Mr T L Wolf
Hank Scorpio
He has the looks of Andre the Giant, and the strength of Barry Windham. Not to mention he's a hero to a few armadillos, a kangaroo and a small herd of bison.
Posts: 5,319
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Post by Mr T L Wolf on Nov 21, 2007 21:51:22 GMT -5
After a long time thinking about it, I have to agree with everyone voting for CHIKARA's Lance Steel storyline
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wwerules60
El Dandy
"Bring what? a vomit bag? a fig newton?"
Posts: 8,999
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Post by wwerules60 on Nov 21, 2007 21:57:30 GMT -5
Buried Alive Matches in general
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Post by invaderdave on Nov 21, 2007 21:59:30 GMT -5
Know what's really absurd?
Lance Steel teaming with Dragon Dragon.
Now that's a mismatched pair!
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Post by Ultimate Reality on Nov 22, 2007 17:39:59 GMT -5
The Great Muta spews his green mist at Yinling's crotch. Yinling gets pregnant. Yinling lays an egg. Akebono hatches out of the egg. I thought you were just making up something that would be absurd at first...but after a little research, holy crap, I've got to get some HUSTLE dvds!
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Post by shiranui on Nov 22, 2007 18:15:56 GMT -5
Hey, I couldn't make something like that up even if I tried.
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Post by tankmcquade on Nov 22, 2007 18:19:48 GMT -5
Robocop saving Sting from the Four Horsemen......nuff said
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Post by thestinger on Nov 22, 2007 18:32:15 GMT -5
Now I haven't watched WWF for 18 years, but someone told me Paul Bearer was supposed to have been Kane's biological father and I've seen both men.
So that means Undertaker and Kane's mother was seven feet tall?
That's pretty absurd if this was really part of the story.
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Post by ThereIsNoAbsurdistOnlyZuul on Nov 22, 2007 18:44:49 GMT -5
The Undertaker's "death & resurrection" at Royal Rumble 1994. This brings up a tough question for me. Does "Death & Resurrection" beat "time travel" in pro wrestling? Honestly, for me, it's too close to call on the absurd scale. I hate time travel as a plot point in general. However, in wrestling with it's ability to ignore continuity it fits, as the paradoxes can wipe out various storylines from the history. Because of time ripples. However, I don't like the Undertaker's storylines in general. I just like his matches.
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