah the Butcher. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I got to see a video of this!
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Post by YouStayClassy on Nov 20, 2007 23:03:02 GMT -5
I REALLY want to say the Dungeon Of Doom, but anyone remember WCW in the mid 90s when Sting and Rick Steiner JACKED a freaking police car?!
Or Robocop saving Sting from the Four Horsemen.
Or Savage giving Hogan the Atomic Elbow to.... WAKE HIM UP?!
Or Sting's boat getting blown up my a midget? Huh... on second thought the WWE just pretty much ripped that off last month.....
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Post by Samoa Kenny on Nov 20, 2007 23:12:00 GMT -5
The Undertaker's "death & resurrection" at Royal Rumble 1994. omg i loved that as a kid. Even though I had nightmares afterwards. Of me running away from the undertaker who was tryin to put me in a coffin. I HAD THAT SAME DREAM!
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Post by Chainsaw on Nov 20, 2007 23:14:13 GMT -5
The Great Muta spews his green mist at Yinling's crotch. Yinling gets pregnant. Yinling lays an egg. Akebono hatches out of the egg. "Absurd", not "Greatest"! From what I'm reading on WWE Current, we may have a new #1.
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Nov 20, 2007 23:34:01 GMT -5
I heard a rumor a while back that there was a storyline where Jerry Lawler was feuding with the Rock's dad, Rocky Johnson and said he was going to read "Roots" backwards to him so it has a happy ending. I don't know if its true and its not really an angle, but it still sounds pretty messed up.
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Post by Mister Yummy on Nov 21, 2007 4:41:55 GMT -5
I don't see what's so absurd about death and ressurection. It happens all the time, and there are many historical examples. I also don't get why people think Jesus was the only person to be dead for a length of time and then alive again. What about Lazerus?
Anyway, the most absurd angle I can think of is Roddy Piper, who's supposed to be a british citizen, getting a tax audit from the IRS because I.R.S. dropped the dime on him. Couldn't they have done this angle with someone who actually pays american taxes? OK, so Piper worked in this country, so maybe it's not that absurd. OK, this one falls pretty flat. Let's try again.
Danny Davis is crooked, and gets barred for referreeing for life + 10 years, or until 1991, whichever is sooner. That's pretty absurd.
Ooh, what about those WCW guys who were supposed to be from the future. Dusty Rhodes president?! Come on! Hmmm, I wonder who booked them? I guess that's more of a gimmick than an angle...
Vince's limo exploding. Where were they gonna go with that? If Sherri Martel and Bob Holly hadn't died right afterwards, who knows what would have happened with Vince.
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Post by Aceorton on Nov 21, 2007 5:01:57 GMT -5
Aside from the Undertaker rising from the dead, don't forget how he feuded with DiBiase and his goons for months and months and months over an urn. They would try to tax it, melt it into jewelry, etc., and until he got it back, he could not REST ... IN ... PEACE. Then Paul Bearer brought out an EVEN BIGGER URN, and somehow that helped Taker win the feud.
Then there's the Taker angle where Harvey Wippleman, angry that the Undertaker scared the living crap out of his cannibal savage, hires a South American bigfoot and a thug in a shirt and tie to attack Taker and ... you guessed it! ... STEAL HIS MAGIC URN.
People say, "How can you not like the Undertaker? He's a LEGEND!" And they always forget that for the first six years he was in the WWF, he was mostly involved in unwatchable garbage.
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Post by TripleMerc on Nov 21, 2007 5:04:34 GMT -5
The Great Muta spews his green mist at Yinling's crotch. Yinling gets pregnant. Yinling lays an egg. Akebono hatches out of the egg. ...Wow.
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Post by Celgress on Nov 21, 2007 9:19:44 GMT -5
I don't see what's so absurd about death and ressurection. It happens all the time, and there are many historical examples. I also don't get why people think Jesus was the only person to be dead for a length of time and then alive again. What about Lazerus? OT: I always got the impression that Lazarus could have been in a deep coma rather than dead. I could be wrong, but that is what I thought from reading the text.
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Post by Rodney the Piper on Nov 21, 2007 9:37:19 GMT -5
anything involving Judy Bagwell and a pole
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Post by DASH 243✅ on Nov 21, 2007 14:59:34 GMT -5
monster truck sumo match then the giant falls of the building. Not to his death but to wrestle like 30 minutes later.
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Post by YouStayClassy on Nov 21, 2007 15:05:59 GMT -5
anything involving Judy Bagwell and a pole Oh..... Judy Bagwell. WCW Tag Champion. Thanks. Thanks a lot. I spent 17,000 in therapy bills to supress that.
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Post by humorousled on Nov 21, 2007 16:11:42 GMT -5
The Dungeon of Doom definitely. First off, it started because Kevin Sulivan heard a voice in head (which we all could hear as well) and he ran from the US all the way down to some jungle somewhere on foot. Then he met Cobweb, a man who had the worst skin condition ever seen in the history of humanity. Then Sulivan put together a group including the worst characters in the history of the sport (the Shark, the Zodiak man, Kamala, the Yeti) and wanted to destroy Hulkamania (something right of the 80's era WWF). Finally, when Hogan met the evil Sulivan and Cobweb, Cobweb told Sulivan that Hogan had never lost a match in his entire career. That alone is the most absurd thing about this angle. He never lost a match in his entire career? Seriously??
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Post by YouStayClassy on Nov 21, 2007 16:20:25 GMT -5
It was also awesome when only Hogan could see the Warrior in the mirror.
Man, I miss WCW.
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Post by tennesseetitan on Nov 21, 2007 16:51:08 GMT -5
Dungeon of Doom, more specifically that Giant/Hogan Monster Truck match. I was like 9 and remember thinking it was retarded as shit.
Katie Vick takes the cake for me though.
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Post by Citizen Snips on Nov 21, 2007 17:40:17 GMT -5
This often gets a pass because it was the second to last angle he was involved in....but the Rey/Eddie/Dominic thing was probably the closest I've ever come to refusing to watch wrestling ever again.
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Post by YouStayClassy on Nov 21, 2007 18:16:56 GMT -5
This often gets a pass because it was the second to last angle he was involved in....but the Rey/Eddie/Dominic thing was probably the closest I've ever come to refusing to watch wrestling ever again. I always thought Goldust/Pillman/Marlena/Dakota was infinitely more tasteless due to the real life relationship involved between the Runnels'.
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Post by Jay Peas 42 on Nov 21, 2007 21:48:59 GMT -5
I go with "President Dusty Rhodes sends the New Breed back in time to win the secondary tag titles."
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