A fair and balanced look at why TNA is better . .

[Chainsaw]

Also, Chewbacca is a wookie, but he lives with Ewoks on Endor. Think about that. That does not make any sense. If Chewbacca lives on Endor, then TNA is the better wrestling product. Thank you.

[scottyno]

TNA's champ is Angle, while WWE's champs are Edge, Orton, and Punk.

A comes before E,O, and P

[Sajoa Moe]

Impact begins with an I, and Raw and Smackdown begin with an R and an S, respectively.

But ECW begins with an E.

[Edison taps to the ARMBAR!]

chuckymac314 said:

Edison, I want to honestly thank you for reminding me why I love the WC Forums.

Don't thank me, thank science.

If you buy this crap

you too can figure things out just like me!

[Edison taps to the ARMBAR!]

evrbody said:

Impact begins with an I, and Raw and Smackdown begin with an R and an S, respectively.

But ECW begins with an E.

But you are forgetting Impact is a ZONE, which comprises a whole area within a perimiter and stuff. Which means it has much more land mass than Raw and ECW which is NOT a zone at all.

[Ferrets?]

By this logic, would AAA be the best promotion anywhere?

[Edison taps to the ARMBAR!]

thecobbit said:

By this logic, would AAA be the best promotion anywhere?

Not so, because it requires one letter cubed, so it needs the extra effort.

[Kae]

TNA's top star is Angle. Angle begins with an A. Therefore, he is better than all of the WWE main-eventers, including Cena, HHH and especially the Undertaker.

[Ferrets?]

Ah, of course. How could I have been so foolish?

[Edison taps to the ARMBAR!]

kae said:

TNA's top star is Angle. Angle begins with an A. Therefore, he is better than all of the WWE main-eventers, including Cena, HHH and especially the Undertaker.

WWE's only hope is to rehire A-Train and team him with Ashley Massaro.

May God help us all . . .

[machinegun]

This thread is the pinnacle of truthiness

[scottyno]

edisoncarasio said:

kae said:

TNA's top star is Angle. Angle begins with an A. Therefore, he is better than all of the WWE main-eventers, including Cena, HHH and especially the Undertaker.

WWE's only hope is to rehire A-Train and team him with Ashley Massaro.

May God help us all . . .

but TNA will still have 2 angles and AN comes before both AT and AS. WWE would have to change his name back to Albert and they'd stil be a little behind

[Ferrets?]

Through much scientific research and ballyhoo, I believe I have made another finding to support these claims!

TNA spelled backwards is ANT, a small insect that forms large, complex colonies and are prized the world over for their farms, despite their inability to grow carrots. Plus, if you tore off their arms and legs, they'd look like little snowmen.

WWE spelled backwards is EWW, a sound someone makes when they're disgusted.

And of course, ANT comes before EWW alphabet-wise.

[Spankymac is sick of the swiss]

thecobbit said:

Through much scientific research and ballyhoo, I believe I have made another finding to support these claims!

TNA spelled backwards is ANT, a small insect that forms large, complex colonies and are prized the world over for their farms, despite their inability to grow carrots. Plus, if you tore off their arms and legs, they'd look like little snowmen.

WWE spelled backwards is EWW, a sound someone makes when they're disgusted.

And of course, ANT comes before EWW alphabet-wise.

You get a billion points for the Hedburg reference.

[Bones58]

thecobbit said:

Through much scientific research and ballyhoo, I believe I have made another finding to support these claims!

TNA spelled backwards is ANT, a small insect that forms large, complex colonies and are prized the world over for their farms, despite their inability to grow carrots. Plus, if you tore off their arms and legs, they'd look like little snowmen.

WWE spelled backwards is EWW, a sound someone makes when they're disgusted.

And of course, ANT comes before EWW alphabet-wise.

[8-BitAssassin]

Also, in the General Manager role, TNA has the epitome of awesomeness himself, Jim Cornette. RAW, ECW, and Smackdown have Regal, Estrada, and Guererro. Cornette comes first in the alphabet before all three of those.

Yet another reason TNA is better.

[The Genesis of KoOS]

Let's not forget that WWE's biggest PPV, Wrestlemania starts with a W. TNA's biggest PPV, Bound for Glory starts with a B. Thus also helping this theory.

[Ferrets?]

Let's not be sexist and leave out the women, either.

WWE's Women's champion is Beth Phoenix, wheras TNA's Knockouts champion is Awesome Kong.

Awesome before Beth, Kong before Phoenix, Knockout before Women's...

Now to figure out how to spend my billion points...

[The Panda Powered]

TNA has Christian Cage, Jeff Jarrett, Matt Morgan, Robert Roode, and Scott Steiner whom have the same first letter for both their first name and their surname. Total = 5

WWE has Hardcore Holly, Ken Kennedy, Hunter Hearst Helmsley, Fit Finlay, Michelle McCool, and Kelly Kelly, which equals 6

HOWEVER!~

Their are only 56 talent members on the TNAWrestling.com roster page, giving an alliteration percentage of 8.9%, whilst on the WWE.com roster pages, their are exactly 100 people, therefore giving an overall alliteration percentage of just 6%

So, to conclude, 8.9% > 6%, therefore TNA > WWE

[Spankymac is sick of the swiss]

pandapowered said:

TNA has Christian Cage, Jeff Jarrett, Matt Morgan, Robert Roode, and Scott Steiner whom have the same first letter for both their first name and their surname. Total = 5

WWE has Hardcore Holly, Ken Kennedy, Hunter Hearst Helmsley, Fit Finlay, Michelle McCool, and Kelly Kelly, which equals 6

HOWEVER!~

Their are only 56 talent members on the TNAWrestling.com roster page, giving an alliteration percentage of 8.9%, whilst on the WWE.com roster pages, their are exactly 100 people, therefore giving an overall alliteration percentage of just 6%

So, to conclude, 8.9% > 5%, therefore TNA > WWE

*Bows to your alliterative awesomeness*