J is Justice
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Post by J is Justice on Dec 31, 2007 12:28:27 GMT -5
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Post by Arthur Digby Stamp on Dec 31, 2007 12:34:31 GMT -5
Add in lasers, boobies, explosions, and female butts, and you've got yourself one guy right here who'll be there opening day.
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Dr. T is an alien
Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by Dr. T is an alien on Dec 31, 2007 13:40:50 GMT -5
I hope that they aren't that stupid.
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cowbell5000
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Post by cowbell5000 on Dec 31, 2007 15:59:41 GMT -5
Dinoriders was a fun show to watch. I actually liked how they showed the dinos getting there weapons put on.
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Post by Paul Servo on Dec 31, 2007 16:49:35 GMT -5
Frank Cho rules! As for the plot of this fine film. The book ends with the government taking the survivors away in what seemed like a "you saw nothing" thing. This seems to indicate there was more to what was going on than we were shown. |
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Post by Joe Neglia on Dec 31, 2007 16:56:40 GMT -5
Add in lasers, boobies, explosions, and female butts, and you've got yourself one guy right here who'll be there opening day. The dinosaurs would look ridiculous with bobbies and female butts. |
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Post by Arthur Digby Stamp on Dec 31, 2007 17:07:35 GMT -5
Add in lasers, boobies, explosions, and female butts, and you've got yourself one guy right here who'll be there opening day. The dinosaurs would look ridiculous with bobbies and female butts. I figure with CGI being what it is today that it shouldn't be too hard to make at least one really stacked Triceratops. |
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Post by Joe Neglia on Dec 31, 2007 17:11:25 GMT -5
The dinosaurs would look ridiculous with bobbies and female butts. I figure with CGI being what it is today that it shouldn't be too hard to make at least one really stacked Triceratops. Tricera-lotta-top? |
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Post by jamofpearls on Dec 31, 2007 17:16:07 GMT -5
I think this kind of already popped up like 3 or more years ago. The original idea was that a mad scientist was the one making the dinos all smart and gun toting.
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Post by Arthur Digby Stamp on Dec 31, 2007 18:08:22 GMT -5
I figure with CGI being what it is today that it shouldn't be too hard to make at least one really stacked Triceratops. Tricera-lotta-top? I'm thinking they should have a triple-boobed Triceratops. Just because it'd work on several levels. It'd work as long as they passed it off as erotic, rather then playing it up for comedy. Triceratops with 3 boobs = SERIOUS BUSINESS |
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Post by tankmcquade on Dec 31, 2007 20:18:15 GMT -5
Dinosaurs with Machine guns.......why a movie like this has not been made already is beyond me!
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Dec 31, 2007 22:49:32 GMT -5
www.rottentomatoes.com/m/jurassic_park_4/news/1662545/According to the item, casting for the sequel -- which has already been confirmed to feature Laura Dern -- is officially under way, with filming set to begin in Kauai later this year. But that isn't the incredible part, oh no. Straight from the article: We're told that the film is about the government which has trained dinosaurs to carry weapons and use them for battle purposes.Okay, not that the original Jurassic Park was Citizen Kane or anything, but we remember the thrill of seeing the first movie in the theater, and even though we long ago wrote off further installments in the series as deeply unnecessary, we're really struggling with the notion that anyone on the entire planet would think this storyline is a good idea. It really sounds like the kind of thing that might have been dreamed up by a precocious seven-year-old after a few too many bowls of Fruity Pebbles. Which puts it half a leg up on some of the other stuff we've seen in development, but still -- they have to be kidding, right? YES YES YES DINOSAURS WITH smurfING MACHINE GUNS Ripping off Dino Riders........Booooooo |
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Post by I'm The Cool One on Dec 31, 2007 22:53:03 GMT -5
DINOSAURS WITH MACHINE GUNS!
WIN!
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Post by RingoJ is a Horrible Man on Jan 1, 2008 7:09:25 GMT -5
Wasn't this the rumor like 5 YEARS ago? I definitely remembering hearing about the "official script", which turned out to be a work of fan fiction, having the same idea way back then. Yeah, it was something like 5 or so years ago when I first heard about it. |
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Post by Joe Neglia on Jan 1, 2008 7:17:05 GMT -5
DINOSAURS WITH MACHINE GUNS! WIN!   |
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Jan 1, 2008 7:30:23 GMT -5
Now I demand a crossover between Dragon Wars and JP4!
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BHB
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Post by BHB on Jan 1, 2008 12:13:11 GMT -5
I remember hearing about this about a year ago at least.
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Post by HMARK Center on Jan 1, 2008 12:16:50 GMT -5
Dino-Riders ruled! That's awesome that they're finally making a movie version of it!
...Oh, wait, JP4?
Um, wow.
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Sajoa Moe
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Jan 1, 2008 12:54:41 GMT -5
And the entire squadron will focus their attack on Susie Derkins' house. |
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The Ichi
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Post by The Ichi on Jan 1, 2008 13:11:03 GMT -5
Why would Dinosaurs even NEED weapons? Aren't they...you know...Dinosaurs??
Oh well, this should end up being loveable no matter how badly it does.
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