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Post by machinegun on Dec 31, 2007 0:13:03 GMT -5
www.rottentomatoes.com/m/jurassic_park_4/news/1662545/According to the item, casting for the sequel -- which has already been confirmed to feature Laura Dern -- is officially under way, with filming set to begin in Kauai later this year. But that isn't the incredible part, oh no. Straight from the article: We're told that the film is about the government which has trained dinosaurs to carry weapons and use them for battle purposes.Okay, not that the original Jurassic Park was Citizen Kane or anything, but we remember the thrill of seeing the first movie in the theater, and even though we long ago wrote off further installments in the series as deeply unnecessary, we're really struggling with the notion that anyone on the entire planet would think this storyline is a good idea. It really sounds like the kind of thing that might have been dreamed up by a precocious seven-year-old after a few too many bowls of Fruity Pebbles. Which puts it half a leg up on some of the other stuff we've seen in development, but still -- they have to be kidding, right? YES YES YES DINOSAURS WITH f***ING MACHINE GUNS
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Dec 31, 2007 0:13:51 GMT -5
I can feel my damn I/Q dropping already.
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Post by Insomniac on Dec 31, 2007 0:15:25 GMT -5
I can feel my damn I/Q dropping already. My excitement is rising exponentially. BTW, this article is a solid 4 months old.
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Post by Maidpool w/ Cleaning Action on Dec 31, 2007 0:15:27 GMT -5
THE MACHINE GUNS OF OUR MINDS HAVE MORE FIREPOWER THEN THOSE ANY DINOSAUR COULD EVER USE. AS MOST OF THOSE DINOSAURS HAVE LONG BEEN DEAD AND BURIED TURNING INTO THE FUEL USED TO LOAD THE ROCKET SHIP AND HELP US ESCAPE FROM SUCH OVERWHELMINGLY BAD PLOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooots.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 31, 2007 0:15:37 GMT -5
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Post by bradyfan on Dec 31, 2007 0:15:43 GMT -5
Thank you for spoiling this. Now I don't have to waste a hour, and a half of my life watching this pile of shit. Man even part 3 is better than this. Think I'll stick to parts 1 and 2.
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Dec 31, 2007 0:17:21 GMT -5
This sounds awesome I must see this 20 times now.
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Post by Citizen Snips Has Left on Dec 31, 2007 0:18:57 GMT -5
Wasn't this the rumor like 5 YEARS ago? I definitely remembering hearing about the "official script", which turned out to be a work of fan fiction, having the same idea way back then.
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Post by DiBiase is Good on Dec 31, 2007 0:20:46 GMT -5
Am I the only person who likes Jurassic Park 3? It wasn't as good as the first 2, but it's still fun.
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Post by Psy on Dec 31, 2007 0:21:03 GMT -5
Wasn't there a cartoon with this as a storyline?
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Post by Maidpool w/ Cleaning Action on Dec 31, 2007 0:26:13 GMT -5
Wasn't there a cartoon with this as a storyline? DinoRiders I think. Then there is also the ol' DinoSaucers.
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Post by Joe Neglia on Dec 31, 2007 7:36:58 GMT -5
Wait...didn't they already make Dragon Wars?
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Post by Ramses on Dec 31, 2007 7:40:18 GMT -5
I could of swore I saw this along time ago... ... nope. Can't remember. JP4 has an original idea going.
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Dec 31, 2007 7:42:18 GMT -5
There's no such thing as too many movies about giant lizards with rockets mounted on them.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Dec 31, 2007 11:49:10 GMT -5
I had a couple of Dino Riders.. The one I remember was an Ankylosaurus with a missile launcher. He was ridden by a guy with a big ant head.
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Post by leemir on Dec 31, 2007 11:53:19 GMT -5
I preferred the one I heard before about dead dinosaurs washing up on shores. Can't really remember it but it was better.
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Post by Michael Coello on Dec 31, 2007 11:55:32 GMT -5
I liked Jurassic Park 3. I thought it was real good.
Cause of this, they need to make a Turok movie.
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Post by Mattification on Dec 31, 2007 12:00:31 GMT -5
Am I the only person who likes Jurassic Park 3? It wasn't as good as the first 2, but it's still fun. I quite liked it too. It had a crappy ending but had been a fun movie up until then. If they ever do a Jurassic Park 4 they could do it so much better than trained dinos. That`s what tanks are for for goodness sake!
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Post by Ace Diamond on Dec 31, 2007 12:23:29 GMT -5
I liked Jurassic Park 3. I thought it was real good. Cause of this, they need to make a Turok movie. 90 minutes of heavy fog! (and the occasional dinosaur)
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Post by Chainsaw on Dec 31, 2007 12:24:46 GMT -5
Nice. That said, there's no way I'm touching this movie.
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