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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jan 2, 2008 10:39:28 GMT -5
"Hey,what the deal with that MacGyver? He can make a bomb out a shoestring and a pint of Frusen-Gladje!"
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Post by chibidiablo on Jan 2, 2008 10:41:21 GMT -5
Black people and white people are different.
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Post by Baixo Astral on Jan 2, 2008 10:53:03 GMT -5
No. Words. Necessary.
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Post by Leaving after 1,600 on Jan 2, 2008 10:58:46 GMT -5
Jack and Jill walked up the hill to catch a pale of water. Jack felldown broke his crown, and Jill was a whore
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Libertine
Unicron
Cerebral Caustic
Posts: 3,082
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Post by Libertine on Jan 2, 2008 10:58:47 GMT -5
Margaret Thatcher? What a bitch.
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Chainsaw
T
A very BAD man.
It is what it is
Posts: 90,480
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Post by Chainsaw on Jan 2, 2008 11:16:10 GMT -5
*Smashes fruit with a mallet*
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Abadebe
Don Corleone
Man of the Hour
Posts: 1,469
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Post by Abadebe on Jan 2, 2008 11:38:45 GMT -5
What if ET and Mr. T had a baby? Well then you'd get Mr. ET, wouldn't you? And I think he'd sound a little something like this: "I PITY THE FOOL who doesn't phoooone hooome."
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Post by wildojinx on Jan 2, 2008 11:49:40 GMT -5
"and now heres supermodel barbie!" (holds up a twig with arms and legs attached) (ok, thats more 90s than 80s, but i can see some hack comic using that routine)
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Cheeba
Don Corleone
Matt Striker for VP
Posts: 1,587
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Post by Cheeba on Jan 2, 2008 12:37:16 GMT -5
"Oh! Oh! Oooooooh! Go f*** yourself you stupid motherf***er!!!! Oh! Oh! Oooooooh!"
*standing ovation*
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Chainsaw
T
A very BAD man.
It is what it is
Posts: 90,480
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Post by Chainsaw on Jan 2, 2008 12:41:46 GMT -5
"You think that's bad? Remember the time when everyone on the board became 80's comedians?"
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Post by Leaving after 1,600 on Jan 2, 2008 12:45:41 GMT -5
Whoever is in office is evil *Crowd goes wild*
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Post by mcclanahan on Jan 2, 2008 13:03:19 GMT -5
Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack burnt off his f***ing dick!
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Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Jan 2, 2008 13:41:57 GMT -5
L.A. and New York are different. But, there is one similarity. In both cities, you can die from breathing. In L.A., it's because of the smog, and in New York, it's because someone will shoot you just for breathing.
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
Posts: 39,683
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Jan 2, 2008 13:43:01 GMT -5
Ronald Reagan is old!
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Square
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Official Ambassador
Grand Poobah of Scavenger Hunts 2011
Square-Because he looks good at all the right angles.
Posts: 18,700
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Post by Square on Jan 2, 2008 13:53:41 GMT -5
Whats the deal with Concord...WAIT IM NOT ALIVE *a paradox rip appears above Square and a gloved hand of a dinosaur apears and grabs him by the head and drags him in the rip*
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Post by Janitor From Mars on Jan 2, 2008 14:23:43 GMT -5
Why do they call it the A-Team? Is there more than one team? Whatever happened to the B-Team? You never hear about the B-Team do you?
And what's the deal with that B.A Baracus? Does he have a speech impediment or something? I've never met anyone in my life that hated helicopters or fools.
*Boos from the audience*
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Post by wildojinx on Jan 2, 2008 15:12:57 GMT -5
and now for filthy nursery rhymes! Jack and jill went up a hill, and then had sex! Little miss muffet, sat on a tuffet, and then got laid!
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Post by DrBackflipsHoffman on Jan 2, 2008 15:15:42 GMT -5
HALF!!
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Post by mcclanahan on Jan 2, 2008 15:37:12 GMT -5
and now for filthy nursery rhymes! Jack and jill went up a hill, and then had sex! Little miss muffet, sat on a tuffet, and then got laid! if you're gonna do that atleast make them good
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Post by Janitor From Mars on Jan 2, 2008 16:30:00 GMT -5
Gallagher's act is to smash melons. My friend's act is to fondle them. Then again, no one wants to pay to see a 36 year old greasy-haired guy named Luigi from New Jersey fondle melons.
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