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Post by BorneAgain on Jan 2, 2008 3:00:39 GMT -5
If there were any real justice in this world the dinosaurs in JP4 would act like this:
Scientist: You may have us, but you'll never get off the island. Raptor: That's where I beg to differ. For you see the other raptors and I have constructed a crude suspension bridge from here to Venezuela. Once there, I shall lie low and assume odd jobs under the name Mr. Pilkington. But perhaps I've said too much. *Smokes pipe*
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Post by Joe Neglia on Jan 2, 2008 3:08:42 GMT -5
ok, where did I see that? The Critic? Robot Chicken?
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Jan 2, 2008 3:10:11 GMT -5
I heard some ridiculous plot involving the Raptors becoming so smart they have built a city on Site B and hatch a plot using the other not so smart dinosaurs to take over the World. The humans get wind of this plot and send the troops in to stop them.
I forget where I heard this (I might of dreamed it) but I'm sure I heard this story before.
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Jan 2, 2008 3:11:44 GMT -5
Last I heard, like at least 3 years ago, was JP4 was gonna have aquatic dinos finally.
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Jan 2, 2008 3:14:01 GMT -5
If Speilberg is still involved, there's no way in HELL he's gonna let the dinos have weapons. It's been delayed for years because he didn't like the script.
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Post by Joe Neglia on Jan 2, 2008 3:14:19 GMT -5
Someone should just buy the rights to Dinosaurs Attack and film that instead.
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Jan 2, 2008 3:16:03 GMT -5
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Jan 2, 2008 3:19:31 GMT -5
Last I heard, like at least 3 years ago, was JP4 was gonna have aquatic dinos finally. Well that would be cool since the (allegedly) largest predator ever was an aquatic dinosaur: LiopleurodonIt's a liopleuradon, Charlie. A MAGICAL liopleuradon!
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Jan 2, 2008 3:20:22 GMT -5
That dinosaur lacks the cranial capacity and the opposable digits to handle a firearm.......how's he ever gonna be in the movie?
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Jan 2, 2008 3:23:30 GMT -5
That dinosaur lacks the cranial capacity and the opposable digits to handle a firearm.......how's he ever gonna be in the movie? We'll Attach Some Freaking Lasers To It's Head!
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Post by 4real on Jan 2, 2008 6:08:26 GMT -5
Wow and i thought the new Alien vs. Predator movie was gonna suck. They should really have stopped this at 3. Ok maybe 2.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jan 2, 2008 6:47:18 GMT -5
Krulos wants to kill the brains behind Jurassic Park 4
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Post by Firearm: Supposed Big Deal on Jan 2, 2008 6:53:17 GMT -5
This movie has "Snakes on a Plane" potential.
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Post by Joe Neglia on Jan 2, 2008 7:25:27 GMT -5
This movie has "Snakes on a Plane" potential. And we all saw how well that worked out for Snakes on a Plane...
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Post by Ace Diamond on Jan 2, 2008 7:58:35 GMT -5
Well that would be cool since the (allegedly) largest predator ever was an aquatic dinosaur: LiopleurodonIt's a liopleuradon, Charlie. A MAGICAL liopleuradon! -It has shown us the way -IT DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING!
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Post by Baixo Astral on Jan 2, 2008 8:04:18 GMT -5
Wait...didn't they already make Dragon Wars? Exactly... and didn't lots of people go "OMG! THAT SOUNDS AWESOME!" when it was patently a stupid idea.
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Post by Joe Neglia on Jan 2, 2008 8:06:31 GMT -5
Wait...didn't they already make Dragon Wars? Exactly... and didn't lots of people go "OMG! THAT SOUNDS AWESOME!" when it was patently a stupid idea. I got the DVD in to review and still haven't touched it. Part of me knows the minute it starts, the awesomeness will die.
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Jan 2, 2008 8:08:54 GMT -5
Exactly... and didn't lots of people go "OMG! THAT SOUNDS AWESOME!" when it was patently a stupid idea. I got the DVD in to review and still haven't touched it. Part of me knows the minute it starts, the awesomeness will die. Which is my issue with Dragon Wars. The premise is as awesome as magical dancing corn on the cobs singing me to sleep for a 18 hour nap (which is decidedly awesome), but I fear the execution will break my heart and tiny soul. I keep telling myself I'm gonna finally watch it but just never seem to go through with it.
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Post by Baixo Astral on Jan 2, 2008 8:09:46 GMT -5
Exactly... and didn't lots of people go "OMG! THAT SOUNDS AWESOME!" when it was patently a stupid idea. I got the DVD in to review and still haven't touched it. Part of me knows the minute it starts, the awesomeness will die. I hate the irony-heavy side of things... yes, it's entertaining to imagine Dragon Wars/Snakes on a Plane/Leprachaun in Space/JP4, but the awesomeness always dies - high concept is one thing, but "amusing, corny and asinine" concept doesn't work. I liked Jurassic Park 3. I thought it was real good. Cause of this, they need to make a Turok movie. 90 minutes of heavy fog! (and the occasional dinosaur) Will they order 10 times the number of prints needed, just for old times sake?
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Post by ookkie on Jan 2, 2008 12:32:18 GMT -5
I enjoyed the Jurassic Park movies (even...ugh... the horrible ending to the third one can't make me hate it). I loved Dino Riders as a kid. But I've gotta put my vote in for the creation of a Dinosaurs Attack! movie. That would rock. I still have the entire card set...
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