Post by thwak is T.hawk on Dec 1, 2007 20:49:54 GMT -5
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1. corey shaddix vs. prophet - Shaddix goes over with a cradle DDT into tubes in about 8 minutes. Good opener.
2. sexxxy eddy vs. scotty vortex vs. ultramantis black - barbed wire boards and tables: Mantis took a light tube to the stomach and is bleeding pretty bad. The crowd is about 125 and is real hot, standing and cheering for everything. SEXXXY EDDY and SCOTTY VORTECKSXZ advance to the second round, ULTRAMANTIS BLACK is elimineated after a superplex through a light tube table. Pic is coming...
3.Deranged vs Danny Havoc vs Tank in an UNLUCKY 13 LIGHTTUBE BUNDLES match: Evil Sabato is reffing and wearing goggles and construction gloves. Pansy. DANNY HAVOC and DERANGED advance, TANK is eliminated. Havoc got murdered and bled buckets, TONS of crazy spots.
The legendary SLAB WAS OPENED HARDWAY FROM A TUBE! This is the GREATEST SHOW EVER
4.Viking vs WHACKS vs Drake Younger in a "crapload of tubes match". The crowd is MOLTEN, and Lauderdale said this is on pace to be the best DM show *ever*. Viking is ON FIRE (figuratively) to start out.WHACKS leaps off the top rope, grabs the rafters, and swings himself into a senton onto Drake who's laid over chairs with tubes. WOOHOO, VIOLENCE!
Viking pins WHACKS after that spot to eliminate him. VIKING and DRAKE YOUNGER advance. Drake suffers YET ANOTHER scarring injury: the bottom piece of his earlobe is hanging off after being cut by a stray tube. Jesus christ.
5.IAN ROTTEN vs FREAKSHOW vs INSANE LANE - Water jugs, thumbtack bats, barbed wire crutches, light tube crutches, and SPIKE BAT match. Crowd is STILL on fire, hottest of the year.
Ian got a standing ovation and streamers during his intro, which is bizarre because just a couple months ago, he was inciting riots with the Deep South fans. IAN ROTTEN is eliminated, FREAKSHOW and INSANE LANE advance. Standing ovation postmatch for Ian.
6.Chrisjen Hayme vs. Amasis vs. Chris Styles vs. Tim Donst vs. Hydra vs. Shawn Reed 6 man mayhem: Hayme wins the 6-way, quick and fun. Donst was called a jobber by certain people in the house (I wonder who), and here's a direct quote! "Quack's not here to help get you over tonight!" So harsh.
7.Deranged vs Freakshow in a PITS OF HELL match - one kiddie pool full of barbed wire and salt, another one full of rubbing alcohol, and a third filled with tacks: FREAKSHOW over DERANGED in a short match, and it appears Deranged has a broken leg on a legdrop, he's getting taken out on a stretcher.
8.Scotty Vorteckxsz vs Viking - LIGHT TUBE LOG CABINS: What retic said. For some ungodly reason, VORTECKSXZ defeats VIKING to advance to the final after a Spanish Fly through a cabin. Vortecksxz's hand/wrist area is gashed nicely and he sprinted to the back. The roster for this show is just getting decimated...COD might be a 3 on 3 at this rate.
9. DANNY HAVOC vs INSANE LANE. Razor boards: Havoc gets Lane in a rear naked choke...Lane Samoan drops him through a log cabin. Danny holds onto the choke, Lane Samoan drops him through the razor board propped up in the corner. HAVOC HOLDS THE CHOKE, AND GETS THE SUBMISSION VICTORY. Dear god.
10.The final will be 200 light tubes, barbed wire tables with 8 foot tubes lining the ringposts from the ground up. Brett's gonna find out if Vortecksxz is still in, pics of the final setup forthcoming.
CARNAGE CUP FINAL: DANNY HAVOC vs SEXXXY EDDY vs FREAKSHOW vs SCOTTY VORTECKSXZ
VORTECKSXZ is the first one eliminated after Freakshow smashes a bundle of light tubes on his hand and gouges them until he submits.
SEXXXY EDDY is eliminated second after he's put upside down in a garbage can and dropped him from the apron to the floor.
DANNY HAVOC and FREAKSHOW are your final two.
FREAKSHOW is your 2007 Carnage Cup champion after throwing Havoc off the top rope to the floor through 3 stacked light tube cabins.
1. corey shaddix vs. prophet - Shaddix goes over with a cradle DDT into tubes in about 8 minutes. Good opener.
2. sexxxy eddy vs. scotty vortex vs. ultramantis black - barbed wire boards and tables: Mantis took a light tube to the stomach and is bleeding pretty bad. The crowd is about 125 and is real hot, standing and cheering for everything. SEXXXY EDDY and SCOTTY VORTECKSXZ advance to the second round, ULTRAMANTIS BLACK is elimineated after a superplex through a light tube table. Pic is coming...
3.Deranged vs Danny Havoc vs Tank in an UNLUCKY 13 LIGHTTUBE BUNDLES match: Evil Sabato is reffing and wearing goggles and construction gloves. Pansy. DANNY HAVOC and DERANGED advance, TANK is eliminated. Havoc got murdered and bled buckets, TONS of crazy spots.
The legendary SLAB WAS OPENED HARDWAY FROM A TUBE! This is the GREATEST SHOW EVER
4.Viking vs WHACKS vs Drake Younger in a "crapload of tubes match". The crowd is MOLTEN, and Lauderdale said this is on pace to be the best DM show *ever*. Viking is ON FIRE (figuratively) to start out.WHACKS leaps off the top rope, grabs the rafters, and swings himself into a senton onto Drake who's laid over chairs with tubes. WOOHOO, VIOLENCE!
Viking pins WHACKS after that spot to eliminate him. VIKING and DRAKE YOUNGER advance. Drake suffers YET ANOTHER scarring injury: the bottom piece of his earlobe is hanging off after being cut by a stray tube. Jesus christ.
5.IAN ROTTEN vs FREAKSHOW vs INSANE LANE - Water jugs, thumbtack bats, barbed wire crutches, light tube crutches, and SPIKE BAT match. Crowd is STILL on fire, hottest of the year.
Ian got a standing ovation and streamers during his intro, which is bizarre because just a couple months ago, he was inciting riots with the Deep South fans. IAN ROTTEN is eliminated, FREAKSHOW and INSANE LANE advance. Standing ovation postmatch for Ian.
6.Chrisjen Hayme vs. Amasis vs. Chris Styles vs. Tim Donst vs. Hydra vs. Shawn Reed 6 man mayhem: Hayme wins the 6-way, quick and fun. Donst was called a jobber by certain people in the house (I wonder who), and here's a direct quote! "Quack's not here to help get you over tonight!" So harsh.
7.Deranged vs Freakshow in a PITS OF HELL match - one kiddie pool full of barbed wire and salt, another one full of rubbing alcohol, and a third filled with tacks: FREAKSHOW over DERANGED in a short match, and it appears Deranged has a broken leg on a legdrop, he's getting taken out on a stretcher.
8.Scotty Vorteckxsz vs Viking - LIGHT TUBE LOG CABINS: What retic said. For some ungodly reason, VORTECKSXZ defeats VIKING to advance to the final after a Spanish Fly through a cabin. Vortecksxz's hand/wrist area is gashed nicely and he sprinted to the back. The roster for this show is just getting decimated...COD might be a 3 on 3 at this rate.
9. DANNY HAVOC vs INSANE LANE. Razor boards: Havoc gets Lane in a rear naked choke...Lane Samoan drops him through a log cabin. Danny holds onto the choke, Lane Samoan drops him through the razor board propped up in the corner. HAVOC HOLDS THE CHOKE, AND GETS THE SUBMISSION VICTORY. Dear god.
10.The final will be 200 light tubes, barbed wire tables with 8 foot tubes lining the ringposts from the ground up. Brett's gonna find out if Vortecksxz is still in, pics of the final setup forthcoming.
CARNAGE CUP FINAL: DANNY HAVOC vs SEXXXY EDDY vs FREAKSHOW vs SCOTTY VORTECKSXZ
VORTECKSXZ is the first one eliminated after Freakshow smashes a bundle of light tubes on his hand and gouges them until he submits.
SEXXXY EDDY is eliminated second after he's put upside down in a garbage can and dropped him from the apron to the floor.
DANNY HAVOC and FREAKSHOW are your final two.
FREAKSHOW is your 2007 Carnage Cup champion after throwing Havoc off the top rope to the floor through 3 stacked light tube cabins.
helped $lim jinx NXT. Woops
